I'm Baaaaaaaaack! - Page 10

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 10:47 AM

Manage a trois?! I don't believe you!

MikeyC: God, You and LEO?!

*bOTH GET BAPPED BY SplinterC*

SpC: That's enough out of both of you. :frown: Machias, Michaelangelo, please go over to the poolside. I will speak to you both in a moment.

MikeyC: Oh man, Kali might tell him what she heard.

Man, i just can't stay out of trouble.

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 10:53 AM

Oy, now I'M the one in trouble. I don't believe this. Okay, lecture away, Splinter-sensei.

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:02 AM

*Splinter sends Machias and MikeyC over to the pool and turns back to Kali*

SpC: I am not going to scold you. I believe you are mature enough to not need to be given a lecture.

Lucky bugger.

*SpC glares at Machias*

Sorry...

SpC:*shakes head* Michaelangelo and Machias, however, are still child-like in some ways, and need guidance. Now, I must ask how Leonardo and Raphael are faring. Are they back to their former selves? Since you 3 SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER... *folds arms and eyes her* ...you should know.

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 11:05 AM

*laughs nervously* Well, they seemed all right when I left them... Oh ****! *runs off*

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:09 AM

DonC: What's going on, sensei?

SpC: We will find out soon enough.

Oh man, if she left those two alone...

MikeyC: Theyre probly trying to kill each other right now.

No doubt...

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 11:10 AM

Raph-clone:*walks in* Great, just great, you know how long these rope burns are gonna take to heal?!?

I said I was sorry.

Leo-clone:*all red faced, hanging his head*

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:13 AM

SpC: Well, well, how are you two feeling now, my Sons? :frown:

*snicker* oh theyre in trouble now!

MikeyC: Man, Leo's redder than Raph's face mask!

VenusC: WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!

i SENSE SOME jERRY sPRINGER ACTION.

MikeyC: This is gonna be gooood.

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 11:20 AM

Oops, heh heh, forgot she was still around.

Leo-clone: I- I- I was out of my mind! I was still under the influence of HER *points to Machias* alcohol.

If it makes you feel better, Venus, he wasn't 100% willing.

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:25 AM

Hey, you were WAY past your hangover! you were having Raphistic Urges, and i didn't force you to sleep with her so don't even think of blaming me!

SpC: Every person is responsible for their own actions, my son. :frown: This is very disappointing.

VenusC: *eye twitches* You...you BASTARD! You promised that you weren't getting involved, and now... *sniff* youre pimping off just like Raphael! Men are scum.

MikeyC and DonC: Hey!

This is going to get violent...

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 11:36 AM

Whoa, when did Venus lose her innocent-naive-sheltered-little-girl personality? Did she have a nip of the cider too?

Leo-clone: I'm sorry, but that drink made me switch personalities with Raph, making me susceptible to Kali's manipulative powers!

Venus-clone: *remembering she still has Kali's tazer* I'm gonna fry you ALL!

This can't be good.

(We need a new thread, get me a sec...)

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:40 AM

Youre on your own, I didnt sleep with Leo.

MikeyC: Yup, Venus has finally lost it.

Umm, does Venus know she's holding the tazer backwards?

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 11:45 AM

(Okay, so maybe we don't need a new topic, this is too much fun to stop.)

*just stands there* Um, V, you should know...

Venus-clone: Shut up! *hits the button, firing the tazer at herself, and is knocked unconcious*

I tried to warn her.

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 11:56 AM

*Machias and MikeyC fall over laughing*

* Splinter baps them both w/ his walking stick*

SpC:If i hear another sound come from you two...

MikeC and Machias: Sorry sensei...

*SpC kneels down beside Venus and checks her pulse*

SpC: *sigh* She will be fine.

LeoC: She's gonna kill me when she wakes up.

RaphC: poor thing- oh no, I have FEELINGS FOR HER!!!!!

*Flowers and ring suddenly appear in his hands*

RaphC: *Throws them to ground and Screams girlishly* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 12:03 PM

Oh, no, I do not think so! *stomps on the flowers and checks out the ring before sticking it on her own finger*

Ooh, look! I'm engaged now!

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 12:29 PM

RaphC: What's wrong with me! I can't stop it!

LeoC: heh, Loser .

DonC: Hmm, maybe i can do something to stop this role-reversal thing.

SpC: What do you propose, Donatello?

DonC: Well, maybe if we can get them back into the state of mind that they were in when the switch happened, we can put them back to normal.If they get drunk and-

SpC: *one eyebrow raised* I would not advise that.

DonC: I know you don't like the alcohol thing, sensei, but we have to have them in that state of mind again and fighting as well.

SpC: fighting over what, though?

*snicker* Venus!
MikeyC: *snickersnort*

SpC: *glares at Mike and Machias* I warned you both... Donatello, do what is needed to restore your brother's personalities. Raphael and Leonardo, stay here with Donatello. I must go speak to your brother and Machias.
*walks towards Mike and Machias. they sit together and Splinter 'talks' to them*

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 12:42 PM

Good thing I wasn't given an order, or I would have been forced to disobey it.

I can't help but wonder if this topic would have happened if chrome_dome and Mike and Darth were still around. Of course, if they were here, we'd have no need for the clones in the first place.

*ponders the idea of getting Raph and Leo drunk again* I'm torn between wanting them back, and never wanting them to return. What a moral dilemma!

Raph-clone: Sweetie, you have no morals.

Oh yeah.

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 12:54 PM

((Strange aint it? I bet if they were here, they would probly wanna get drunk With them. Well, mike might try to kill them again.))

*MikeyC and Machias are allowed to return to the group after a few minutes.*

Splinter says Me and Mike are confined to the cave for a while, and we have to help put these two back to normal... well, as normal as they can get.

*Raph and LeoC are getting juiced up again*

RaphC: Ah, Venus looks like an angel when she's knocked out.

LeoC: Hey she's mine.
RaphC: No she's mine.
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh
LeoC: Nuh-uh
RaphC: Yeah-huh

Jeezum, shut up you two.

Leo and RaphC: You!

*blink* huh?

MikeyC: Hey, you cant tell my girl to shut up!

Leo and RaphC: Yes we can!
MikeyC: Nuh-uh
Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh
MikeyC: Nuh-uh
Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh

MikeyC: That's it!

*MikeyC joins the brawl*

Oh, Great...

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 12:58 PM

*grabs a good seat* Great show. *giggle*

Okay, we've got Raph and Leo drunk and fighting again, what now? And will Mike's interference distrupt the plan?

Stay tuned for the next post...

**Machias Banshee** · 01-26-2002, 01:06 PM

Are you doing that 'As the the Pizza Turns' soap opera thing?

**Kali** · 01-26-2002, 01:08 PM

Well, it seemed appropriate. But really, what does Don have in mind?

01-26-2002, 10:47 AM	#181
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Manage a trois?! I don't believe you! MikeyC: God, You and LEO?! bOTH GET BAPPED BY SplinterC SpC: That's enough out of both of you. :frown: Machias, Michaelangelo, please go over to the poolside. I will speak to you both in a moment. MikeyC: Oh man, Kali might tell him what she heard. Man, i just can't stay out of trouble.

01-26-2002, 10:53 AM	#182
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oy, now I'M the one in trouble. I don't believe this. Okay, lecture away, Splinter-sensei.

01-26-2002, 11:02 AM	#183
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Splinter sends Machias and MikeyC over to the pool and turns back to Kali SpC: I am not going to scold you. I believe you are mature enough to not need to be given a lecture. Lucky bugger. SpC glares at Machias Sorry... SpC:shakes head Michaelangelo and Machias, however, are still child-like in some ways, and need guidance. Now, I must ask how Leonardo and Raphael are faring. Are they back to their former selves? Since you 3 SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER... folds arms and eyes her ...you should know.

01-26-2002, 11:05 AM	#184
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	laughs nervously Well, they seemed all right when I left them... Oh ***! runs off*

01-26-2002, 11:09 AM	#185
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	DonC: What's going on, sensei? SpC: We will find out soon enough. Oh man, if she left those two alone... MikeyC: Theyre probly trying to kill each other right now. No doubt...

01-26-2002, 11:10 AM	#186
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph-clone:walks in Great, just great, you know how long these rope burns are gonna take to heal?!? I said I was sorry. Leo-clone:all red faced, hanging his head

01-26-2002, 11:13 AM	#187
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	SpC: Well, well, how are you two feeling now, my Sons? :frown: snicker oh theyre in trouble now! MikeyC: Man, Leo's redder than Raph's face mask! VenusC: WHAT?!?!!?!?!?! i SENSE SOME jERRY sPRINGER ACTION. MikeyC: This is gonna be gooood.

01-26-2002, 11:20 AM	#188
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oops, heh heh, forgot she was still around. Leo-clone: I- I- I was out of my mind! I was still under the influence of HER points to Machias alcohol. If it makes you feel better, Venus, he wasn't 100% willing.

01-26-2002, 11:25 AM	#189
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Hey, you were WAY past your hangover! you were having Raphistic Urges, and i didn't force you to sleep with her so don't even think of blaming me! SpC: Every person is responsible for their own actions, my son. :frown: This is very disappointing. VenusC: eye twitches You...you BASTARD! You promised that you weren't getting involved, and now... sniff youre pimping off just like Raphael! Men are scum. MikeyC and DonC: Hey! This is going to get violent...

01-26-2002, 11:36 AM	#190
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Whoa, when did Venus lose her innocent-naive-sheltered-little-girl personality? Did she have a nip of the cider too? Leo-clone: I'm sorry, but that drink made me switch personalities with Raph, making me susceptible to Kali's manipulative powers! Venus-clone: remembering she still has Kali's tazer I'm gonna fry you ALL! This can't be good. (We need a new thread, get me a sec...)

01-26-2002, 11:40 AM	#191
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Youre on your own, I didnt sleep with Leo. MikeyC: Yup, Venus has finally lost it. Umm, does Venus know she's holding the tazer backwards?

01-26-2002, 11:45 AM	#192
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	(Okay, so maybe we don't need a new topic, this is too much fun to stop.) just stands there Um, V, you should know... Venus-clone: Shut up! hits the button, firing the tazer at herself, and is knocked unconcious I tried to warn her.

01-26-2002, 11:56 AM	#193
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Machias and MikeyC fall over laughing * Splinter baps them both w/ his walking stick* SpC:If i hear another sound come from you two... MikeC and Machias: Sorry sensei... SpC kneels down beside Venus and checks her pulse SpC: sigh She will be fine. LeoC: She's gonna kill me when she wakes up. RaphC: poor thing- oh no, I have FEELINGS FOR HER!!!!! Flowers and ring suddenly appear in his hands RaphC: Throws them to ground and Screams girlishly NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

01-26-2002, 12:03 PM	#194
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oh, no, I do not think so! stomps on the flowers and checks out the ring before sticking it on her own finger Ooh, look! I'm engaged now!

01-26-2002, 12:29 PM	#195
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	RaphC: What's wrong with me! I can't stop it! LeoC: heh, Loser . DonC: Hmm, maybe i can do something to stop this role-reversal thing. SpC: What do you propose, Donatello? DonC: Well, maybe if we can get them back into the state of mind that they were in when the switch happened, we can put them back to normal.If they get drunk and- SpC: one eyebrow raised I would not advise that. DonC: I know you don't like the alcohol thing, sensei, but we have to have them in that state of mind again and fighting as well. SpC: fighting over what, though? snicker Venus! MikeyC: snickersnort SpC: glares at Mike and Machias I warned you both... Donatello, do what is needed to restore your brother's personalities. Raphael and Leonardo, stay here with Donatello. I must go speak to your brother and Machias. walks towards Mike and Machias. they sit together and Splinter 'talks' to them

01-26-2002, 12:42 PM	#196
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Good thing I wasn't given an order, or I would have been forced to disobey it. I can't help but wonder if this topic would have happened if chrome_dome and Mike and Darth were still around. Of course, if they were here, we'd have no need for the clones in the first place. ponders the idea of getting Raph and Leo drunk again I'm torn between wanting them back, and never wanting them to return. What a moral dilemma! Raph-clone: Sweetie, you have no morals. Oh yeah.

01-26-2002, 12:54 PM	#197
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	((Strange aint it? I bet if they were here, they would probly wanna get drunk With them. Well, mike might try to kill them again.)) MikeyC and Machias are allowed to return to the group after a few minutes. Splinter says Me and Mike are confined to the cave for a while, and we have to help put these two back to normal... well, as normal as they can get. Raph and LeoC are getting juiced up again RaphC: Ah, Venus looks like an angel when she's knocked out. LeoC: Hey she's mine. RaphC: No she's mine. LeoC: Nuh-uh RaphC: Yeah-huh LeoC: Nuh-uh RaphC: Yeah-huh LeoC: Nuh-uh RaphC: Yeah-huh LeoC: Nuh-uh RaphC: Yeah-huh Jeezum, shut up you two. Leo and RaphC: You! blink huh? MikeyC: Hey, you cant tell my girl to shut up! Leo and RaphC: Yes we can! MikeyC: Nuh-uh Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh MikeyC: Nuh-uh Leo and RaphC: Yeah-huh MikeyC: That's it! MikeyC joins the brawl Oh, Great...

01-26-2002, 12:58 PM	#198
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	grabs a good seat Great show. giggle Okay, we've got Raph and Leo drunk and fighting again, what now? And will Mike's interference distrupt the plan? Stay tuned for the next post...

01-26-2002, 01:06 PM	#199
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Are you doing that 'As the the Pizza Turns' soap opera thing?

01-26-2002, 01:08 PM	#200
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Well, it seemed appropriate. But really, what does Don have in mind?