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Old 02-06-2018, 04:21 PM   #21
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Not just ANY yeast infection: Cool Ranch.
That's better, right?
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Old 02-06-2018, 04:28 PM   #22
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That's better, right?
That's what the geniuses in the marketing department would have us believe.
So sure! Let's go with that!
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just ignore what you don't like rather than obsessing over it and move on with your life.
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Old 02-06-2018, 04:37 PM   #23
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That's what the geniuses in the marketing department would have us believe.
So sure! Let's go with that!
Ladies, are you tired of getting the same old yeast infections?

Spice up your gynecological maladies with NEW COOL RANCH YEAST INFECTIONS!

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Maybe Doritos should team up with Trojan for some cross-platform marketing!
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Old 02-06-2018, 04:41 PM   #24
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Ladies, are you tired of getting the same old yeast infections?

Spice up your gynecological maladies with NEW COOL RANCH YEAST INFECTIONS!

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Maybe Doritos should team up with Trojan for some cross-platform marketing!
Gentlemen, are you bored by Ribs in your condoms?
Why not try Jagged Doritos Crumbs, for the cool ranch edgy thrill you've been waiting for?!
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Old 02-06-2018, 04:45 PM   #25
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Gentlemen, are you bored by Ribs in your condoms?
Why not try Jagged Doritos Crumbs, for the cool ranch edgy thrill you've been waiting for?!
Now I really want a steakhouse to advertise itself with:

"RIBS FOR YOUR PLEASURE."

I would absolutely patronize that establishment for their mastery of punnery and advertising.
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Old 02-06-2018, 04:55 PM   #26
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Gentlemen, are you bored by Ribs in your condoms?
Why did something along these lines with that particular brand name immediately come to mind...

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Old 02-06-2018, 04:56 PM   #27
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Now I really want a steakhouse to advertise itself with:

"RIBS FOR YOUR PLEASURE."

I would absolutely patronize that establishment for their mastery of punnery and advertising.
That's...actually pretty clever.

Heck, I'd be down for making that ad.
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:03 PM   #28
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That's...actually pretty clever.

Heck, I'd be down for making that ad.
Next time I eat out with the family, I'm loudly proclaiming that when I make my order.

Actually... come to think of it, we were already planning to take the in-laws out for dinner soon. Time to reinforce that YES, their daughter is EXTREMELY fortunate.
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:08 PM   #29
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This is the best thread I have ever read on this forum I'm dying!
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:11 PM   #30
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This is the best thread I have ever read on this forum I'm dying!
You're dying?

Well that's what you get for cramming a tampon full of Cool Ranch crumbs up your orifice.
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:16 PM   #31
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Honestly, this is probably the most we've ribbed around without someone getting their pants in a wad, as far as I've seen.

Annnnd I've probably jinxed it.
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If my hootchamacooter was full of cool ranch Dorito dust I'd probably cry... However that would be one hell of an awkward gynecologist visit.
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:21 PM   #33
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Given the things that gynecologists have seen, it probably wouldn't be the absolute worst thing.

They have quite the...horror stories.
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Old 02-06-2018, 08:21 PM   #34
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Does that mean they can make the other chips more manly. Look for new concrete & turpentine Doritos in your local supermarket now.
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So what you're asking for is for Doritos to have a power thirst makeover.

I can't argue that that would not be awesome.
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Does that mean they can make the other chips more manly. Look for new concrete & turpentine Doritos in your local supermarket now.
Chuck Norris flavored chips.
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In hindsight, that's probably the perfect comparison for Man Chips, since Lady Doritos is very likely something that Leslie Knope would get into all kinds of fuss over until she exhausts herself.
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