Members of the Technodrome - Page 2

*Anarky* · 07-04-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ryo

Sure. We'll pretty you up nice and good.

UAARRHH! Uhm, I mean... eh... uhm... I gotta go.

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Oh, and I never knew of the origin of "Amen" and "Halleluja". That is hilarious!
I swear, I'm going to be giggling like a freak every time I pass by a church now!

Oh, I've got more of those.

The bible mentions Noah's wife five times, but she's never given a name.
The bible doesn't mention cats.
All authors of the new testament are Jewish, except for Luke
The ethiopian church worships Pontius Pilate as a holy person
Queen Elizabeth II. is anglican in England but presbyterian in scotland, but she's head of church in both countries.
Russian proverb (I swear I don't make this up): If God had thought, that a woman was useful, he would have been married.

There's plenty more. Not only focussing on church but only on biology, history and biographies. And I assure you I haven't ever been in the position to actually use this knowledge.

**Jester** · 07-04-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

[*]All autors of the new testament are Jewish, except for Lukas (Is that his name?)

Yep, the author of the book of Luke was Greek....sorry...bible college student....

*That Matt Guy* · 07-04-2005, 03:28 PM

Luke was from Tatooine, duh.

*Anarky* · 07-04-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

Luke was from Tatooine, duh.

Technically he's half Naboo, half Tatooine. Duh to you too mister.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 07-04-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

Luke was from Tatooine, duh.

Yup, that's also about as far as I look into Bible history on a normal basis.

07-04-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Yup, that's also about as far as I look into Bible history on a normal basis.

Same here...

Now if the Bible was in comic book format, then I would be more inclined to read it.

*Anarky* · 07-04-2005, 04:35 PM

There is actually a German book which takes on the Bible nin a funny way. Not that I read it, but it's called "Die Bibel nach Biff" (The bible according to Biff) and it's supposed to be really funny. And there's numerous religious comic books out there. All dead boring to heaven and back.

Wingnut · 07-04-2005, 06:23 PM

I hate to brag, but my threads rule

愛 · 07-04-2005, 06:31 PM

They are completely pointless and have no direction whatsoever....we totally needed these.

*Zachatello00* · 07-04-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

....sorry...bible college student....

No kidding? Me too. You're in good company.

*Anarky* · 07-04-2005, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zachatello00

No kidding? Me too. You're in good company.

What is a BibleCollege?

07-04-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

What is a BibleCollege?

I really hope there's no sacrificing of animals and virgins in such a college.

愛 · 07-04-2005, 07:22 PM

Maybe you do the same thing you do in regular college, only you feel bad about everything you do.

Bash quote.

07-04-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

Maybe you do the same thing you do in regular college, only you feel bad about everything you do.

Bash quote.

*laughs* You're totally right, Ai.

*thinks* Hmm... Bible College... Clown College... Hmmm..... No, I really can't decide which one is funnier.

*Anarky* · 07-04-2005, 07:33 PM

Bwahaha, feel guilty about it... best description of catholicism ever. Oh yeah, and you have to go to Rome whenever the Pope dies.

07-04-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Anarky

Bwahaha, feel guilty about it... best description of catholicism ever.

I used to be Catholic, so, yeah, that's pretty true.

愛 · 07-04-2005, 07:44 PM

Used to? What happened?

07-04-2005, 07:53 PM

Well, I was baptized, went to church regularly, and even church school. Went to church events including creepy ceremonies and funerals. Other than go to a Catholic grade school and high school, I was purly Catholic.

Then, as I grew up, I began to question my religion... the Bible... the "laws"... my faith.

I eventually had no faith in my religion any more.

I now try to make sense of the universe through my perseption rather than what is writen in some book... though, usually I just accept things as they are without putting too much thought into it.

There are things that will never be answered. Not by anyone or any writen script.

愛 · 07-04-2005, 08:01 PM

Hey, as long as you're comfortable with it. I'm a man of science, and after much education, I've had ideas in my head that contradict God's words. There are so many laws in the bible that if they were all strictly enforced, Lucifer would have a hard time finding room for everyone. The bible really is a long and drawn out way of saying "help someone out if they need it and do what you think is the right thing." It's very simple if you think about it, and it's also not hard to do.

But I'm going to stop there, because religion discussions aren't allowed.

*Zachatello00* · 07-05-2005, 03:08 AM

Too bad we had to stop it before I started replying. Typical. Everyone bashes and/or makes blatant misconceptions about your religion and as soon as you come to defend it or correct them, the "no religion discussion" rule gets dropped. Oh well. I've come to expect it.

Moving right along

What a Bible College really is is a private school where people come to specifically focus on ministry training. Like say, medical school for doctors to be. As a minister in training, Bible college is ideal for me. It's fully accredited just like any other college or school, but it's also equipped with courses on practical ministry skills and there are classes covering each book of the Bible, some that obviously cover well more than one book, as there are several books in the Bible.

We also have math, english and science classes that we have to take, you can't escape those.

07-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#27
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	There is actually a German book which takes on the Bible nin a funny way. Not that I read it, but it's called "Die Bibel nach Biff" (The bible according to Biff) and it's supposed to be really funny. And there's numerous religious comic books out there. All dead boring to heaven and back. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

07-04-2005, 06:23 PM	#28
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	I hate to brag, but my threads rule __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

07-04-2005, 07:33 PM	#35
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Bwahaha, feel guilty about it... best description of catholicism ever. Oh yeah, and you have to go to Rome whenever the Pope dies. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

07-05-2005, 03:08 AM	#40
Zachatello00 On the beat! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Hiding behind the phone booth Posts: 2,137	Too bad we had to stop it before I started replying. Typical. Everyone bashes and/or makes blatant misconceptions about your religion and as soon as you come to defend it or correct them, the "no religion discussion" rule gets dropped. Oh well. I've come to expect it. Moving right along What a Bible College really is is a private school where people come to specifically focus on ministry training. Like say, medical school for doctors to be. As a minister in training, Bible college is ideal for me. It's fully accredited just like any other college or school, but it's also equipped with courses on practical ministry skills and there are classes covering each book of the Bible, some that obviously cover well more than one book, as there are several books in the Bible. We also have math, english and science classes that we have to take, you can't escape those. __________________ "You're still news!" Last edited by Zachatello00; 07-05-2005 at 03:33 AM.

07-04-2005, 03:28 PM	#23
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Luke was from Tatooine, duh.

07-04-2005, 06:31 PM	#29
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	They are completely pointless and have no direction whatsoever....we totally needed these.

07-04-2005, 07:22 PM	#33
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Maybe you do the same thing you do in regular college, only you feel bad about everything you do. Bash quote.

07-04-2005, 07:44 PM	#37
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Used to? What happened?

07-04-2005, 07:53 PM	#38
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Well, I was baptized, went to church regularly, and even church school. Went to church events including creepy ceremonies and funerals. Other than go to a Catholic grade school and high school, I was purly Catholic. Then, as I grew up, I began to question my religion... the Bible... the "laws"... my faith. I eventually had no faith in my religion any more. I now try to make sense of the universe through my perseption rather than what is writen in some book... though, usually I just accept things as they are without putting too much thought into it. There are things that will never be answered. Not by anyone or any writen script.

07-04-2005, 08:01 PM	#39
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Hey, as long as you're comfortable with it. I'm a man of science, and after much education, I've had ideas in my head that contradict God's words. There are so many laws in the bible that if they were all strictly enforced, Lucifer would have a hard time finding room for everyone. The bible really is a long and drawn out way of saying "help someone out if they need it and do what you think is the right thing." It's very simple if you think about it, and it's also not hard to do. But I'm going to stop there, because religion discussions aren't allowed.