Will April ever be a pretty woman again? - Page 7

*Cowabung-Gal* · 03-15-2023, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I just hope she has as little screentime as possible in the new movie, like only a few scenes. Her design is an affront to my eyes.

How about just not watching the movie? Waste your brain cells on something else.

*Papenbrook* · 03-15-2023, 07:20 PM

I can't believe that Paramount attracted the dudebros.

April's appearance doesn't matter; what matters is her overall portrayal.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-15-2023, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowabung-Gal

How about just not watching the movie? Waste your brain cells on something else.

Yeah. I still haven't even seen Out of the Shadows and that was 7 years ago already. I have no problem abstaining again.

*CyberCubed* · 03-15-2023, 09:16 PM

The actual animation of the movie looks good and I'm curious to see where they go with it. So far the only thing that turns me of off is April, and Don wearing glasses. If there truly is no Shredder or Foot in the movie I'm curious how they'll handle the plot and the villains if they're just a bunch of random mutants.

~~TurtleManiac~~ · 03-16-2023, 09:41 AM

I though the Mike Bay films were bad, but looking back, and based on what we’ve seen so far of the new movie, “Rise of TMNT” and “Mutant Mayhem” are starting to make the Nick 2012 TMNT and the Michael Bay movies look like gold, IMHO.

*Coola Yagami* · 03-16-2023, 11:38 AM

Rumors leaked that there will be indeed be a scene where April teaches the turtles how to dance, and among all the Floss/TikTok dances they'll show, we will indeed be seeing April throwing it back.

They musta read Cubed's mind.

*CyberCubed* · 03-16-2023, 11:45 AM

I hope that's not true.

*Coola Yagami* · 03-16-2023, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I hope that's not true.

There will be a few seconds focused on April's butt shaking as the Turtles start to slowly rock their heads to the beat and get into it and start dancing too.

*CyberCubed* · 03-16-2023, 01:29 PM

I will have my barf bag ready.

*Coola Yagami* · 03-16-2023, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

I will have my barf bag ready.

There's also a scene where 'the day starts' with April getting out of bed when suddenly she hears the Turtles calling out her name from her window. We see a bit of ass-crack as she pulls her pants up as she almost falls getting out of bed. You know, the whole thing where you're bouncing on one leg, she scares her cat, the cat knocks over the lamp, etc.

*IndigoErth* · 03-16-2023, 03:26 PM

That's awfully specific... you wrote this movie, didn't you. Just to troll Cubed.

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Originally Posted by Cowabung-Gal

How about just not watching the movie? Waste your brain cells on something else.

Our #1 media consumer? Probably running out of options by this point.

*Coola Yagami* · 03-16-2023, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

That's awfully specific... you wrote this movie, didn't you. Just to troll Cubed.

Our #1 media consumer? Probably running out of options by this point.

But of course. This was all for Cubed. Anyone else that happens to also be mad is a delightful consequence.

*IMJ* · 03-16-2023, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Papenbrook

I can't believe that Paramount attracted the dudebros.

April's appearance doesn't matter; what matters is her overall portrayal.

Irony #1 - there very likely isn't a single "dudebro" on these forums.
Super Irony #2 - you are defending the race swaps with a classification-assumption (basically modern racism) that actually was routinely used in the very cartoon you are registered here to discuss - considering that all four brothers are arguably "dudebros".

*CyberCubed* · 03-16-2023, 08:57 PM

Remember the days we could talk about April without her being fat and ugly. Why can't it be like that again.

*CyberCubed* · 02-02-2026, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberCubed

Remember the days we could talk about April without her being fat and ugly. Why can't it be like that again.

It's 3 years later and this is still true.

*Prowler* · 02-05-2026, 02:22 PM

The irony of all this is that, one of the reasons they aged down April in the Nick series, was to make her less sexualised and less of eye candy to the fans. But that didn't stop hentai artists at all. And nowadays, when you google ecchi or hentai art of April you're bound to see stuff of the more modern Aprils as well. Unlike when I was a kid/teenager where nearly all April hentai was of the Fred Wolf April. 2k3 April didn't really get a lot of love in that department.

So, good job, Nick. You made NSFW searches of April art much creepier. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

*neatoman* · 02-05-2026, 02:24 PM

I thought the official reason to make April younger was to have it "make more sense" for her to hang out with the Turtles but whatever.

*Prowler* · 02-05-2026, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by neatoman

I thought the official reason to make April younger was to have it "make more sense" for her to hang out with the Turtles but whatever.

In my post I said "one of the reasons". I didn't say the "main reason".

Of course they'd not flat out say that was the official reason, even if it was.

*ToTheNines* · 02-05-2026, 02:28 PM

April is chuzz

*CyberCubed* · 02-05-2026, 06:34 PM

I doubt anyone ever drew porn of Mutant Mayhem April. She's way too fat and ugly. Granted I don't want to check to be sure, so I'm just going to assume nobody drew anything about that fat black April.

03-16-2023, 11:38 AM	#126
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,638	Rumors leaked that there will be indeed be a scene where April teaches the turtles how to dance, and among all the Floss/TikTok dances they'll show, we will indeed be seeing April throwing it back. They musta read Cubed's mind. __________________ "I was down with TMNT once, but then they changed what TMNT was. Now what I was down with is no longer TMNT and what TMNT now is seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to YOU." Check out my blog for Comic Reviews and other things. https://markepicblogofrandomness.blogspot.com/ I also started The AEW Crew, the All Elite Wrestling Fan Club! https://www.facebook.com/groups/637508120044168/

03-15-2023, 07:20 PM	#122
Papenbrook I'm leaving. Goodbye. :) Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,754	I can't believe that Paramount attracted the dudebros. April's appearance doesn't matter; what matters is her overall portrayal.

03-15-2023, 09:16 PM	#124
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,690	The actual animation of the movie looks good and I'm curious to see where they go with it. So far the only thing that turns me of off is April, and Don wearing glasses. If there truly is no Shredder or Foot in the movie I'm curious how they'll handle the plot and the villains if they're just a bunch of random mutants.

03-16-2023, 09:41 AM	#125
~~TurtleManiac~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: KALI Posts: 1,008	I though the Mike Bay films were bad, but looking back, and based on what we’ve seen so far of the new movie, “Rise of TMNT” and “Mutant Mayhem” are starting to make the Nick 2012 TMNT and the Michael Bay movies look like gold, IMHO.

03-16-2023, 11:45 AM	#127
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,690	I hope that's not true.

03-16-2023, 01:29 PM	#129
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,690	I will have my barf bag ready.

03-16-2023, 08:57 PM	#134
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,690	Remember the days we could talk about April without her being fat and ugly. Why can't it be like that again.

02-05-2026, 02:28 PM	#139
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,034	April is chuzz

02-05-2026, 06:34 PM	#140
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 43,690	I doubt anyone ever drew porn of Mutant Mayhem April. She's way too fat and ugly. Granted I don't want to check to be sure, so I'm just going to assume nobody drew anything about that fat black April.