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Old 08-18-2021, 11:01 AM   #21
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Yeah, and I've weighed in on this in other threads. While women seem able to "grow out" of lesbian stuff or at least compartmentalize it into light bisexual stuff (or like they'll say stuff like "I'm in a relationship with a man right now, but I'm still attracted to women" but you fast forward even 10-15 years, they never actually ended up dating any chicks), 9 times out of 10 for dudes once they go gay, it is a vortex of ass from which there is no return.

I honestly haven't ever heard of even 1 guy who ever went gay and then straight again. Never. I've heard of guys that went bi that went 100% gay later on, but that's about it.
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Old 08-18-2021, 12:48 PM   #22
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I think it's also because women can be attracted to other women even in a platonic sense, like you always see women say that other women are beautiful, attractive or pretty, and of course women get together to get their nails done, shop for clothing together, style their hair together at the hair salon...so they're with other women constantly doing things to make themselves look more attractive.

Men tend to not do that stuff. So for a man to *want* to sleep with another man or start finding men attractive, it's more likely they realize they're gay. They were just with women before because they assumed they had to be straight or that's what society told them to do, but then they got older and realized they liked men.

Also ALL women experiment with other women, if given the chance. If you tell two straight guys to kiss each other even as a prank/joke, a lot would refuse. But two women? They'll kiss each other no problem.
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Old 08-18-2021, 01:05 PM   #23
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One of my wife's friends on FB is apparently bisexual; he apparently prefers guys but still has sex with women often. So there's one.

Although that's an "internet person" and I generally only count people I know and/or have interacted with in Real Life when it comes to anecdotal evidence. BUT, it's an example, so there ya go.
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Old 08-18-2021, 02:41 PM   #24
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attracted...in a platonic sense
Cubed, hun, everyone can. That's called friendship.

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Old 08-18-2021, 02:48 PM   #25
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Two minutes of being serious about retarded queer crap:

"Pansexual" is a meaningless term
the real reason? People got used to bi-sexual, so it was no longer abnormal and people couldn't feel 'special' anymore. so, enter pan sexuality, or whatever lando is supposed to be in solo..
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Old 08-18-2021, 10:48 PM   #26
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Proper term for this is bestiality...
Idk, the Turtles and other such fantasy fictional characters are kind of a gray area. The Turtles are technically green humans with shells. I'd only call it bestiality if April actually wanted to molest regular pet shop turtles.
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Old 08-19-2021, 07:17 AM   #27
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The Turtles don’t have a penis anyway, people mistake their tails in the Mirage comics for it and that’s why they axed them in all other media. It’s impossible for April and one of the Turtles to have sex. It doesn’t work that way.
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Old 08-19-2021, 07:43 AM   #28
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The Turtles don’t have a penis anyway, people mistake their tails in the Mirage comics for it and that’s why they axed them in all other media. It’s impossible for April and one of the Turtles to have sex. It doesn’t work that way.
The fvck? Of course they have em. They're just not drawn cuz its a fvcking comic book & cartoons...

And yeah, its bestiality. They're animals mutated into humanoid form. She is human... in most versions.
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Oh they'd have 'em alright... but reptiles are just modestly convenient for family friendly media.


edit: If the TMNT wouldn't because they aren't drawn, then sorry April fans, but the same would apply because pants.
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Old 08-19-2021, 09:29 AM   #30
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They don’t have them because they’re Turtles, this isn’t the furry section of deviantart and tumblr. Fanart isn’t canon.
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Dear, dear Cubed... biology is as canon as you can get.
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Old 08-19-2021, 09:47 AM   #32
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I’ve never seen a Turtle penis in real life and have no intention of ever looking it up.
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Old 08-19-2021, 09:59 AM   #33
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Don't worry, that's the sort of unseeable thing the internet forces on a person when the time is right.

The sort of thing people quickly try to scroll past, jump to the next page, hit the back button hard enough they end up five pages in their browser history's past... but it's too late, you can not reclaim the innocence you once had before seeing it.

Few go hunting for it. For most the internet simply says "it's time."







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Old 08-19-2021, 11:59 AM   #34
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Congratulations. I know that coming out is a difficult process.
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Congratulations. I know that coming out is a difficult process.
Who are you congratulating, exactly?
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Honestly wouldn't count Donnie boning April as beastiality. He's about as human as she is. Ironically, Raph boning Mona Lisa or Alopex would also be beastiality since Raph is neither a fox or a space salamander, but no one seems to care cause 'theyre both freaks, let the freaks ****'. That an almost racist xenophobic way of looking at things if all of these fictional characters actually existed.

People that can't tell the difference between a talking humanoid turtle and normal pet shop turtle are a certain kind of something. It's like the same people that would bone Lola Bunny would not also want to **** real rabbits. At least not all of them.
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Er...there is still a major difference between humans and humanoid animals.

Even if for all intents and purpose Turtles have more common with humans than with turtles, they still are humanoid turtles, i.e. not humans. Which is a breaking point for majority of people, since most people are attracted and want to have sex with only with their own species. Which is perfectly normal, I must add.

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Ironically, Raph boning Mona Lisa or Alopex would also be beastiality since Raph is neither a fox or a space salamander, but no one seems to care cause 'theyre both freaks, let the freaks ****'. That an almost racist xenophobic way of looking at things if all of these fictional characters actually existed.
It is neither "racist" or "xenophobic" to look at things this way: mutants are not a race and there is a difference between being wary of people from different cultures and creatures, who are not humans. And some of them don't even have the same organs as humans.

If mutants want to bone each other, even if its kind of fruitless, fine by me. If they want to bone humans - only with human consent, but they should no be surprised that some people might find it icky.

Also, consider than in real world those mutants won't look so cuddly or humanized-pretty as in comic books.

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Old 08-19-2021, 03:32 PM   #38
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Only on the Technodrome forums could a thread like this be made, let alone last several pages.....

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Actually yeah, who are you congratulating exactly?
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I think she is projecting.
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It's like the same people that would bone Lola Bunny would not also want to **** real rabbits. At least not all of them.
For one thing, real rabbits can't dunk a basketball, or rock a crop top and booty shorts. At least not very well.
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