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"Do you want to see 90 minutes of complete and utter horse ****? Well, how about you sit down, grab some popcorn, and watch Corporate Cashgrab Reboot Turtles! Or, as we at Platinum Dunes like to call it, April O'Neil: THE MOVIE! Join Megan Fox as... Megan O'Neil? April O'Fox? We don't even know anymore... Join her as she... gets fired from her job. VERY INTERESTING. See her coworker sexually harass her, and watch her be so oblivious to it! Join April as she meets Eric Sachs, who shares her background, which has more coincidental connections to than The Amazing Spider-Man. Oh, yeah, and she meets those other guys. They're in the movie, too... Kinda."
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