Newbie here!! - Page 12

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:05 PM

*grabs Kali's hair and yanks like there's no tomorrow*

If any of you guys mrowr or say catfight, i will personally make sure you'll never bae able to have children!

**azure turtle** · 03-04-2002, 09:06 PM

*passes Raph the potato chips*
Heh heh. I wasn't planning on having any kids yet....but I won't say anything.

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:07 PM

*scratches at Machias' face with her free hand* Aw, let them have their fun.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:08 PM

Good!
*grabs Kali's pinkie and twists it backwards*

Howd you like that, turtle wench!?

Hot Rod 350 · 03-04-2002, 09:08 PM

I hate to be rude but this turtle is too tired to watch Eastern time zone late night soaps. Keep me posted azure

**azure turtle** · 03-04-2002, 09:09 PM

Wow, I've never seen a Kunoichi and a Ravishing Reptile fight. It sounds like something from Celebrity Death Match...
*munches on potato chips*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:09 PM

comon! im EST, and look at what i'm doing!

*snaps Kali's brastrap*

hey azure, how many people can say theyve seen a ravishing wrestler beat the snot out of a little turtle prick?

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:11 ]

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:11 PM

Yow! *punches Machias in the stomach* You're one to talk! Or do I need to remind you of your little fling with Leo and Don!

**azure turtle** · 03-04-2002, 09:11 PM

Well, okay, if you gotta miss out on this fight. See ya around, Hot Rod.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:13 PM

that was a one time fling!

*beotch slaps Kali*

at least i dont bang them every second of the night, making more grunts and groans than a pack of horny dolphinS!!!!

*pushes Kali to the ground*

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:15 PM

Oof! Uh huh, well at least my guy can last the entire night! *flips up to her feet*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:16 PM

*backhands Kali*

At least my turtles thing is long enough to reach!!!

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:17 PM

Raph-clone: Hey! Watch it!

*backhands Machias* You have no idea what you're talking about!

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:19 PM

Oh really, then why do i have these pics from mike spying on you guys, huh?!

*holds pix out of reach and kicks Kali in the stomach*

Mr. tinkywinky!~!!!!!

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:20 PM

Those have to be doctored! Give me those! *tries to reach up and get the pictures*

**azure turtle** · 03-04-2002, 09:21 PM

Well, as much as I'd like to stay and watch this fight, I should get going. Chemistry calls. See you dudettes tomorrow!
*phases out of the thread*

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:21 PM

~Buh bye azure!~

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:22 PM

*tosses pics in Kalis face and sweeps her feet*

Theyre real, and we still have the negatives!

*tries to stomp Kali*

bye azure! nOw for some real fun!

Speechless i see! is raph feeling 'inadequate'?

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:22 ]

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:25 ]

**Kali** · 03-04-2002, 09:25 PM

*rolls out of the way and stands* I don't know what're you're trying to pull, but it ain't working!

*Splinter-clone suddenly appears and baps both girls with his walking stick* End this childish behavior now!

**Machias Banshee** · 03-04-2002, 09:27 PM

Ow!

*rolls away, holding her head*

How the hell did you get here and what the hell was that- oh crap!

*hopes he doesnt read Raph's earlier suggestion*

_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:29 ]

03-04-2002, 09:06 PM	#222
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	passes Raph the potato chips Heh heh. I wasn't planning on having any kids yet....but I won't say anything. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-04-2002, 09:09 PM	#226
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Wow, I've never seen a Kunoichi and a Ravishing Reptile fight. It sounds like something from Celebrity Death Match... munches on potato chips __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-04-2002, 09:09 PM	#227
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	comon! im EST, and look at what i'm doing! snaps Kali's brastrap hey azure, how many people can say theyve seen a ravishing wrestler beat the snot out of a little turtle prick? _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:11 ]</font>

03-04-2002, 09:11 PM	#229
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Well, okay, if you gotta miss out on this fight. See ya around, Hot Rod. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-04-2002, 09:21 PM	#236
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Well, as much as I'd like to stay and watch this fight, I should get going. Chemistry calls. See you dudettes tomorrow! phases out of the thread __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-04-2002, 09:05 PM	#221
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	grabs Kali's hair and yanks like there's no tomorrow If any of you guys mrowr or say catfight, i will personally make sure you'll never bae able to have children!

03-04-2002, 09:07 PM	#223
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	scratches at Machias' face with her free hand Aw, let them have their fun.

03-04-2002, 09:08 PM	#224
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Good! grabs Kali's pinkie and twists it backwards Howd you like that, turtle wench!?

03-04-2002, 09:08 PM	#225
Hot Rod 350 Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 398	I hate to be rude but this turtle is too tired to watch Eastern time zone late night soaps. Keep me posted azure

03-04-2002, 09:11 PM	#228
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Yow! punches Machias in the stomach You're one to talk! Or do I need to remind you of your little fling with Leo and Don!

03-04-2002, 09:13 PM	#230
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	that was a one time fling! beotch slaps Kali at least i dont bang them every second of the night, making more grunts and groans than a pack of horny dolphinS!!!! pushes Kali to the ground

03-04-2002, 09:15 PM	#231
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oof! Uh huh, well at least my guy can last the entire night! flips up to her feet

03-04-2002, 09:16 PM	#232
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	backhands Kali At least my turtles thing is long enough to reach!!!

03-04-2002, 09:17 PM	#233
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph-clone: Hey! Watch it! backhands Machias You have no idea what you're talking about!

03-04-2002, 09:19 PM	#234
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Oh really, then why do i have these pics from mike spying on you guys, huh?! holds pix out of reach and kicks Kali in the stomach Mr. tinkywinky!~!!!!!

03-04-2002, 09:20 PM	#235
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Those have to be doctored! Give me those! tries to reach up and get the pictures

03-04-2002, 09:21 PM	#237
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	~Buh bye azure!~

03-04-2002, 09:22 PM	#238
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	tosses pics in Kalis face and sweeps her feet Theyre real, and we still have the negatives! tries to stomp Kali bye azure! nOw for some real fun! Speechless i see! is raph feeling 'inadequate'? _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:22 ]</font> <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:25 ]</font>

03-04-2002, 09:25 PM	#239
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	rolls out of the way and stands I don't know what're you're trying to pull, but it ain't working! Splinter-clone suddenly appears and baps both girls with his walking stick End this childish behavior now!

03-04-2002, 09:27 PM	#240
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Ow! rolls away, holding her head How the hell did you get here and what the hell was that- oh crap! hopes he doesnt read Raph's earlier suggestion _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-04 23:29 ]</font>