Sexy Ninja Turtle Costumes "Behold the wrongness"

[plastroncafe]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

If it involves Ninja Turtles, it'll end up in my inbox or pinged to me in an IM. It never fails.
Case in point...

My girlfriend IM'd me this morning with the following:

"Babe? I would love to see you dress as a sexy Raphael.
I'm just saying."

Now, considering we met via an online panfandom game where I play Raph...color me just the slightest bit confused. Then she lays THIS link on me.
(Just hold the cursor over the link and read the URL that io9.com gave the article. Images are worksafe...but consider yourself warned.)

That said, the Cobra outfit is rather nice...
What?! Don't judge me!