This bar is on top of a high building and this guy has been drinking there so this new guy comes in and the drunk guy invites him for a drink so they drink and drink and talk and talk, and the drunk guy then says:
"see that window over there? it's magical because you can jump out the window and not die"
The drunk guy keeps explaining him that if you jump outta that magical window you'll fall all the way down 10 feet before you hit the ground and stop in midair then go all the way back up...The new guy thought he was drinking too much and told him, but the drunk guy...he jumped out the window and he's falling and falling...then he slows down to a stop, then goes back up through the magical window, the new guy didn't believe his eyes so the new guy tries it, then he falls and....
SPLAT!
He dies...the drunk guy was like.."oh s#%t it didn't work" so he closes the window goes back to the bar, asks for another drink and the bartender says:
" You're a jerk when your drunk Superman!"
heard it in an irc chat room
