Im gonna be detailed about this a bit so....
Pros, yeah there was just one , when turtles are attacked then mikey does jump kick and takes 3 guys down and thats the only good thing about this film, rest of the film is total disrespectful racist distaster, why?
- Turtles are OG's !!! YEah they walk and act like gangstas but actually not random gangstas, they act BLACK yeah im not racist but this is pathetic and this kind of portrayal of TMNT was never shown before and im shocked to see this, even raph's lips look like black guy's lips and way he talks and moves, this is so weird and racist , they didnt want them white or japanese or whatever else or GREEN no no no!!!! they wanted them green and black wow its so pathetic, why didnt left them alone normal no racial crap instead of being racist like that and trying to make them green but also black, acting like stupid teenagers gangsters wannabes.
- Turtles are junkies !!!! YEAh you didnt know right?" they dont do meth tho,m they dont even do THC, they had dose of adrenaline in lab and they were HIIIGHHHH yeah these scenes were assembled like they got high on drugs and were stronger, you see turtles are cool they ALMOST do drugs like all other teenagers this is so great !!! fantastic!!! I LOVE WRITERS OF THIS FILM !!!
- Origins are totally crapped over, looks like april owned turtles before they were mutated
woooowwwwwwwwwww amazing connection and wait heres more, aprils father knew sachs who is mix of baxter stockman and wants to poison new york and then save it by using turtles blood as cure to biological waeapon wooow amazing plot!!! And first person april told about turtles that believed her was sacks!! Great tright? amazing coincidence just everything on planet evolves around megan i mean april.
I didnt really bought megan fox as april, for me she's just too overexposed to feel comfortable with her playing april and then playing in transformers, it didnt worked, but i guess there will be some horny teenagers pausing her most "hot" takes, there are some shots like that, for no other reason than to show off her looks and thats just plain dumb, everytime movie does this i know that producers said lets go this film is a failure anyway go ahead with hidden sexual themes for small kids we hook them up.
- Splinter looks so dumb and he picked up martial arts from some scrapped kungfu book in sewers
and he learned it himself just like that and got all the moves.He looks like some italian cook, i really hate his look and never got used to it.He was also totally opposite of everything we knew , he acutally punished turtles physically and was acting like terrible teacher, i dont know if he even calls himself master? master of what? foundf kung fu scrapped book? HEs a joke in this film.
- it really is what i thought will be from beginning, its like NEXT MUTATION with bigger budget , same lame turtles jokes, wannabe pseudo cool lines, but in next mutations costumes werent so terribly designed, i really hope this film will be forgotten very very quickly.There was no reason to crap on origins like that and make april like center of the world everythin evolves around her and she lost her job cause whoopi didnt believed in big turtles ooooh do i supposed to feel sorry for her cause i didnt?
- Shredder design came to life like this - hey heres 3 blades on each of his hands, cool huh? yeaah but you know what would be even more awsum ? look we give him like 10 blades from like swiss knives and that means 10x more coooooooooooooool right ? This is genius fans are gonna love this everyone love more more more blades doesnt matter if he looks like walking swiss knife something.
- fights are pathetic especially tmnt with shredder, they dont really stand a chance and hes using just brute force whenever he wants , there is no choreography here, he just throws them over there over here and thats how fights look like in film.
- There is one pathetic scene , typical "OOH THEYARE ALL GONNADIE SCENE" where raph says some stupid crap, it was so forced and random, i felt embarassed listening to this, actually i felt embarassment many times during the film especially when turtles talked with each other, they were idiots wannabe gangsters.
Sorry this is not tmnt i know, i want to forget about this film.I hope it bombs so bad and ruins all people involved especially writers of the film and designers of turtles.
There was no music in this film, in first one we had catchy theme immediately when title appeared and we all loved it , i loved it when i heard it for first time and other songs where turtles fight with shredder , (suite track). New film had none of this feeling, it was total waste of my time .
ITs obvious now that you was sent here to market the film and got paid for it, leave the forums now your job is over, you are not welcomed here and you arent fan.
08-09-2014, 09:21 PM
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