April Fools

*Voltron* · 04-01-2003, 06:43 PM

Ok, so today there was this stupid ass commercial on while my brother was watching television. I mean it was unbelievably annoying, I couldn't bear to listen to it. I asked him politely to "Turn the damn channel before I slit my throat, please". And he replied with:
"No"
So remaining true to my word I took a knife and I got a handful of ketchup and I walked into the living room and gave him one more chance.
"I bet you won't do it", he says. What a sucker. I took the blunt end of the blade and slit my throat, then grabbed my neck with the ketchup hand and started gasping.
"You didn't really cut yourself! I don't believe you", he says. So to prove that I was in fact dying, I removed my hand and showed him all the blood (ketchup) that was coming from my throat. Well, of course he screamed like a school girl and ran away; leaving me to laugh my ass off while he hid in the closet for a few hours. Man, am I clever or what?

Anyone else have any good April Fool's ideas or stories?

04-01-2003, 06:43 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	April Fools Ok, so today there was this stupid ass commercial on while my brother was watching television. I mean it was unbelievably annoying, I couldn't bear to listen to it. I asked him politely to "Turn the damn channel before I slit my throat, please". And he replied with: "No" So remaining true to my word I took a knife and I got a handful of ketchup and I walked into the living room and gave him one more chance. "I bet you won't do it", he says. What a sucker. I took the blunt end of the blade and slit my throat, then grabbed my neck with the ketchup hand and started gasping. "You didn't really cut yourself! I don't believe you", he says. So to prove that I was in fact dying, I removed my hand and showed him all the blood (ketchup) that was coming from my throat. Well, of course he screamed like a school girl and ran away; leaving me to laugh my ass off while he hid in the closet for a few hours. Man, am I clever or what? Anyone else have any good April Fool's ideas or stories?