Got Any Jokes??

[RaphAndDonnie]

I've always found Little Timmy/Johnny jokes to be funny so here are some I found on the Internet:

one day lil timmy was headed to his fathers house for the weekend.
so, he packed up all his materials for the next couple of days and put it in his wagon.
on his way to his fathers he passed a church and so happens the priest was raking some leaves.
lil timmy yelled "god damnit" while pulling his wagon

the priest says "you know you shouldn't swear god can hear you, he's every where"

lil timmy replies" is he in my wagon."

the priest exclaims "yes hes in your wagon to"

lil timmy shouts back " well, tell him to get the f*ck out this bitch is heavy."

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'