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if you not only watched yesterday's game but had a party at your house, yelled at the TV and spent a lot of time cheering.
YAY COLTS! You know you've aced your test ....
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Lover of Weird Things
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...you studied well for it.
You know you've been trapped in time when...
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Keep cool my babies!
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Michael Jackson is black.
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...you have beer goggles.
You know you've snapped your skateboard when...
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When you have two halves of a skateboard?
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Just...way too serious.
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you know all the words to every commercial that comes on.
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your boss is a slacker.
Your know it's time to shop at your local thrift store when...
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Just...way too serious.
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you can't aford to by food.
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A mad scientist playing God mutated all produce within a hundred mile radius into flesh eating mutants.
A stich in time...
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Just...way too serious.
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saved my as...um...backside
early to bed and early to rise... |
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It's my desire?
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...an army of flesh eatting chipmunks.
To fly freely is to...
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not get charged for flight taxes.
a penny saved ....
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...is a grateful one.
You know you have a drinking problem...
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when you think a drinking problem is that you aren't drinking right now
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Just...way too serious.
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the bum on th corner gives you money.
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you can pay people to be poor for you.
You know you have a gambiling problem...
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Lover of Weird Things
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...you call a gambling problem hotline thinking it will give you a gambling probelm.
You know you have an infected tongue when...
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Just...way too serious.
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you can't shut your mouth...ewwwwwwwwww
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When it's tonights night for chicken.
You know you've drank too much milk ....
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Lover of Weird Things
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...it leakes out of your nose.
You know you're having an exciting dream when...
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