Battle of the Cereal Box mascots - Page 2

Derrico13 · 02-15-2003, 09:50 PM

A tiger with an ascot is no match for the unholy, chocotastic-fiend that is Count Chocula.

How would this battle even be set up in the first place? I'd imagine that all the mascots (not just the ones listed here, but more; like Frankenberry, Booberry, Cornflakes Rooster, Fruit Brute, hairy little Honeycomb freak, Wendell, Sonny, Cheerios Bee, 2-sided Miniwheat, etc.) are suddenly transported through time and space to a large arena shaped like a cereal bowl. They all have a hearty breakfast of their own cereal, then start to feel odd......THE CEREAL HAS BEEN DRUGGED! Now a strange chemical is coursing through their veins, making them violent and angry.

Who could have done such a thing? Why none other than Crispy, mascot of the long forgotten Crispy Critters! He giggles with glee from his window box, as he and his hundreds of critters in the stands watch the carnage taking place. What an odd battle this would be. But, Count Chocula all the way.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-16-2003, 12:33 AM

Well I imagine most cereal box mascots are steaming cauldrons of anger, I mean look at the Trix Rabbit, years of being denied the right to eat that cereal by some snot nosed brats has practically tearned him into Jeffrey Dahmer. And the Lucky Charms Leprechaun? He would rather rip out your spine than let know what he's really putting in those marshmellows. I'm not even going to go into detail about what Captain Crunch would do to someone if they disobeyed one his orders, or what Snap, Crackle, and Pop would do if someone mentioned their closet homosexuality!

*R-iZZy* · 02-17-2003, 02:23 AM

What's wrong with Sugar Bear??? He's the man... I mean bear. He's the only bear that can make an 'ol granny actually look evil!!!

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Captain Crunch	1	4.35%
The Trix Rabbit	0	0%
Tony The Tiger	13	56.52%
Count Chocula	3	13.04%
Snap, Crackle, and Pop	2	8.70%
Toucan Sam	2	8.70%
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun	1	4.35%
Sugar Crisps Bear	1	4.35%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

02-17-2003, 02:23 AM	#23
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	What's wrong with Sugar Bear??? He's the man... I mean bear. He's the only bear that can make an 'ol granny actually look evil!!! __________________

02-15-2003, 09:50 PM	#21
Derrico13 Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 163	A tiger with an ascot is no match for the unholy, chocotastic-fiend that is Count Chocula. How would this battle even be set up in the first place? I'd imagine that all the mascots (not just the ones listed here, but more; like Frankenberry, Booberry, Cornflakes Rooster, Fruit Brute, hairy little Honeycomb freak, Wendell, Sonny, Cheerios Bee, 2-sided Miniwheat, etc.) are suddenly transported through time and space to a large arena shaped like a cereal bowl. They all have a hearty breakfast of their own cereal, then start to feel odd......THE CEREAL HAS BEEN DRUGGED! Now a strange chemical is coursing through their veins, making them violent and angry. Who could have done such a thing? Why none other than Crispy, mascot of the long forgotten Crispy Critters! He giggles with glee from his window box, as he and his hundreds of critters in the stands watch the carnage taking place. What an odd battle this would be. But, Count Chocula all the way.

02-16-2003, 12:33 AM	#22
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Well I imagine most cereal box mascots are steaming cauldrons of anger, I mean look at the Trix Rabbit, years of being denied the right to eat that cereal by some snot nosed brats has practically tearned him into Jeffrey Dahmer. And the Lucky Charms Leprechaun? He would rather rip out your spine than let know what he's really putting in those marshmellows. I'm not even going to go into detail about what Captain Crunch would do to someone if they disobeyed one his orders, or what Snap, Crackle, and Pop would do if someone mentioned their closet homosexuality!