What would you do to become a Ninja Turtle?

~~Jarrah White~~ · 01-01-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes.

Ever considered writing your own comics?

Anyway here's an idea; first I'd undergo surgery for the removal of the portion of my head that has all my hair, then have it cryogenically fozen. After that I'd handle a turtle and rub the mutagen into my skin. After mutating into a human turtle I'd under go another operation to have my hair reattached.

View Poll Results: How would you turn yourself into a Ninja Turtle?
Remove all your hair, have a shell impanted to your spine and get tattooed green	3	23.08%
Undergo surgery for the removal of human skin/internal organs and have it all replaced with that of a turtle.	0	0%
Or simply inject yourself with turtle DNA and wait fror results?	5	38.46%
Other.	5	38.46%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll