Ninjas VS Martians - Who Would Win? - Page 2

*That Matt Guy* · 02-04-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycrow

Ninjas would win if the martians aren't cowards and proceed to burn our planet from outer space. And even if they do, they'll still have to deal with Space Ninjas!

Well the Martians could then use their telepathic powers and convine the Space Ninjas to go into the Sun.

**Kali** · 02-04-2003, 09:17 AM

You have proof Martians have telepathic powers? And why are you so pro-Martian? *looks at Matthew138 suspiciously*

A note on lasers, they are only condensed light. Harmful only to things sensative to light, like eyes. In "Laser Weapons" the purpose of the actual laser is simply to aim. though I suppose you could build a laser powerful enough, but it just wouldn't be practical considering all the alternatives.

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 01:33 PM

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Ninjas would win if the martians aren't cowards and proceed to burn our planet from outer space. And even if they do, they'll still have to deal with Space Ninjas!

Face the wrath of my vibro-katana, evil Zoltar!!!!

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Well the Martians could then use their telepathic powers and convine the Space Ninjas to go into the Sun.

Ninja have stronger powers than those silly Martians. After all, nothing is more powerful than the Tao.

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You have proof Martians have telepathic powers? And why are you so pro-Martian? *looks at Matthew138 suspiciously*

Dun dun dun!!!!!!

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A note on lasers, they are only condensed light. Harmful only to things sensative to light, like eyes. In "Laser Weapons" the purpose of the actual laser is simply to aim. though I suppose you could build a laser powerful enough, but it just wouldn't be practical considering all the alternatives.

Uhhhhh.... yeah.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-04-2003, 02:18 PM

Well I guess the Martians would just have to deploy their fleet of giant robots to crush the Ninjas.

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 02:50 PM

hard to crush what you can't see... *ninja vanish!!*

~~Tokka-B~~ · 02-04-2003, 03:00 PM

This is funny...Heretic seems to know what powers martians have and which ones they don't...the fact is, martians would have things we would never dream of, like a death ray or something that kills instantly upon command, that we at Earth will say is impossible due to laws of physics which in fact, earthlings have created....ninjas cannot throw people without touching them, that is just plain rediculous...all ninjas can do is use their super stealth power....oooooh, I am going to run away from you, what now? I'd just like to see a guy try and like wave his arms around in the air and make people fall down....that would be hilarious to see how rediculously foolish some people are...

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 03:33 PM

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This is funny...Heretic seems to know what powers martians have and which ones they don't...the fact is, martians would have things we would never dream of, like a death ray or something that kills instantly upon command, that we at Earth will say is impossible due to laws of physics which in fact, earthlings have created....

Uhhh.... right.......

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ninjas cannot throw people without touching them, that is just plain rediculous...

Says you. I suggest that, like with the exploits of Bruce Lee, you do your research before making banal, childish assertions. The formal name of the ability is kukinage. Have fun.

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all ninjas can do is use their super stealth power....oooooh, I am going to run away from you, what now?

You obviously comprehend neither combat realism nor tactical strategy if you cannot see the value of invisibility.

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I'd just like to see a guy try and like wave his arms around in the air and make people fall down....that would be hilarious to see how rediculously foolish some people are...

Ummmm.... it doesnt quite work like that. There is a reason they call it 'subtle influence'.

Before making sweeping judgments about something that seems extraordinary to you, I suggest doing a little research. The exploits of Ueshiba, various Tai Chi masters, Hatsumi, and other martial artists are fairly well-known and accessible.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-04-2003, 03:41 PM

Saying Ninjas would be able to defeat a force we can't possibly comprehend is a banal, childish assertion.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 02-04-2003, 03:51 PM

You wrote exactly what I was thinking Matt, lol...

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 04:56 PM

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Saying Ninjas would be able to defeat a force we can't possibly comprehend is a banal, childish assertion.

They're fiction, child. Ninja are not. Get over it.

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You wrote exactly what I was thinking Matt, lol...

I guess simple minds think alike.

~~Tokka-B~~ · 02-04-2003, 04:59 PM

Hmmm, they are fiction? I didn't know that...I guess the "wise" ninja japan master must know all....

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 05:08 PM

he certainly knows enough not to acknowledge the cheesy martian comics of the sixties as real-life accounts.....

*That Matt Guy* · 02-04-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by heretic888

They're fiction, child. Ninja are not. Get over it.

I'm just playing around, you seem to be taking this seriously.

Wingnut · 02-04-2003, 05:22 PM

Hey heretic WE ARE NOT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anybody is you are,you take the stupidiest crap way to seriously,this is JUST A POLL

*That Matt Guy* · 02-04-2003, 05:25 PM

For someone with such "great" knowledge as you claim to have heretic, why are you hanging around on a Ninja Turtle messageboard?

*heretic888* · 02-04-2003, 05:26 PM

im actually mixing seriousness with joking......

but, what i did say about ninjutsu is true, contrary to tokka's selective cynicism.

**Kali** · 02-04-2003, 09:31 PM

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Saying Ninjas would be able to defeat a force we can't possibly comprehend is a banal, childish assertion.

And what makes you think Martians would comprehend the power of the ninja? If they are spying, they'd be watching our TV signals, and therefore know the fictional ninja, but not the real kind.

They're judging us by our TV shows. They probably don't think were even worth the power to blow up.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-05-2003, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Kali

And what makes you think Martians would comprehend the power of the ninja? If they are spying, they'd be watching our TV signals, and therefore know the fictional ninja, but not the real kind.

They're judging us by our TV shows. They probably don't think were even worth the power to blow up.

The Martians have the memories and knowledge of the millions of people they have abducted for over thousands of years. I think they would no better than to moniter TV signals.

*heretic888* · 02-05-2003, 09:07 AM

hoo boy

**Kali** · 02-05-2003, 09:29 AM

ROTFL! I'm sorry, sorry, but the only people I've ever heard of that claim to be abducted were hardly "the cream of the crop". Knowledge from thousands of years ago would do them very little good. In that pool of information, the majority would say the world is flat.

That's it. Matthew is a Martian. And if they really do know that much about humans, why are they even bothering? Tell me that? Why do they care, huh? They should know, if we're willing to blow up our own race and planet, we ain't gonna hesitate to do it to them.

Face it, Martians, we ain't worth it.

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02-04-2003, 02:50 PM	#25
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	hmmm hard to crush what you can't see... ninja vanish!! __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

02-04-2003, 05:08 PM	#32
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	hmmm he certainly knows enough not to acknowledge the cheesy martian comics of the sixties as real-life accounts..... __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

02-04-2003, 05:22 PM	#34
Wingnut Mad Scientist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pao Pao Café Posts: 1,264	Hey heretic WE ARE NOT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! if anybody is you are,you take the stupidiest crap way to seriously,this is JUST A POLL __________________ "I'll be what I wanna do."

02-04-2003, 05:26 PM	#36
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	heh im actually mixing seriousness with joking...... but, what i did say about ninjutsu is true, contrary to tokka's selective cynicism. __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

02-04-2003, 09:17 AM	#22
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	You have proof Martians have telepathic powers? And why are you so pro-Martian? looks at Matthew138 suspiciously A note on lasers, they are only condensed light. Harmful only to things sensative to light, like eyes. In "Laser Weapons" the purpose of the actual laser is simply to aim. though I suppose you could build a laser powerful enough, but it just wouldn't be practical considering all the alternatives.

02-04-2003, 02:18 PM	#24
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Well I guess the Martians would just have to deploy their fleet of giant robots to crush the Ninjas.

02-04-2003, 03:00 PM	#26
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	This is funny...Heretic seems to know what powers martians have and which ones they don't...the fact is, martians would have things we would never dream of, like a death ray or something that kills instantly upon command, that we at Earth will say is impossible due to laws of physics which in fact, earthlings have created....ninjas cannot throw people without touching them, that is just plain rediculous...all ninjas can do is use their super stealth power....oooooh, I am going to run away from you, what now? I'd just like to see a guy try and like wave his arms around in the air and make people fall down....that would be hilarious to see how rediculously foolish some people are...

02-04-2003, 03:41 PM	#28
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Saying Ninjas would be able to defeat a force we can't possibly comprehend is a banal, childish assertion.

02-04-2003, 03:51 PM	#29
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	You wrote exactly what I was thinking Matt, lol...

02-04-2003, 04:59 PM	#31
~~Tokka-B~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Lost Sewer Posts: 1,829	Hmmm, they are fiction? I didn't know that...I guess the "wise" ninja japan master must know all....

02-04-2003, 05:25 PM	#35
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	For someone with such "great" knowledge as you claim to have heretic, why are you hanging around on a Ninja Turtle messageboard?

02-05-2003, 09:07 AM	#39
heretic888 Foot Elite Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,344	hoo boy hoo boy __________________ "Ninpo began as training to become a moral people and to learn to endure in whatever social condition one is in; to know and accept one's fate, and to live for human beings and all other creatures. The person who masters all of these is a Ninja." (Masaaki Hatsumi)

02-05-2003, 09:29 AM	#40
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	ROTFL! I'm sorry, sorry, but the only people I've ever heard of that claim to be abducted were hardly "the cream of the crop". Knowledge from thousands of years ago would do them very little good. In that pool of information, the majority would say the world is flat. That's it. Matthew is a Martian. And if they really do know that much about humans, why are they even bothering? Tell me that? Why do they care, huh? They should know, if we're willing to blow up our own race and planet, we ain't gonna hesitate to do it to them. Face it, Martians, we ain't worth it.