Corrupt a Wish - Page 4

*Jephael* · 11-09-2014, 12:45 PM

Done, but the Turtles spend their entire visit complaining that this wish is being granted too much in this thread.

I wish that cute redhead lifeguard at the YMCA would join me in the pool.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-09-2014, 03:46 PM

Granted, but little kids peed in it, so now the water's yellow. Have fun!

I wish I could learn ninjutsu.

WhitefinDolphin · 11-09-2014, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Granted, but little kids peed in it, so now the water's yellow. Have fun!

I wish I could learn ninjutsu.

Granted, but your sensei smells rancid!

I wish I could sing.

*Slade* · 11-09-2014, 09:38 PM

Done, but you will sing every word from now on, it doesn't sound pretty either.

I wish I knew magic.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-10-2014, 06:50 AM

Granted, but you only know of Dark Magic and manage to destroy the whole world due to the fact that you can't control it.

I wish the sun would shine.

*AT-Man* · 11-10-2014, 07:05 AM

Granted, but it shines so hot you're gonna wish for rain.

I wish I wouldn't go to jail for anything illegal I might wanna do.

*blindturtle02* · 11-10-2014, 07:21 AM

Granted, but Batman and Casey Jones show up and work you over for it.

I wish my fiancee's dad would make enough food so everyone could have seconds. She says he still cooks like her and her sister are four years old or something. His food is awesome btw.

*Slade* · 11-10-2014, 11:09 AM

Done, but now he cooks enough for thousands constantly and you are compelled to eat it all.

I wish for another wish

*BubblyShell22* · 11-10-2014, 04:21 PM

Granted, but it's not the wish you wanted and ends up being something you didn't want.

I wish I had a dollar.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-11-2014, 03:17 PM

Granted, but it's in Confederate money, and is absolutely worthless.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

*Jephael* · 11-15-2014, 08:14 PM

Here's your pink slip! Better head to the unemployment line.

I wish I had the means to purchase and drive a DeLorean.

*blindturtle02* · 11-15-2014, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jephael

Here's your pink slip! Better head to the unemployment line.

I wish I had the means to purchase and drive a DeLorean.

Granted, but you're stuck in 1888, and all you can do for fun is push a hoop around with a stick. Great Scott!

I wish I could hang out at Hogworts. C'mon, Wheelie. Let's go. Hopefully Harry will turn you into a teacup.

*Jephael* · 11-16-2014, 12:05 PM

Granted, but everyone knows you're muggleborn and that little pr*ck Draco Malfoy is directing all his hatred for "Mudbloods" towards you.

I wish I could attend Talkin' Toons in L.A. to see Kevin Eastman's special guest appearance!!!

*BubblyShell22* · 11-16-2014, 04:30 PM

Granted, but your flight gets delayed and when it does get back on schedule, the event is over.

I really wish my head would stop hurting.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-17-2014, 12:17 AM

Granted, but not it's on someone else's body. And that someone is Rosanne....

I wish I had Nightcrawler's powers. I want to "bamf" to work.

*Jephael* · 11-17-2014, 11:20 AM

Granted but now you look just like Nightcrawler, and your employer is prejudice against mutants so you're fired.

I wish I could have a Ninja Turtle pie.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-17-2014, 04:01 PM

Granted, but it's not an actual Ninja Turtle pie and is instead a regular Turtle pie.

I wish it would stop snowing.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 11-18-2014, 12:00 AM

Granted, but now it's now 110 degrees- PERMANENTLY.

I wish my closet opened into the Marvel Universe.

*blindturtle02* · 11-18-2014, 07:03 AM

Granted, but Impossible Man and Squirrel Girl decide to become your permanent sidekicks. I don't know much about Squirrel Girl but she might actually be fun to have around. I wish I had my own Super Star Destroyer.

*BubblyShell22* · 11-18-2014, 08:13 AM

Granted but it destroys everything in its path leaving you with nothing.

I really wish Yahoo would stop being a pain.

11-09-2014, 12:45 PM	#61
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Done, but the Turtles spend their entire visit complaining that this wish is being granted too much in this thread. I wish that cute redhead lifeguard at the YMCA would join me in the pool. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-09-2014, 03:46 PM	#62
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but little kids peed in it, so now the water's yellow. Have fun! I wish I could learn ninjutsu. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-09-2014, 09:38 PM	#64
Slade god status Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,291	Done, but you will sing every word from now on, it doesn't sound pretty either. I wish I knew magic. __________________ Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140

11-10-2014, 06:50 AM	#65
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but you only know of Dark Magic and manage to destroy the whole world due to the fact that you can't control it. I wish the sun would shine. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-10-2014, 07:05 AM	#66
AT-Man I SEEN IT Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: FIN Posts: 2,206	Granted, but it shines so hot you're gonna wish for rain. I wish I wouldn't go to jail for anything illegal I might wanna do. __________________ Through the Golden Door

11-10-2014, 07:21 AM	#67
blindturtle02 Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Tx Posts: 2,627	Granted, but Batman and Casey Jones show up and work you over for it. I wish my fiancee's dad would make enough food so everyone could have seconds. She says he still cooks like her and her sister are four years old or something. His food is awesome btw. __________________ Please don't remove my nice hat and wack me in the butt with it.

11-10-2014, 11:09 AM	#68
Slade god status Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 3,291	Done, but now he cooks enough for thousands constantly and you are compelled to eat it all. I wish for another wish __________________ Do not concern yourself with what I've already done: rather tremble at the thought of what I am about to do. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=48140

11-10-2014, 04:21 PM	#69
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but it's not the wish you wanted and ends up being something you didn't want. I wish I had a dollar. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-11-2014, 03:17 PM	#70
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but it's in Confederate money, and is absolutely worthless. I wish I didn't have to work tonight. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-15-2014, 08:14 PM	#71
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Here's your pink slip! Better head to the unemployment line. I wish I had the means to purchase and drive a DeLorean. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988 Last edited by Jephael; 11-15-2014 at 08:41 PM.

11-16-2014, 12:05 PM	#73
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted, but everyone knows you're muggleborn and that little prck Draco Malfoy is directing all his hatred for "Mudbloods" towards you. I wish I could attend Talkin' Toons in L.A. to see Kevin Eastman's special guest appearance!!! __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines* - 1988

11-16-2014, 04:30 PM	#74
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but your flight gets delayed and when it does get back on schedule, the event is over. I really wish my head would stop hurting. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-17-2014, 12:17 AM	#75
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but not it's on someone else's body. And that someone is Rosanne.... I wish I had Nightcrawler's powers. I want to "bamf" to work. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-17-2014, 11:20 AM	#76
Jephael That whack job behind you Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Carlisle, Pennsylvania Posts: 8,143	Granted but now you look just like Nightcrawler, and your employer is prejudice against mutants so you're fired. I wish I could have a Ninja Turtle pie. __________________ "I like it. Simple, but effective!" Raphael; The Mean Machines - 1988

11-17-2014, 04:01 PM	#77
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted, but it's not an actual Ninja Turtle pie and is instead a regular Turtle pie. I wish it would stop snowing. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.

11-18-2014, 12:00 AM	#78
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,773	Granted, but now it's now 110 degrees- PERMANENTLY. I wish my closet opened into the Marvel Universe. __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

11-18-2014, 07:03 AM	#79
blindturtle02 Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Tx Posts: 2,627	Granted, but Impossible Man and Squirrel Girl decide to become your permanent sidekicks. I don't know much about Squirrel Girl but she might actually be fun to have around. I wish I had my own Super Star Destroyer. __________________ Please don't remove my nice hat and wack me in the butt with it.

11-18-2014, 08:13 AM	#80
BubblyShell22 Leo-holic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,912	Granted but it destroys everything in its path leaving you with nothing. I really wish Yahoo would stop being a pain. __________________ "A warrior who never fails, never learns."-The Ancient One. "Embrace your inner a**holiness."-Mr. Anderson.