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*Voltron* · 02-20-2003, 03:40 PM

Man, you make one statement and you people lash out like I'm the anti-christ! So I called you stupid, boo hoo! When I say I want 80's lingo like "Mondo Bummer" in it I dont mean that the entire thing should be frickin revamped to my specifications. Take it down a notch, children! It's an opinion.
So I don't like the Turtle comms being called Shell Phones, nor do I find April being a preppy bitch helping any either. Hell, I'm a kid at heart and I just want to see things get beat up and stabbed. Am I the only one who thinks sensless and uncalled for violence would make a great cartoon? Stories are good, but these are ninjas! THey should operate without reason or cause. They should punch people in the face, especially vegetarians. All the time. And the only story should be as follows:

Scene-Shredders Pagota Scraper
Shredder:"Release the foot to kick some ass! And possibly steal a really cool weapon or acid catapult!"
Random Henchmen-"Aye, Sir"

Scene(2)-Turtles Lair
Splinter-"My pupils, Saki has once again placed the city under siege!"
Leonardo-"Then we shall kill all things that bear the symbol of the Foot!"

Scene(3)-Just For Feet Store. Turtles beating crap out of stuff and what not. Shredder bursts in with foot. Everyone fights. People get asses kicked and kicked hard. Some can't even sit down afterwards because pain in ass so great.
Shredder-"Crap, this always happens! Foot! Light everything on fire!"
Shredder and Foot escape.
The End.

See? that was great! I would watch that all day long. Because cartoons are an escape from reality! Cartoons were made for action! Thats why Gem and My Little Pony sucked! MOTU, GI Joe, Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Mega Man, Batman, Spider Man, etc. were all incredible shows because none of them had any real indepth story (Dont get me wrong, if the new TMNT does have a really good story I would be over joyed) but honestly, the only cartoon to date that kicked ass and had a story was X-Men. Oh, and the 80's kicked ass. They should have Poison and Scorpions do all the themes for the new TMNT. Kidding. (Scorpions would rock though). Arrrgh de Har.

02-20-2003, 03:40 PM	#28
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Arrgggh de Har Man, you make one statement and you people lash out like I'm the anti-christ! So I called you stupid, boo hoo! When I say I want 80's lingo like "Mondo Bummer" in it I dont mean that the entire thing should be frickin revamped to my specifications. Take it down a notch, children! It's an opinion. So I don't like the Turtle comms being called Shell Phones, nor do I find April being a preppy bitch helping any either. Hell, I'm a kid at heart and I just want to see things get beat up and stabbed. Am I the only one who thinks sensless and uncalled for violence would make a great cartoon? Stories are good, but these are ninjas! THey should operate without reason or cause. They should punch people in the face, especially vegetarians. All the time. And the only story should be as follows: Scene-Shredders Pagota Scraper Shredder:"Release the foot to kick some ass! And possibly steal a really cool weapon or acid catapult!" Random Henchmen-"Aye, Sir" Scene(2)-Turtles Lair Splinter-"My pupils, Saki has once again placed the city under siege!" Leonardo-"Then we shall kill all things that bear the symbol of the Foot!" Scene(3)-Just For Feet Store. Turtles beating crap out of stuff and what not. Shredder bursts in with foot. Everyone fights. People get asses kicked and kicked hard. Some can't even sit down afterwards because pain in ass so great. Shredder-"Crap, this always happens! Foot! Light everything on fire!" Shredder and Foot escape. The End. See? that was great! I would watch that all day long. Because cartoons are an escape from reality! Cartoons were made for action! Thats why Gem and My Little Pony sucked! MOTU, GI Joe, Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Mega Man, Batman, Spider Man, etc. were all incredible shows because none of them had any real indepth story (Dont get me wrong, if the new TMNT does have a really good story I would be over joyed) but honestly, the only cartoon to date that kicked ass and had a story was X-Men. Oh, and the 80's kicked ass. They should have Poison and Scorpions do all the themes for the new TMNT. Kidding. (Scorpions would rock though). Arrrgh de Har.