How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Should Have Ended - Page 3

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 04-18-2015, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about.

I never thought about the fact that Splinter never learned how to actually read.

I never thought about how this was exactly like Amazing Spider-Man (didn't like that movie either).

So HISHE did their job again.

*IndigoErth* · 04-18-2015, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

I never thought about the fact that Splinter never learned how to actually read.

Now, while it did occur to me a while ago -- that, while maybe fluent in English due to locale it's hard to explain why he could be able to read (and presumably write?) English, let alone teach it to the Turtles -- something however only recently pointed out to me that the flipping ninja BOOK was not in English. So they learned Japanese from the book too?? I know there were pictures, but come on. (As if the book would even touch on what a hagosha is...)

Oh dear... they ever visit Japan and try to speak to anyone in Japanese they will so obviously be pegged as Americans immediately.

It's funny, I haven't seen that Spider Man movie, but some weeks ago I'd gone into the kitchen and I believe someone had it on the tv. I didn't even check to see if it WAS that movie, but there was the dialogue in some lab scene that sounded so familiar that it had to be.

Purse Grabbin Puke · 04-18-2015, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TurtleTitan97

So in other words you don't like how they reveal this movie had LOTS of flaws in it.

THEY aren't revealing anything new at all...That's why I didn't think it was funny. I thought the impressions were pretty spot on as they usually are. Again, NOTHING original in the video, which is probably because they used Andre as a writer. He's not funny and unoriginal. They have mocked a bunch of movies I really like, and I laugh at all of them... This movie is far from flawless, but this HISHE doesn't make any new points or jokes. I'm not defending the TMNT movie in anyway, but those who hate the movie SO badly can't see that.

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Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

That's it that's the one.

Nope, you are wrong once again.

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 04-18-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

This movie is far from flawless, but this HISHE doesn't make any new points or jokes.

We're TMNT fans. We've completely and thoroughly mocked and ridiculed it from beginning to end, criticized every flaw and mistake it has. You can't expect the HISHE guys to suddenly bring something new to the table for us.

For the general audience these all were probably new ideas for them. They just left the movie thinking "boy, that sucked" without completely knowing or caring about why it sucked. Hell, they'd probably forgotten that this movie even exists by now.

*Powder* · 04-18-2015, 04:10 PM

That was hilarious.

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-18-2015, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

Nope, you are wrong once again.

Lolololkay

Purse Grabbin Puke · 04-18-2015, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSkeletonMan939

We're TMNT fans. We've completely and thoroughly mocked and ridiculed it from beginning to end, criticized every flaw and mistake it has. You can't expect the HISHE guys to suddenly bring something new to the table for us.

For the general audience these all were probably new ideas for them. They just left the movie thinking "boy, that sucked" without completely knowing or caring about why it sucked. Hell, they'd probably forgotten that this movie even exists by now.

Ok? I didn't think it was funny. I am not the general audience, the opinion in which I own, is that I didn't think it was funny. Also, they usually create these very quickly after a movie is released, and can't help but notice this is out of the norm for them, since the movie was released last summer.

And I actually do think if the HISHE people were 100% responsible for it, this would have been funny. Andre is not funny. He repeats the same things over and over, and he exaggerates and also makes no sense a lot of the time. For someone who is a self proclaimed nerd he sure is clueless on a lot of nerdy things. I actually said "Well that makes perfect sense" when I saw the writing credit at the end. If you like his brand of humor good for you, I simply stated it wasn't funny to me, and now I'm on trial....you people are hilarious....a lot more funny than Andre.

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-18-2015, 06:00 PM

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and now I'm on trial

Careful, don't trip on that cross!

DarkLightDragon · 04-18-2015, 06:12 PM

If there's going to be a trial, can I be the judge?

Purse Grabbin Puke · 04-18-2015, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TrickOrTreater

Careful, don't trip on that cross!

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

**Jester** · 04-18-2015, 06:49 PM

*TheSkeletonMan939* · 04-18-2015, 06:54 PM

Even the simplest of threads can turn into a big fight. You guys are all crazy.

And if there's gonna be a trial, I call being the jury. Just me.

Incidentally, I liked how the HISHE guys copied Bay's trademark goofy lens-flash effect for the night scene at the beginning.

*IndigoErth* · 04-18-2015, 06:59 PM

At some point it's kinda like listening to...

If there's a trial, then I'll be the person who changes the channel, because clearly this is one of those tv court shows.

*THGhost* · 04-18-2015, 07:23 PM

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-18-2015, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

You're an atheist so that makes you dense?

Reference to martyrdom, bruh.

*The Boston Ninja Turtle* · 04-18-2015, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

I get disappointed when Batman ISN'T in one of their videos, so maybe you are the only one.

Do you know how many movies have similar plots? I don't understand why TMNT is treated like the ONLY movie to ever have similar plot points to other movies. And SOME of it is true, but it's old and not funny anymore, it's unoriginal. That's why I usually enjoy HISHE because they make me see an angle I hadn't thought about. In this one, thanks to Andre (I'm not going to refer to him by his stupid nickname, because it's ridiculous to think he's the only black nerd, or that it's abnormal to think a black person is a nerd) the content is flat, not funny and like he accuses the movie of doing, he stole all the jokes from about 299843345 other people.

dude grow a sense of humor

*Shark_Blade* · 04-18-2015, 08:39 PM

"Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation."[/Mikey 2k14]

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-18-2015, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Ninja Turtle

dude grow a sense of humor

That would require him admitting the movie sucks. He'd never do that.

~~Commenter 42~~ · 04-18-2015, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Purse Grabbin Puke

I'm an athiest, so I don't get the reference. Also, glad to see you still have no regards for context. Or take obvious jokes and try and make them serious statements.

I'm also an atheist, and I totally got that joke.
Strange.

This may have been the best HISHE ever.

In other news, the new Star Wars Trailer was amazing, and Daredevil and Deadpool give me hope that some day we'll see TMNT given it's due.

*TrickOrTreater* · 04-18-2015, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Commenter 42

I'm also an atheist, and I totally got that joke.
Strange.

This may have been the best HISHE ever.

In other news, the new Star Wars Trailer was amazing, and Daredevil and Deadpool give me hope that some day we'll see TMNT given it's due.

Man the whole time I was watching Daredevil I was just...lamenting. I was lamenting the fact that it'll be a good 10-15 years MAYBE before we get a TMNT that looks anything like that.

And how perfect would it be? The tone could be exactly the same as Daredevil but you could still have the joke-cracking pizza-eating guys we love, long as it's well-written obviously.

Imagine an Oroku Saki played the same as Kingpin. You feel the same tension and dread when he's on screen, but in a different way. In a deadly, bladed ninja type way.

UGGHHHH. F*ck man. What could have been.

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Powder 40 Years of TMNT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Shell-Ri-La Posts: 26,945	That was hilarious.

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IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 16,293	At some point it's kinda like listening to... If there's a trial, then I'll be the person who changes the channel, because clearly this is one of those tv court shows.

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