Ok, on the off chance that someone else might find this humorous, I am providing
this MP3.
A few months ago there was a new species of catfish found in Borneo. It has the distinctive characteristics of buck teeth and suction cup flippers. One of the talk radio shows I listen to during the day at work created a "character" out of this catfish named Butch, who has a distinctive southern accent. Well, today with the discovery of the new cat, Butch has a new friend. And thus, there is a new character. I nearly fell out of my chair.
This is the kind of thing that gets me through day.