Sequel Announced for June 3rd 2016

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by Commenter 42

Set on Earth in the distant future, Zac Efron, Zooey Deschanel, and Michael Cera are VOLTRON FORCE, genetically modified to be the best video gamers ever, they remotely pilot giant metal cows (played by Andy Serkis) using their extraordinary "gaming" gifts over a T-Mobile® super-speed connection. They Risk it all from their Playstation 9® systems to battle the Russians, who've created giant angry bears with the crushing might of Vladimir Putin (also played by Andy Serkis), in their secret lab, deep beneath Chernobyl, to take over the world with their evil socialism.

You know how sometimes you laugh until you start crying? This is like that, but in reverse.

Eh, if Allura took her t**s out I'd probably find a way to cope.