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*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 07:05 AM

then we could pour you into a mold and put you in the freezer over night!

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 07:12 AM

But then I might break!!!!! there has to be another way...

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 07:15 AM

uhh... it's been a while since home ec, but I think we could add gelatin instead of cornstarch. Then you be like a Jell-O jiggler.

<NnnJell-OO Puddin' Pops!>

damn Bill Cosby.
Go AWAY! you're not helping....

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 07:27 AM

well... I suppose we could always just add mutagen. I'm not sure what it would do, but you wouldn't be a mango Lassie anymore.

mutagen fixes everything. it's like duct tape.

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 07:36 AM

(thanks for the song name, I just downloaded it!!

)
a mutant Lassie turtle, no way, not me!!!!!!

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 07:43 AM

ok.
Zen zere ist ony von solu-chon!
Ve must to use da Krazy German Scientizdt accent undst attach elec-tdrodes!

yah? YAH!
Ve vill schtimulaydt zee redjenarateeve schentersh in da brrayn.

<approaches with alligator clips> Zis vill not hurt me at aul.

*kyabetsu* · 09-28-2002, 08:17 AM

<playing with the clips.>
zparkk. zparkk. zparkk. veeee!

uhm. Zo you readee for zee treedmint?
<turns up voltage and blows out the ancient wiring in her apparment.>

KKRRRAPP! Ve are experiensink tech-nickcaul diffeekulties.

<dissappears into basement>
Well, the alternator's dead and there's a crack in the block the size of the San Andreas.

sigh. I have to go fix my toy. bye for now. Next time I come back, I'll bring you a clean glass.

**azure turtle** · 09-28-2002, 10:38 AM

*pokes the slushy Nturtle with a stick*
Aw... Poor guy. You need to get yourself together, man!

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 11:44 AM

talk about it.... I don't even know where or what I am anymore...

**azure turtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:28 PM

So uh... I guess you'd rather be shaken, not stirred?

*thinks carefully*
Maybe I can create a special mango potion for you. I'll return... Don't go anywhere!

*rushes off*

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:47 PM

"don't go anywhere".... you try going anywhere like this *mumble*

**azure turtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:49 PM

*comes rushing back in*
Mwahaha! I've done it! This potion should make you better in no time. It's got a pinch of mango, a hint of magic mushroom, and a dab of chocolate. Oh, with some special sprinkles on top. This should do the trick!
*pours the potion on Nturtle and waits to see the results*

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:53 PM

AAAH!!!!!!!! *concoction mixed with Nturtle paste shakes until there is a loud poof sound and smoke*

**azure turtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:55 PM

*coughs and chokes*
Argh!!! Well... did it work??
*tries to see through all the smoke*

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 01:57 PM

*smoke clears up and Nturtle has turned into a Mango flavored mushroom with chocolate sprinkles on top* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!

SeaThreePeeO · 09-28-2002, 02:17 PM

*Rushes in with a tray of ice cubes*

Riiiiiiggggghtttttt! So who's up for the mango lassie party?

Awww nuts!

*throws away the tray of ice cudes and whips out a frying pan*

So who's up for a mushroom omelette?

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 02:39 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**azure turtle** · 09-28-2002, 05:26 PM

Wait Nun, that mushroom is Nturtle! We can't eat him! We've gotta help him change back to his normal form.
*looks at Mushroom Nturtle*
Ya gotta admit... It's better than being a bowl of mush.

*sighs*
Back to the drawing board, I suppose...

**Nturtle** · 09-28-2002, 05:42 PM

I guess its better then being mush, now I at least have a more solid format

there has gotta be a way to fix this...

**Machias Banshee** · 09-28-2002, 05:51 PM

I got it!

*SHe grabs the Nturtle mushroom, and pulverizes him in the blender once more. Next, she pours jello mix and hot water into the Nturtle mush, mixes and pours him into a large flat pan. She sticks him into the fridge...*

*several hours later...*

He should be done now...

*pulls out the giant sheet of Green Nturtle jello, and gets a BIG Ninja Turtle jello cutout. She pushes it into the jello, and lifts it, popping out Nturtle into his normal shape again.*

You'll feel a bit wobbly at first, but you'll get used to it...

((there...

))

09-28-2002, 07:12 AM	#142
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	But then I might break!!!!! there has to be another way... __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 07:36 AM	#145
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(thanks for the song name, I just downloaded it!! ) a mutant Lassie turtle, no way, not me!!!!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 10:38 AM	#148
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	pokes the slushy Nturtle with a stick Aw... Poor guy. You need to get yourself together, man! __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-28-2002, 11:44 AM	#149
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	talk about it.... I don't even know where or what I am anymore... __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 01:28 PM	#150
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	So uh... I guess you'd rather be shaken, not stirred? thinks carefully Maybe I can create a special mango potion for you. I'll return... Don't go anywhere! rushes off __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-28-2002, 07:05 AM	#141
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	then we could pour you into a mold and put you in the freezer over night!

09-28-2002, 07:15 AM	#143
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	uhh... it's been a while since home ec, but I think we could add gelatin instead of cornstarch. Then you be like a Jell-O jiggler. <NnnJell-OO Puddin' Pops!> damn Bill Cosby. Go AWAY! you're not helping....

09-28-2002, 07:27 AM	#144
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	well... I suppose we could always just add mutagen. I'm not sure what it would do, but you wouldn't be a mango Lassie anymore. mutagen fixes everything. it's like duct tape.

09-28-2002, 07:43 AM	#146
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	ok. Zen zere ist ony von solu-chon! Ve must to use da Krazy German Scientizdt accent undst attach elec-tdrodes! yah? YAH! Ve vill schtimulaydt zee redjenarateeve schentersh in da brrayn. <approaches with alligator clips> Zis vill not hurt me at aul.

09-28-2002, 08:17 AM	#147
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	<playing with the clips.> zparkk. zparkk. zparkk. veeee! uhm. Zo you readee for zee treedmint? <turns up voltage and blows out the ancient wiring in her apparment.> KKRRRAPP! Ve are experiensink tech-nickcaul diffeekulties. <dissappears into basement> Well, the alternator's dead and there's a crack in the block the size of the San Andreas. sigh. I have to go fix my toy. bye for now. Next time I come back, I'll bring you a clean glass.

09-28-2002, 01:47 PM	#151
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	"don't go anywhere".... you try going anywhere like this mumble __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 01:49 PM	#152
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	comes rushing back in Mwahaha! I've done it! This potion should make you better in no time. It's got a pinch of mango, a hint of magic mushroom, and a dab of chocolate. Oh, with some special sprinkles on top. This should do the trick! pours the potion on Nturtle and waits to see the results __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-28-2002, 01:53 PM	#153
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	AAAH!!!!!!!! concoction mixed with Nturtle paste shakes until there is a loud poof sound and smoke __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 01:55 PM	#154
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	coughs and chokes Argh!!! Well... did it work?? tries to see through all the smoke __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-28-2002, 01:57 PM	#155
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	smoke clears up and Nturtle has turned into a Mango flavored mushroom with chocolate sprinkles on top WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 02:17 PM	#156
SeaThreePeeO Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 1,345	Rushes in with a tray of ice cubes Riiiiiiggggghtttttt! So who's up for the mango lassie party? Awww nuts! throws away the tray of ice cudes and whips out a frying pan So who's up for a mushroom omelette? __________________ Zombies, once you get past the stench of rotting flesh and their unhealthy obsession with brains, they're really nice people.

09-28-2002, 02:39 PM	#157
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 05:26 PM	#158
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Wait Nun, that mushroom is Nturtle! We can't eat him! We've gotta help him change back to his normal form. looks at Mushroom Nturtle Ya gotta admit... It's better than being a bowl of mush. sighs Back to the drawing board, I suppose... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

09-28-2002, 05:42 PM	#159
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	I guess its better then being mush, now I at least have a more solid format there has gotta be a way to fix this... __________________ Fil rules. If Fil takes your 5 bucks then you should be eternally grateful that Fil would even borrow your money. Fil.

09-28-2002, 05:51 PM	#160
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I got it! SHe grabs the Nturtle mushroom, and pulverizes him in the blender once more. Next, she pours jello mix and hot water into the Nturtle mush, mixes and pours him into a large flat pan. She sticks him into the fridge... several hours later... He should be done now... pulls out the giant sheet of Green Nturtle jello, and gets a BIG Ninja Turtle jello cutout. She pushes it into the jello, and lifts it, popping out Nturtle into his normal shape again. You'll feel a bit wobbly at first, but you'll get used to it... ((there... ))