Coola and I have been beating that horse into glue for the past week and a half, including on our podcast (PLUG!) where I delightfully riffed on the very rant you're referring to.
Thus, the rock is actually
Yours, sir!
C'mon man try and keep up. What the f*ck else would the "neck tattoo" reference even be alluding to? Aye-yi-
yi.