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Originally Posted by iris
ETA: You want to know what's with me? OK. I'm exasperated because so many people care about the fate of OMG Paris Hilton!!, but nobody seems to care about the 19-year-old who gets busted for marijuana possession, gets minimal legal representation, gets a long mandatory sentence because it was OMG DRUGS!!, and gets AIDS for the rest of his life because prison rape is a joke.
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And you're making such a huge difference, Iris. If. . . if only you ran the world. . . if only.
It kind of makes me want to break out in song. . .
If Iris ran the world
It'd be a better place
Everyone would escape jail time
We'd just let them go on faith
If Iris ruled the world
criminals would roam the streets
Because courts would give a second chance
Now wouldn't that be neat?
If Iris ran the world
selling pot would just fine
even if you sold it to little children
you'd never be confined.
Oh yeah! Jail sucks
It sucks real hard
And it's too harsh for a big blonde RETARD
So come on people lets all join hands
and love each woman! Child and man
We can set her free if we just try
There's no need to make criminals cry
Oh no. . .
Oh no. . .
Let's free Tibet while we're at it. . .
And love your brother. . .
Just not in a prison shower. . .
Because that's where AIDS comes from. . .
Yeah. . .
I for one LOVE lynch mobs. They have such an effecient way of getting things done, and they bring so many people together. I mean, think of a world where you actually had to rely on the idea of one person to get something done. Do you know what that's called? I do. It's called dictatorship, and personally? I think one Hitler was enough.
All joking aside, though, I hope they give her the chair.