*snickers* Eh, could be worse. My hair's nice and long, used to go down to my waist, but I got it trimmed a few inches. And it has NO BODY WHAT SO EVER! I swear it's so flat... but I hate using products aside from shampoo on my hair, not even hairspray.
Tsk tsk, Azure, you're one to talk about other people's bad hair days.