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**GK Punk** · 04-08-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I forgot one of my all-time favorite Nash moments, the night after he won the WCW Commissioner role from Tery Funk at Souled Out 2001. He and his constituents came out and he made a long, passionate speech about how the nWo was finally in control and how things were gonna change.

Highlights:

"Make no mistake, I am 100% in control. Hey, wait a minute... I feel like OZ up here!"

"It's no secret that there's a lot of controlled substances backstage here in WCW, and that's gonna change. Right now, we have dogs backstage going through every single wrestler's locker. That's right, we're searching the lockers, and we are going to confiscate EACH and EVERY bottle of VIAGARA that we find! (points towards the ring at Luger) That means YOU, Lex!"

God that was great.

I liked that confused/embaressed look on Lex's face when he said that

*Duke* · 04-08-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by grunger_kittie

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Originally Posted by Duke

I wish they would bring back Mic Foley. Then i'd start watching wrestling again. Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind all owned.

That guy diserves his retirement, he earned it!

True but the Foley still owns.

~~Leo656~~ · 04-08-2003, 10:03 PM

Not to mention how Lex started shaking his head at the camera like "No, no no no noooo..."

*XERO* · 04-08-2003, 10:10 PM

I was more of a WWF fan.

Now I regret it!

**GK Punk** · 04-08-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I was more of a WWF fan.

Now I regret it!

I always liked Both, but there was a time there where WCW was ALOT better than WWF, ofcourse that managed to change

~~Leo656~~ · 04-08-2003, 10:16 PM

That's why I loved WCW more. At times it was awful, especially near the end, but By God the nWo was responsible for some of the greatest stuff in wrestling history. No scripted promos, no bad acting, no lousy skits. Hogan and Nash had so much stroke that Bischoff would just give them a mic and say "You got 20 minutes, say whatever the hell you want." The result was, without question, some of the greatest comedy that wasn't intended to be comedy ever seen on a wrestling show.

Hogan and Nash having a "nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpac" Mic Battle:

Nash: First things first... I'm not saying anything to you until you take your wife's sunglasses off!

(crowd laughs)

Hogan: Ok, I'll do that when you take off your sister's teddy that I saw you tryin' on in the back, brother!

(crowd laughs mixed with "oooooh"s)

Nash: Why you checkin' me out, big man?

Hogan: (shrugs) Cuz you're just too sweet!

(crowd dies with laughter as all seriousness has been sucked out of the interview for good)

**GK Punk** · 04-08-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

That's why I loved WCW more. At times it was awful, especially near the end, but By God the nWo was responsible for some of the greatest stuff in wrestling history. No scripted promos, no bad acting, no lousy skits. Hogan and Nash had so much stroke that Bischoff would just give them a mic and say "You got 20 minutes, say whatever the hell you want." The result was, without question, some of the greatest comedy that wasn't intended to be comedy ever seen on a wrestling show.

Hogan and Nash having a "nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpac" Mic Battle:

Nash: First things first... I'm not saying anything to you until you take your wife's sunglasses off!

(crowd laughs)

Hogan: Ok, I'll do that when you take off your sister's teddy that I saw you tryin' on in the back, brother!

(crowd laughs mixed with "oooooh"s)

Nash: Why you checkin' me out, big man?

Hogan: (shrugs) Cuz you're just too sweet!

(crowd dies with laughter as all seriousness has been sucked out of the interview for good)

I am laughing so hard I can barely type

*That Matt Guy* · 04-08-2003, 10:51 PM

I was also a bigger fan of WCW than the WWF; and Raven's Flock was cooler than the nWo.

**GK Punk** · 04-08-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

I was also a bigger fan of WCW than the WWF; and Raven's Flock was cooler than the nWo.

Hell Raven's WCW group was even better than his ECW group. (They were called the Raven's Nest in ECW)

~~Leo656~~ · 04-09-2003, 12:37 AM

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in

**GK Punk** · 04-09-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in

Hey remember when Raven got Sandman's family to turn on him?

~~Leo656~~ · 04-09-2003, 12:43 AM

That was genius. Even if watching a 6-year old cane his father while screaming "You're a drunk!" was a bit disturbing at the time. However, with the help of time and Scott Hall, I came to understand the truth:

Famous people only have problems so we normal people can laugh at them.

**GK Punk** · 04-09-2003, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

That was genius. Even if watching a 6-year old cane his father while screaming "You're a drunk!" was a bit disturbing at the time. However, with the help of time and Scott Hall, I came to understand the truth:

Famous people only have problems so we normal people can laugh at them.

Yeah really

*That Matt Guy* · 04-09-2003, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way.

Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in

She was in a porno? uggh

~~Leo656~~ · 04-09-2003, 12:55 AM

Yeah, she was in one called "Live Bait" I believe it was. I think that fact cost her her job in WCW.

I saw pictures from it, they were actually pretty hot. I can't find them anymore though. Although if I wanted to it seems like someone is always selling the tape on Ebay.

**GK Punk** · 04-09-2003, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Yeah, she was in one called "Live Bait" I believe it was. I think that fact cost her her job in WCW.

I saw pictures from it, they were actually pretty hot. I can't find them anymore though. Although if I wanted to it seems like someone is always selling the tape on Ebay.

I love how your posts always turn in to converstaions about women

~~Leo656~~ · 04-09-2003, 12:59 AM

That's cuz I'm a smooth pimp who LOVES the... I'll stop before I get Warned.

**GK Punk** · 04-09-2003, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

That's cuz I'm a smooth pimp who LOVES the... I'll stop before I get Warned.

lol that's not a bad idea

~~Leo656~~ · 04-09-2003, 01:01 AM

Think I could get away with just saying "Meow"?

**GK Punk** · 04-09-2003, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Think I could get away with just saying "Meow"?

Hey I remember her, she was the cheerleader who used to be called Kimona... What was the rest of her name Leo?

04-08-2003, 10:10 PM	#44
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	I was more of a WWF fan. Now I regret it! __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

04-08-2003, 10:03 PM	#43
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Not to mention how Lex started shaking his head at the camera like "No, no no no noooo..."

04-08-2003, 10:16 PM	#46
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That's why I loved WCW more. At times it was awful, especially near the end, but By God the nWo was responsible for some of the greatest stuff in wrestling history. No scripted promos, no bad acting, no lousy skits. Hogan and Nash had so much stroke that Bischoff would just give them a mic and say "You got 20 minutes, say whatever the hell you want." The result was, without question, some of the greatest comedy that wasn't intended to be comedy ever seen on a wrestling show. Hogan and Nash having a "nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpac" Mic Battle: Nash: First things first... I'm not saying anything to you until you take your wife's sunglasses off! (crowd laughs) Hogan: Ok, I'll do that when you take off your sister's teddy that I saw you tryin' on in the back, brother! (crowd laughs mixed with "oooooh"s) Nash: Why you checkin' me out, big man? Hogan: (shrugs) Cuz you're just too sweet! (crowd dies with laughter as all seriousness has been sucked out of the interview for good)

04-08-2003, 10:51 PM	#48
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I was also a bigger fan of WCW than the WWF; and Raven's Flock was cooler than the nWo.

04-09-2003, 12:37 AM	#50
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	I thought Chastity was hot, in a skanky kinda way. Which reminds me, I gotta find those pics from that porno she was in

04-09-2003, 12:43 AM	#52
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That was genius. Even if watching a 6-year old cane his father while screaming "You're a drunk!" was a bit disturbing at the time. However, with the help of time and Scott Hall, I came to understand the truth: Famous people only have problems so we normal people can laugh at them.

04-09-2003, 12:55 AM	#55
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Yeah, she was in one called "Live Bait" I believe it was. I think that fact cost her her job in WCW. I saw pictures from it, they were actually pretty hot. I can't find them anymore though. Although if I wanted to it seems like someone is always selling the tape on Ebay.

04-09-2003, 12:59 AM	#57
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	That's cuz I'm a smooth pimp who LOVES the... I'll stop before I get Warned.

04-09-2003, 01:01 AM	#59
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Think I could get away with just saying "Meow"?