Heya, DJ in da house!
My name is Ra Cho Tamer, yet everyone around here calls me Ra, ya hear? Here, have a coupon *hands you a coupon dating back to the Stone Age* 50% off dinosaur meat!
I'm glad to see that you have a strong love for all things lean, green, and totally extreme. You'll need it to survive around here. Trust me.
Enjoy your stay here at the 'drome! Live long, post often, and...try not to get burnt...
