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*oldmanwinters* · 03-28-2011, 07:19 PM

ISSUE #2: Enter Kong Donka & the Mad Wizard!

Here's some more of my Adventures in Commodore Land series from about seven years ago when I decided to make my own video-game parody inspired by real events in video game history!

Gallery:
http://oldmanwinters.deviantart.com/gallery/26614006

"To the modern boy, a day in the land of Commodore may seem like a bore.
But he would be wrong because he never heard of the day Kong Donka showed up and didn't bother the door.
The Royal Family wasted no time in summoning the Royal Fleet.
Though often successful in vanquishing pixels, all fell beneath Kong's feet."

"The next line of defense was Missile Command but it soon became clear that more was in demand.
Surely the great Pac-Man would make everything fine, in his heyday he accumulated two-hundred gallons of quarters and dimes!
Though the yellow dot was greatly respected in the town he called home, Kong Donka proved to be in a league of his own."

(Poor classic arcade games getting trashed by the big ape!)

"As one might expect, the ape snagged the princess.
'To ransom or devour' was Kong's question of interest.
The situation was bleak, the king was aware.
If the princess was eaten, the king would have no heir.
For Commodore to endure, power must pass from father to child.
But if Atara should perish, anarchy would run wild."

"Just when it appeared all hope was dashed,
the king's janitor-plumber-carpenter-second cousin showed up to pick up his cash.
The king told him, 'No, you can't have your check
For Kong Donka has made my bank into a wreck.
Janitors are tough, their labor is rough.
But if you wanna see heck, try refusing one his check."

I remember I was really proud of that Mario sequence back in the day.

"Before the final blow was struck, Mad Wizard Miyamoto showed up and offered the hero a million bucks.
Miyamoto explained he'd created the ape, but needed a hero for a game to make.
The day had been won, but the janitor was done.
He left for the land of Nintendo that day, and the king had one less contract to pay."

Good ol' Nintendo...

03-28-2011, 07:19 PM	#2
oldmanwinters Overlord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Between yesterday and tomorrow! Posts: 15,508	Commodore Land V.2: Enter Kong Donka! ISSUE #2: Enter Kong Donka & the Mad Wizard! Here's some more of my Adventures in Commodore Land series from about seven years ago when I decided to make my own video-game parody inspired by real events in video game history! Gallery: http://oldmanwinters.deviantart.com/gallery/26614006 "To the modern boy, a day in the land of Commodore may seem like a bore. But he would be wrong because he never heard of the day Kong Donka showed up and didn't bother the door. The Royal Family wasted no time in summoning the Royal Fleet. Though often successful in vanquishing pixels, all fell beneath Kong's feet." "The next line of defense was Missile Command but it soon became clear that more was in demand. Surely the great Pac-Man would make everything fine, in his heyday he accumulated two-hundred gallons of quarters and dimes! Though the yellow dot was greatly respected in the town he called home, Kong Donka proved to be in a league of his own." (Poor classic arcade games getting trashed by the big ape!) "As one might expect, the ape snagged the princess. 'To ransom or devour' was Kong's question of interest. The situation was bleak, the king was aware. If the princess was eaten, the king would have no heir. For Commodore to endure, power must pass from father to child. But if Atara should perish, anarchy would run wild." "Just when it appeared all hope was dashed, the king's janitor-plumber-carpenter-second cousin showed up to pick up his cash. The king told him, 'No, you can't have your check For Kong Donka has made my bank into a wreck. Janitors are tough, their labor is rough. But if you wanna see heck, try refusing one his check." I remember I was really proud of that Mario sequence back in the day. "Before the final blow was struck, Mad Wizard Miyamoto showed up and offered the hero a million bucks. Miyamoto explained he'd created the ape, but needed a hero for a game to make. The day had been won, but the janitor was done. He left for the land of Nintendo that day, and the king had one less contract to pay." Good ol' Nintendo... __________________ Experience the TMNT Fan Commentaries! Check out my TMNT fan comic, "Nothing to Fear"! View my sketch work! I'm selling some of my hard-to-find TMNT items! Last edited by oldmanwinters; 03-29-2011 at 11:04 AM.