The Band Is Back Together

[Barkworm]

This thread is for fun, I don't see anything wrong with it. Besides, GK getting mad makes Barkworm sad and I'm sure everyone wants me happy.

[JameO]

Welcome back you bastard!

[KROW]

I'm relieved to the highest point that you took Bret Hart. That was a fine display of class. I raise my beverage to you both -- a beverage diluted with plenty of vodka.

[XERO]

Awesome. Just awesome.

Welcome back, your Royal Nashness.

[Leo656]

Alls I can say, Barkworm, is that "hopefully, my sandwich has also appreciated in value..."

Yeah, guys, c'mon, so GK and I are cocky smartasses... we never took much of anything seriously and we sure ain't about to start now. We're just psyched to be back.

[Anarky]

Welcome back Leo656.

Originally Posted by Matthew138

This is why Anarky hates clans. When people claim to be "part" of something, other people get jealous I guess. It is an internet forum, people. "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Well, not exactly. My reason for hating clans is the following. I will now demonstrate the stupidity of clans by using quotes in this threads and envisioning a possible outcome. I know that this thread isn't to be taken seriously, but it really does have everything I need to demonstrate this. now, I'm not pointing this towards the NwO or the PA, I'm pointing this to every friggin clan there is

good, let's begin.

There's person A, opening a thread, stating things like

...we'll be sure and say it v e r y s l o o o w l y, cuz, well, I figure the mean IQ of the noobs hasn't suddenly spiked upwards in the past 14 months or so...

Great idea, insult "noobs". Really, I mean, hey, when you can't go for anybody , go for the weakest. Great idea, really.

Your rightful rulers

Another great idea. Why shoudl anybody bow down before anybody on the net. But no, since clans are the most stupid thing on earth, they might as well just go and rule it.

For far too long, people have been running around unchecked

then clans take themselves for something they aren't in this case, authority. (NOTE: this particular case is different, but I proceed with the standard-situation)

Because you see, there's something vital missing from these forums. And that's choas. Pure, raw, unadulterated chaos

Then, the morons of the clans start to set up their rules. Brilliant. Mostly it's about destroying the current order and make it all different. Because, after all they claim:

And I can't stress the fact that we are Sexier than everyone else

and

We're like the Unofficial Anti-Idiot police of these forums, because, quite frankly, The [CLANNAME] are smarter than everyone else, funnier than everyone else, and just plain sexier than everyone else

been injected with a mind-numbingly potent dose of thread poison

Well, of course a clan hardly ever stays unnoticed since they follow a

"S-P-A-M-T-A-C-U-L-A-R"

policy. By that, they start to spread out and messing around with forums for no real purpose except for getting themselves more enemies and a boner. They need that for their egos.

Well, there are clans and since clans has a S for and end, it's plural. That means there's more than one. They eventually show up with a post like this:

PA Tech forever!

Gloryfing another clan, which has no real purpose either, but indeed has to be better than the first clan. Of course there isn't a difference between the two aside from their names. Both clans are just being plain stupid. Of course, clan A is offended by the post of clan B. So, Clan A decides that it's payback-time. Of course Clan B can't let that be and regroups itself and strikes back...

Then, at some point the authority drops in, trying to save what's left, aying something like:

Nice to see everyone is so flippin' gung-ho to start breaking the rules.

which is actually a thing that a worried mod should say. But hey, clans are idiots. Every single member is an idiot. And since idiots are not called idiots for nothing, they say something like

Admit it... we make things more interesting around here

and

Ok, you people are taking this way to seriously.

which the mods actually aren't, they're simply worried, that it'll all end in... who wants to have a guess?

Exactly

Spoiler:

a clan war. And what do we know about clan wars? they are hella annoying and people completely loose 75% of their senses, just to insult the other clan.

I must say, a really good idea. Clans just are pure greatness. Why not go out and ruin forums, why not just spam them to death with useless fightting?

And again, for those who forgot: I'm not pointing this towards the NwO or the PA, I'm pointing this to every friggin clan there is

[ThirdMarioBro]

I think he was just messing around and having fun like in the old days (pre 2003) Anarky. It's just how things used to be.

Things were always like this back then. No one cared.

[Anarky]

I don't care how it was. I just wanted to clear up, why I hate clans. And this thread is pure gold for resoures on things people shouldn't say on forums. It was just a very good example, so I thought that this might be a good idea to do this.

[Leo656]

By that, they start to spread out and messing around with forums for no real purpose except for getting themselves more enemies and a boner.

That's seriously the best line I've read so far today

All good points. Really. Not gonna argue. Well, not really. Other than... well... we DO make things more interesting around here. And we ARE sexier than just about everyone else. I mean have you SEEN GK rock them kittie ears? How many straight guys you know could pull THAT off and not look stupid? And we used to have some hot chicks in our little fraternity, too... saying we're dead sexy and funny and that we make things interesting isn't anything besides statement of fact. Just like saying "the atomic weight of cobalt is 58.9" or "Keith Richards has been dead for years and the guy on stage is a hologram". Simple statement of fact.

As for the "noobs" thing, it wasn't really an attack, that comment was mostly for A) I've been gone for a while, so a lot of people might not know/remember what GK and I used to do around here, and B) last time I was around, there were a bunch of newbie re-re's going around making trouble, starting flamewars and starting spam threads like "What do you think of Leo656?" in which there were options like "totally gay" etc etc. Point was: new or not, mess with us and we make you look like a fool. Cuz we're all witty and sh*t.

Especially if you start IMing me on AIM looking to annoy me. Cuz then I post the IMs here and everybody laughs at you. Those were always classic.

But hey, clans are idiots. Every single member is an idiot.

I don't want any problem with you, son, but that kinda statement is dangerously close to an attack and more or less the opposite of everything you seemingly stand for, so maybe, y'know, just back off a bit with that kinda stuff. I know it wasn't directed at anyone in particular, but sometimes blanket statements like that are more dangerous. What if I were the highly offendable type? I could say something like "****ing ****er, why the **** do you get off calling me a ****ing idiot you ****ing mother ****ing scab-picking ****-faced panty-wearin' chode?! **** you!" or some such nonsense. I'm NOT, but it COULD happen. And then you got the same situation you're worried about me and my crew startin'.

So, y'know, just chill out. Relax. Have some cake. We didn't kill the forums before, and we won't this time either. We DO make things better. Y'know how many times we weaseled out trouble-makers when Krang and none of the Mods were around? People would start spamming, flaming, acting like bobos, and we'd screw with them to the point where they'd get so frustrated they'd be all "F*CK this place! Leo, you're a F*G and this forum sucks etc etc!" and then they'd go be a little b*tch somewhere else. And then Krang'd be all "Yo, good job last night, thanks for cleanin' up" or somethin', and then we'd all jump in the grotto with some honeys. No bigs.

Yeah, we're a buncha cocky, smart-mouth j*rkoffs, but despite all the random chaos, we don't start the problems, we end 'em. Thus, the "Official Anti-Idiot Police" description. Ask around, we're really swell fellas once you get to know us (or have some beer... or just really big boobs).

So, that said... nWo Tech 4 Life.

Oh, and thanks for the WB.

[GK Punk]

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

[Leo656]

Cuz you love being Starsky to my Hutch, y'big silly. Or is that the other way around? I got it: We'll just be Simon and Simon.

One day, and already things seem so familiar. Man, I missed this place.

But with apologies to GK, I wasn't joking when I said we were sexier than everyone else. I'm sure he'll agree with me on that. Other than that, yeah, a lot of that was us being facetious (look it up).

So anyway, where's HT with the big "Welcome Back" banner and everything? I'm waaaaiting......

[Jo Dawn]

Welcome back, Leo.

[ThirdMarioBro]

Allright, this thread was just for some happy fun.

Anarky, I believe you're kinda blowing this out of porportion.

Please stop the arguments or I'm locking this, and I don't want to.

[Leo656]

I didnt see any arguing per se, but I do agree that I don't want any of it. TMB knows what we're about. Heck, most people seem to remember. Well, like me or not, I'm back, and we all know what that means: A nearly 200% increase in wrestling talk, sarcastic barbs, Ashton Kutcher-bashing, loooooong-ass posts, and jokes about Kevin Nash and his godlike hair.

And really, who doesn't want THAT?

[JameO]

Originally Posted by Alison Chains

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

Well said. You tell that dumbass where to go!

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Alison Chains

I love how Anarky picked every point that was obviously just a huge joke to pick apart that post. And thanks for calling us Idiots Anarky. Just keep in mind you're not allowed to attack us like that, being a mod.

And whats with this "Gang War" BS? I don't recall us ever claiming to have a problem with Peanut and Co, and I don't see why we can't live in unison with them.

I don't even know why I stick around anymore.

GK...I can't thank you enough for that post. Seriously, I love you for that.

[Jo Dawn]

Originally Posted by JameO

Well said. You tell that dumbass where to go!

Unneeded and unnecessary. Don't call names.


For God's sake, will everyone grow up?

[Brodie]

"Peanut and Co"? .....I'm offended.

Well, not quite...

[KROW]

Wow. Isn't it amazing to know that Jester and I got slammed for doing the "Safety Dance"?

[Leo656]

Yeah, really, calling someone a "dumbass" is juvenile...

An adult would at least say "j***-soaked tampon-swallower", or something to that effect. I haven't called anyone a dumbass since high school. Be more creative next time, wouldja? If the insults aren't creative enough, people will start taking them seriously and then other people will cry and then I'll get blamed. And while calling someone a genetic defective and telling them to fall and crack their skull on the edge of a concrete swimming pool filled with the AIDS virus IS funny, it's only funny when *I* say it. And I don't wanna get yelled at when other people jack my phrases and sayings.

So there.