Wish Crusher

[Ra]

A friend told me about this game. It's called "Wish Crusher" for a very good reason. First you must make a wish. For example...

I wish I could go back in time

The person who posts next must then make this wish come true (or semi-true), making it crushing to the wish caster (physically and/or emotionally). Example...

Wish granted! You just went back in time and got trampled violently upon by a dinosaur.

The person who crushed the wish will then make their own wish, which in turn will get crushed, and so on.

Got that? Yes? No? Too bad, we're starting.
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I wish I could fly...