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I tried. I really tried, but God Heavy Rain is terrible. Its essentially a choose your own adventure book with pretty graphics. I feel no emotional connection with the characters. They just seem like a bunch of wandering idiots, and the actors are so terrible. Was it so expensive that they couldn't hire actual Americans to voice American characters? Rotate the control stick in a reverse shoryuken pattern to stand up. Shake the controller to go through menu options. Hold down X + [] + O to take a piss. God, its so slow and moronic. None of the story is actually interesting enough to actually move you or make you think about your actions and how they dictate the future. Its a glorified choose your own adventure book with no guidance. Do they really think I'm going to play this multiple times to see all the different routes the story can take?
Maybe its the action gamer in me, but I just have no patience for it whatsoever. Its called a Video "Game", not "Hold down every button on the controller to perform every day life actions and hope something cool will happen." Selling it and waiting for Just Cause 2.
And can somebody please agree with me that Bioshock 2 is a steaming pile of sh*t?
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