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**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 05:42 PM

(hehehe...)

What was that? I didnt hear you...Cat got your tongue? Oh wait no, its running off with your ear!

**Nturtle** · 09-27-2002, 05:44 PM

THAT DOES IT!!!!!! *dimembered fragments led by mouth all chase Machias*

**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 05:45 PM

*brings out giant steamroller*

You were saying...?

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 09-27-2002, 05:46 PM

Oh, don't mind me. I'll just lay here, half beaten to death, with small pieces of paper lying all around me.

"And I thought we were getting along so nicely." - Leonardo, from "Leonardo vs. Tempestra"

**Nturtle** · 09-27-2002, 05:47 PM

eep...

please don't squash me....

**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 05:47 PM

Sorry...

*splays claws at professors, scaring them away*

Here you go...this will give you lots of energy...

*gives NTCF a big glass of special mango lassie*

**Nturtle** · 09-27-2002, 05:49 PM

meanwhile I'm a million tiny pieces....

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 09-27-2002, 05:51 PM

*Drinks his glass of Mango lassie; muscles bulge, NTC Fan jumps up, and the theme music hits*

Ah guh guh guh guh guh guh! I'll save's ya, Olive Oil!

Oh, wait. Wrong cartoon.

"What a revolting development this is!" - Shredder, from "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"

**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 05:58 PM

I got an idea...

*gathers up pieces of Nturtle and puts them into a pitcher. she adds mangoes, yoghurt, and a splash of milk and sets it up...on a blender!*

**WHIIIIIIIRRRR**

*pours the NTurtle lassie into a glass, and allows the magic to happen*

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 09-27-2002, 06:02 PM

*NTC Fan runs into a dark corner and hopes not to be seen*

"You're puttin' it in backwoids!"
"Big deal! So what could happen?"

Rocksteady and Bebop, from "Cowabunga, Shredhead"

**azure turtle** · 09-27-2002, 06:28 PM

*steps around all the chaos, casually munching on a mango*
Gee... This place has gone insane.
*shrugs, and takes a seat on the couch*

**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 06:29 PM

hmmm...

*taps the glass which contains Nturtle Lassie*

It should be working, just like it helped you get your strength back, NTCF...

Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan · 09-27-2002, 06:33 PM

*Assessing the mess and changing bandages, NTC Fan sits next to Azure on the couch*

Dude, I have no earthly idea what in the heck happened here. There were hopping mouths . . . and mango lassies . . . and irate college English professors . . . oh, it was a dark dark time.

I'm heading back to the lair. Maybe Michaelangelo's got some pizza medicine I can rub on my boo-boos.

*NTC Fan limps off*

"Gee! I feel sorry for the little guy!" - Rocksteady, from "The Grybyx"

**azure turtle** · 09-27-2002, 06:36 PM

Uh... okay, dude. Hope you feel better, NTCF!
*eyes Machias suspiciously*
What're you up to??

**Machias Banshee** · 09-27-2002, 07:15 PM

Umm--er....nothing

*ahem* actually, see that lassie there on the table? thats...Nturtle. Well, his body exploded after i sang the lambchop song as an opera, and i picked up all the bits and put it into the lassie stuff and blended it, so he could become whole again, like NTC fan did...but i dont think its working...

Snow White · 09-27-2002, 11:55 PM

That was a ummm... interesting! opera you sang earlier, Machias. Fortunately I did not burst into flames, but all the windows in my house broke. I finally got that song out of my head, I amble back over here, and you all sing it again. Here, allow me to help you get it out of your head.

*takes a deep breath* It's a small world after all!!! It's a SMALL world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small, small, world! There is just one moon and one golden sun...ummm...and little dolls that wave and scare evryone!

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 06:39 AM

*bubeling and gurguling come from lassie* WHAT THE #@!&* WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I"M A THICK PASTE WITH MILK!!!!!!!

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 06:54 AM

I've always been partial to:

<cue kareoke machine/xylophone player>

~The sun is a mass of incandescent gas/ A gigantic nuclear furnace/ where hydrogen is built into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees.

YO-HO it's hot.
The sun is not,
A place where we could live
but here on earth there'd be no life with out the light it gives!~

ok. enough of that.
<unplugs the xylophone player. Bunny Clan wheels it away.

>

heh. oh, look at that! mmmmmm. Lassie...
<woof! woof!>

damn dog.
what's that you say girl? Nturtle has fallen into a blender?
<woof! woof!> Oh. I'm sorry. You say "world leaders are making decisions based on policies that fail to take into account the global ramifications of their actions"?

it's an easy translation error.

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 07:00 AM

(I love that sun song I heard it on the radio once!!!!!! whats it called? I really want to download it!!)

*gurgeling* FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GET ME BACK AS ONE TURTLE!!!!

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 07:03 AM

that's by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
and it's called, "Why does the sun shine?"
it's actually a cover of this freaky 1960s children's educational song from a science-teaching album
my friend has the original on a tape her parents made her from when she was a kid
it's pretty trippy stuff.

as for your mango problem...
if you add cornstarch, you'd thicken.

09-27-2002, 05:44 PM	#122
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	THAT DOES IT!!!!!! dimembered fragments led by mouth all chase Machias __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-27-2002, 05:47 PM	#125
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	eep... please don't squash me.... __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-27-2002, 05:49 PM	#127
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	meanwhile I'm a million tiny pieces.... __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-27-2002, 06:28 PM	#131
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	steps around all the chaos, casually munching on a mango Gee... This place has gone insane. shrugs, and takes a seat on the couch __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-27-2002, 06:36 PM	#134
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Uh... okay, dude. Hope you feel better, NTCF! eyes Machias suspiciously What're you up to?? __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-27-2002, 05:42 PM	#121
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	(hehehe...) What was that? I didnt hear you...Cat got your tongue? Oh wait no, its running off with your ear!

09-27-2002, 05:45 PM	#123
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	brings out giant steamroller You were saying...?

09-27-2002, 05:46 PM	#124
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Oh, don't mind me. I'll just lay here, half beaten to death, with small pieces of paper lying all around me. "And I thought we were getting along so nicely." - Leonardo, from "Leonardo vs. Tempestra"

09-27-2002, 05:47 PM	#126
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Sorry... splays claws at professors, scaring them away Here you go...this will give you lots of energy... gives NTCF a big glass of special mango lassie

09-27-2002, 05:51 PM	#128
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Drinks his glass of Mango lassie; muscles bulge, NTC Fan jumps up, and the theme music hits Ah guh guh guh guh guh guh! I'll save's ya, Olive Oil! Oh, wait. Wrong cartoon. "What a revolting development this is!" - Shredder, from "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"

09-27-2002, 05:58 PM	#129
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I got an idea... gathers up pieces of Nturtle and puts them into a pitcher. she adds mangoes, yoghurt, and a splash of milk and sets it up...on a blender! WHIIIIIIIRRRR pours the NTurtle lassie into a glass, and allows the magic to happen

09-27-2002, 06:02 PM	#130
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	NTC Fan runs into a dark corner and hopes not to be seen "You're puttin' it in backwoids!" "Big deal! So what could happen?" Rocksteady and Bebop, from "Cowabunga, Shredhead"

09-27-2002, 06:29 PM	#132
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	hmmm... taps the glass which contains Nturtle Lassie It should be working, just like it helped you get your strength back, NTCF...

09-27-2002, 06:33 PM	#133
Ninja Turtles Cartoon Fan Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 835	Assessing the mess and changing bandages, NTC Fan sits next to Azure on the couch Dude, I have no earthly idea what in the heck happened here. There were hopping mouths . . . and mango lassies . . . and irate college English professors . . . oh, it was a dark dark time. I'm heading back to the lair. Maybe Michaelangelo's got some pizza medicine I can rub on my boo-boos. NTC Fan limps off "Gee! I feel sorry for the little guy!" - Rocksteady, from "The Grybyx"

09-27-2002, 07:15 PM	#135
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Umm--er....nothing ahem actually, see that lassie there on the table? thats...Nturtle. Well, his body exploded after i sang the lambchop song as an opera, and i picked up all the bits and put it into the lassie stuff and blended it, so he could become whole again, like NTC fan did...but i dont think its working...

09-27-2002, 11:55 PM	#136
Snow White Foot Soldier Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 111	That was a ummm... interesting! opera you sang earlier, Machias. Fortunately I did not burst into flames, but all the windows in my house broke. I finally got that song out of my head, I amble back over here, and you all sing it again. Here, allow me to help you get it out of your head. takes a deep breath It's a small world after all!!! It's a SMALL world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small, small, world! There is just one moon and one golden sun...ummm...and little dolls that wave and scare evryone! __________________ Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

09-28-2002, 06:39 AM	#137
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	bubeling and gurguling come from lassie WHAT THE #@!&* WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I"M A THICK PASTE WITH MILK!!!!!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 06:54 AM	#138
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	from outta nowhere I've always been partial to: <cue kareoke machine/xylophone player> ~The sun is a mass of incandescent gas/ A gigantic nuclear furnace/ where hydrogen is built into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees. YO-HO it's hot. The sun is not, A place where we could live but here on earth there'd be no life with out the light it gives!~ ok. enough of that. <unplugs the xylophone player. Bunny Clan wheels it away. > heh. oh, look at that! mmmmmm. Lassie... <woof! woof!> damn dog. what's that you say girl? Nturtle has fallen into a blender? <woof! woof!> Oh. I'm sorry. You say "world leaders are making decisions based on policies that fail to take into account the global ramifications of their actions"? it's an easy translation error.

09-28-2002, 07:00 AM	#139
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(I love that sun song I heard it on the radio once!!!!!! whats it called? I really want to download it!!) gurgeling FOR CRYING OUT LOUD GET ME BACK AS ONE TURTLE!!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 07:03 AM	#140
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	that song that's by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS and it's called, "Why does the sun shine?" it's actually a cover of this freaky 1960s children's educational song from a science-teaching album my friend has the original on a tape her parents made her from when she was a kid it's pretty trippy stuff. as for your mango problem... if you add cornstarch, you'd thicken.