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Originally Posted by Coola Yagami
Hard to say, men admire other men's muscles all the time without it being gay. Why else do guys think Schwarzenegger and Stallone were so famous back in their day? Or why do wrestling fans demand the newer stars be as huge as the guys were back in the 80's and such?
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Thank you for giving me a reason to post this song and a translation to what it says.
If I were built like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Then I could spend hours just admiring myself in the mirror
Giggling like a school girl and beaming from happiness
I would never go back to being little old me.
I'd be proud of my legs
Train with heavy dumbbells
And after coating myself in cod liver oil
I wouldn't look so bad at all.
But I'm as floppy as a towel
As weak as a mussel
As slow as a slug
I couldn't put a dent in a pack of butter
And I'll break my spine carrying freshly baked cake
Although the one thing I do have, is that I'll fit perfectly in a union suit.
If I were built like Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'd let my pecks roll around really smoothly
Bathing in sweat and breathing heavily in bliss
I could've spent hours having my way with a sand bag
Beautiful girls would start to scream
When laying their eyes on my glutes
And when I'd do my jumping rope routine
They would crush each other just to witness it.
But I'm as floppy as a towel
As weak as a mussel
As slow as a slug
I couldn't put a dent in a pack of butter
And I'll break my spine carrying freshly baked cake
Although the one thing I do have, is that I'll fit perfectly in a union suit.
I sometimes wonder if Arnold can recite "Rubber baby buggy bumper" without stuttering.
And suppose if he CAN do so without stuttering, and that he doesn't stutter at all.
Would that be enough, so he can be cast for the role of Don Juan?
But I'm as floppy as a towel
As weak as a mussel
As slow as a slug
I couldn't put a dent in a pack of butter
And I'll break my spine carrying freshly baked cake
Although the one thing I do have, is that I'll fit perfectly in a union suit.