Shredder's inability to find the Turtles Lair

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by neatoman

That idea is hilarious to me.

"Ah yes! I sit here with my army of robots, giant death machine, portal to other dimensions, mutagenic substances and various other things that will help me conquer this planet! Now I will use my vast resources to... SPY ON A SEWER HOBO TO MAKE SURE HE ISN'T A THREAT!!!"

80s cartoon villains sure had a lousy record when it came to priorities and planning.

Like, the time that Jake "The Snake" Roberts gave Miss Elizabeth a box full of live cobras as a wedding gift was a lot more creative and forward-thinking than 99% of things Shredder or Mumm-Ra or Skeletor ever came up with. If they had that kind of "evil" streak they might've actually gotten sh*t done.

Alas, most of 'em were just dicking around.