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Originally Posted by Ryo
Sure. We'll pretty you up nice and good. 
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UAARRHH! Uhm, I mean... eh... uhm... I gotta go.
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Oh, and I never knew of the origin of "Amen" and "Halleluja". That is hilarious!
I swear, I'm going to be giggling like a freak every time I pass by a church now!
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Oh, I've got more of those.
- The bible mentions Noah's wife five times, but she's never given a name.
- The bible doesn't mention cats.
- All authors of the new testament are Jewish, except for Luke
- The ethiopian church worships Pontius Pilate as a holy person
- Queen Elizabeth II. is anglican in England but presbyterian in scotland, but she's head of church in both countries.
- Russian proverb (I swear I don't make this up): If God had thought, that a woman was useful, he would have been married.
There's plenty more. Not only focussing on church but only on biology, history and biographies. And I assure you I haven't ever been in the position to actually use this knowledge.