Benvenuto Quickies - Page 8

*Katie* · 12-12-2005, 07:20 PM

*shakes head* Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, RAPH! Picking on your bros like that. Betcha that stopped him from picking on you for a little while, Didn't it Ben!

Good stuff from one of my top three fav authors on this forum!

*XERO* · 12-12-2005, 07:23 PM

Wow... top 3? Really?

That's sweet of you to say.

*Katie* · 12-12-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Wow... top 3? Really?

That's sweet of you to say.

and VERY true

*XERO* · 12-12-2005, 07:37 PM

Thanks, Katie.

What's funny, I never really looked at myself as a writer.

Yet, I developed a way of words. It's weird.

I guess all the great ones are the ones who didn't choose their craft, heh.

*Katie* · 12-12-2005, 07:43 PM

You're a natural, bro.....

I would not have figured myself for a writer either.....but somehow i ended up being better at painting pictures with words than with brushes

*XERO* · 12-12-2005, 07:55 PM

Yeah. Well, I guess it helps I passed English class...

Stay tuned for more adventures with yours truly!

*Weapon X* · 12-12-2005, 08:23 PM

Man, I gotta catch up.

*XERO* · 12-12-2005, 08:28 PM

Heh. I'll wait.

*Weapon X* · 12-12-2005, 08:30 PM

No go ahead, when your ready, I have all the time I'll need.

*XERO* · 12-12-2005, 08:36 PM

Okay. You're missing out on some good stuff.

*Weapon X* · 12-12-2005, 08:57 PM

Ok, I'm all caught up

, great stuff both Ben and Mask.

Funny looking back at the first quickie and how small it was.

*zkarlette* · 12-12-2005, 10:13 PM

Thats so cool you guys and Mask I really liked your drawing

Star Wolf · 12-13-2005, 05:21 PM

I've read the first two, but intend to read further, but I like what I see so far.

*XERO* · 12-13-2005, 05:27 PM

Heh, didn't expect to see you here so soon.

Thanks for reading, and enjoy.

*Sewer Bull* · 12-14-2005, 12:48 AM

Hey Ben - you and Masked Ninja make a great coup... errr... artistic duo!

I'm looking forward to more.

*The Stryker* · 12-14-2005, 01:09 AM

I'm writing a new Ben quickie...not that anyone cares but whatever.

Its been said but Mask and Ben are working really well together...but they're missing something...hmm...Something...I dunno....

*XERO* · 12-14-2005, 10:32 AM

Thanks for the curiousity, Stryker.

I'm looking forward to it.

*Masked Ninja* · 12-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stryker

I'm writing a new Ben quickie...not that anyone cares but whatever.

Its been said but Mask and Ben are working really well together...but they're missing something...hmm...Something...I dunno....

*gasp!!*

Ben, I think I've found him...our missing half. Er, third, er... whatever.

*Katie* · 12-14-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stryker

I'm writing a new Ben quickie...not that anyone cares but whatever.

Its been said but Mask and Ben are working really well together...but they're missing something...hmm...Something...I dunno....

*gets big sparkly eyes*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! It's like, Merry Christmas, Katie!!!!

*The Stryker* · 12-14-2005, 10:56 PM

Stryker & Ben Quickie #2

Ben and Stryker stand in a freezer and look at eachother, Ben opens his mouth

“Heyyy....remember that one time we” “NO!”

THE END!

((Good quickie eh?))

Stryker finishes typing the quickie and leans back in his chair, Ben looks at the screen and raises an eyebrow. “So...thats it?” “Yup!...Alright I’m gonna go sleep for 20 hours....because my dream life rocks...Much harder than my real life I might add.”

“So...did you get that game done?” “You mean that game you told me to finish today? The game you only wanted to make because you saw Strongbad do it...the game that reminds me of the bitter regrets I face in keeping you around?!”

Stryker glares at Ben. “That game?!” “Well, did you finish it?” “YES I DID!” Stryker takes a NES game out of his pocket.

The game has a shoddy crayon picture of Ben on the cover with the caption “Ben’s Adventure” on it. “Oh Snap!....Why is it an NES game?” “Because no self-respecting american company would touch it?”

“Well american games suck anyway...hello! Sewer rats! Ha ha! I am topical and witty!” “Uh...right, Well I couldn’t really do much with fifty bucks so I had to outsource to a Hong Kong company called...Foda...I think they meant to call themselves Soda...but whatever I played the game and it sucks.”

Ben takes the game and pops it into the NES. “I’ll be the judge of that......Judging Amy!” “I hate you....”

The game starts and cheesy music plays as the camera pans over a generic grassy area. “Wow! This is boss already!” “Yeah...well I should tell you, there are no bosses in the game.”

“Oh well! Bosses are stupid anyway!” The game starts and a man runs in a black void as a large backstory fades onto the screen.

“Ben’s Girlfriend Mindy has been kidnaped by the evil Logox! Plepare to rescue!” Stryker crosses his arms and raises his eyebrow.

“Mindy? Who’s Mindy?” “She’s my girlfriend! Its always been like that forever! Sheesh.” “And who is Logox?!” “My mortal enemy! He’s been a jerk and I need to get back at him! Benvenuto 2: Bloodlines! Everyone knows that! This game is in millions of homes right now.”

“No it isn’t.” A small crappy looking sprite lands on a pillar and starts walking up and down collecting coins “So...you’re gonna defeat him by collecting coins?”

“YOU KNOW! IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GAME! YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH!” Stryker slowly backs away. “Alright then....Hey...Am I forgetting something?”

K-Mart

The turtles stand in line at K-mart looking awkward. “Man...we’ve been standing here for hours! This is the last time we send Ben to get the credit card!”

Mikey looks at the Game section. “Hey...Ben’s Adventure?”

12-12-2005, 07:20 PM	#141
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	shakes head Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, RAPH! Picking on your bros like that. Betcha that stopped him from picking on you for a little while, Didn't it Ben! Good stuff from one of my top three fav authors on this forum! __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

12-12-2005, 07:23 PM	#142
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Wow... top 3? Really? That's sweet of you to say. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-12-2005, 07:37 PM	#144
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Thanks, Katie. What's funny, I never really looked at myself as a writer. Yet, I developed a way of words. It's weird. I guess all the great ones are the ones who didn't choose their craft, heh. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-12-2005, 07:43 PM	#145
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	You're a natural, bro..... I would not have figured myself for a writer either.....but somehow i ended up being better at painting pictures with words than with brushes __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

12-12-2005, 07:55 PM	#146
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Yeah. Well, I guess it helps I passed English class... Stay tuned for more adventures with yours truly! __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-12-2005, 08:23 PM	#147
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Man, I gotta catch up.

12-12-2005, 08:28 PM	#148
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Heh. I'll wait. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-12-2005, 08:30 PM	#149
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	No go ahead, when your ready, I have all the time I'll need.

12-12-2005, 08:36 PM	#150
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Okay. You're missing out on some good stuff. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-12-2005, 08:57 PM	#151
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Ok, I'm all caught up , great stuff both Ben and Mask. Funny looking back at the first quickie and how small it was.

12-12-2005, 10:13 PM	#152
zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	Thats so cool you guys and Mask I really liked your drawing __________________ "If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time" E.W

12-13-2005, 05:21 PM	#153
Star Wolf Thug Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sargasso Zone Posts: 55	I've read the first two, but intend to read further, but I like what I see so far. __________________ Debut of Star Wolf - Planet Fortuna Fox McCloud: Jeez! Can anyone take care of it? Wolf O' Donnel: Can’t let you do that, Star Fox! Leon Powalski: Andross has ordered us to take you down. Pigma Dengar: Peppy, long time no see! Andrew Oikonny: Andross’s enemy is my enemy! Fox McCloud: Just who I wanted to see...Star Wolf... Nintendo 64 - Star Fox 64 (1997)

12-13-2005, 05:27 PM	#154
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Heh, didn't expect to see you here so soon. Thanks for reading, and enjoy. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!" Last edited by XERO; 12-14-2005 at 10:31 AM.

12-14-2005, 12:48 AM	#155
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Hey Ben - you and Masked Ninja make a great coup... errr... artistic duo! I'm looking forward to more. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

12-14-2005, 01:09 AM	#156
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	I'm writing a new Ben quickie...not that anyone cares but whatever. Its been said but Mask and Ben are working really well together...but they're missing something...hmm...Something...I dunno.... __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

12-14-2005, 10:32 AM	#157
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Thanks for the curiousity, Stryker. I'm looking forward to it. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

12-14-2005, 10:56 PM	#160
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	Stryker & Ben Quickie #2 Ben and Stryker stand in a freezer and look at eachother, Ben opens his mouth “Heyyy....remember that one time we” “NO!” THE END! ((Good quickie eh?)) Stryker finishes typing the quickie and leans back in his chair, Ben looks at the screen and raises an eyebrow. “So...thats it?” “Yup!...Alright I’m gonna go sleep for 20 hours....because my dream life rocks...Much harder than my real life I might add.” “So...did you get that game done?” “You mean that game you told me to finish today? The game you only wanted to make because you saw Strongbad do it...the game that reminds me of the bitter regrets I face in keeping you around?!” Stryker glares at Ben. “That game?!” “Well, did you finish it?” “YES I DID!” Stryker takes a NES game out of his pocket. The game has a shoddy crayon picture of Ben on the cover with the caption “Ben’s Adventure” on it. “Oh Snap!....Why is it an NES game?” “Because no self-respecting american company would touch it?” “Well american games suck anyway...hello! Sewer rats! Ha ha! I am topical and witty!” “Uh...right, Well I couldn’t really do much with fifty bucks so I had to outsource to a Hong Kong company called...Foda...I think they meant to call themselves Soda...but whatever I played the game and it sucks.” Ben takes the game and pops it into the NES. “I’ll be the judge of that......Judging Amy!” “I hate you....” The game starts and cheesy music plays as the camera pans over a generic grassy area. “Wow! This is boss already!” “Yeah...well I should tell you, there are no bosses in the game.” “Oh well! Bosses are stupid anyway!” The game starts and a man runs in a black void as a large backstory fades onto the screen. “Ben’s Girlfriend Mindy has been kidnaped by the evil Logox! Plepare to rescue!” Stryker crosses his arms and raises his eyebrow. “Mindy? Who’s Mindy?” “She’s my girlfriend! Its always been like that forever! Sheesh.” “And who is Logox?!” “My mortal enemy! He’s been a jerk and I need to get back at him! Benvenuto 2: Bloodlines! Everyone knows that! This game is in millions of homes right now.” “No it isn’t.” A small crappy looking sprite lands on a pillar and starts walking up and down collecting coins “So...you’re gonna defeat him by collecting coins?” “YOU KNOW! IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GAME! YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH!” Stryker slowly backs away. “Alright then....Hey...Am I forgetting something?” K-Mart The turtles stand in line at K-mart looking awkward. “Man...we’ve been standing here for hours! This is the last time we send Ben to get the credit card!” Mikey looks at the Game section. “Hey...Ben’s Adventure?” __________________ @~<3 Mom~@