To get back on topic, a couple more classics:
Excerpt from the FFXII debacle that literally SPLIT THE VG FAMILY IN TWO!
Quote:
Ai: Picked up Final Fantasy XII today. Yeah, I'm a tool. Sue me. I have problems.
Doom: Why is it a bad thing? Does Peanut hit you?
Peanut: Enjoy your little movie.
Doom: Oh, yes, GOD FORBID. -=Throws arms up=-
Peanut: It's a Final Fantasy game. It can do no wrong. As a game, Final Fantasy has failed in every aspect since the SNES FF's where the story began to eat away at the gameplay. People love these "games", not because of how fun it is, but because they become emotionally attached to the characters. They're just losers with homo-erotic urges for spiky haired Japanese guys in tights.
Doom: Oh get over yourself, you've begun to sound like the Zarius of the VG Forums.
Barkworm: Come on, Doom, it's just Peanut. His existence is meaningless!
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Awesome burn by TMB!
Quote:
Ai: http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/A...=ThirdMarioBro Nice achievements, bro. Hey, TMB. Let me know when you started to actually play your 360 other than Arcade games and then I'll feel somewhat offended. GOT 'EM!
TMB: Hey, congratulations on that Xbox 360 you never got thanks to being poor as dirt because you spend all your money on last-gen J-RPG's and trying to get laid. GOT 'EM BACK!
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