Afterlife Question

*sdp* · 05-16-2021, 04:09 PM

The afterlife, as we now know, involves the skeletons of our bodies. Lacking the mortal flesh, we shall be conscripted into the eternal skeleton war once we pass on.

The question I want to ask is: what class of skeleton do you think you will become?

There are three major groups - the skeleton warrior, the magus skeleton, and the hulking defender.

Out of the extremely varied subclasses of skeleton, which class do you think you will become?

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 04:25 PM

I really hope it's like one'a the ones in "Jason and the Argonauts". That sh*t was awesome.

Sign me up for "Sword and Shield Skeleton Guy". I already have a bunch'a that stuff. Like I have a He-Man Power Sword, a "Sword of Omens" AND a Master Sword. I'm gonna be like the Super King Big-Nuts of Sword-and-Shield Skeleton Guys.

Y'all better hope I never die, cuz when I do I'mma be runnin' sh*t up in this bitch.

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 05-16-2021, 05:01 PM

I don't understand this thread. Please explain.

*IndigoErth* · 05-16-2021, 05:16 PM

Uhhhh... yeah, you sort of lost me there, too.

Don't think any of those really fit me, you got any stealthy rogue-like skeleton class options for me? lol

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 05:20 PM

You'd be a mage. Your primary attacks would involve ensnaring people with that ridiculous(ly awesome) Rapunzel hair you have, which would now be enchanted.

This isn't that hard, you guys!

*IndigoErth* · 05-16-2021, 05:27 PM

I dunno, never really gravitated to the magic sort. What if I just used the hair to strangle victims in sneak attacks.

edit: Then again, if I'm a skeleton, this is assuming the hair would somehow even still be attached. But I could just braid it into a rope to keep in my arsenal.

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 05:30 PM

I don't see "Ninja Skeleton" as one of the available choices but I don't see why we can't go off-script and make it one.

Although I still like the scenario I came up with better.

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

edit: Then again, if I'm a skeleton, this is assuming the hair would somehow even still be attached.

Someone never played Uninvited on the NES.

*IndigoErth* · 05-16-2021, 05:38 PM

lol But... isn't there a risk of it coming off? Sounds like a liability.

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 05:43 PM

It's Enchanted!!! Jesus!

You're a meatless skeleton walking around without any muscles to guide you, you shouldn't by rights even have motor skills at all, and you're worried about why you still have hair on your head and how it stays there.

Next you're gonna be asking me how Skeletor talks when he clearly has no tongue, or how he sees when he clearly has no eyeballs.

"F*ckin' magnets, how do THEY work?!"

Miracles, god dammit! Stop making simple sh*t complicated!!!

*frank_one* · 05-16-2021, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sdp

The afterlife, as we now know

Maaan, I'm SO behind with the news!

*IndigoErth* · 05-16-2021, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Next you're gonna be asking me how Skeletor talks when he clearly has no tongue, or how he sees when he clearly has no eyeballs.

Well if you're going to bring that up now we need an explanation.

If your skeleton has no muscles how are you gonna hold up that He-Man sword?

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Well if you're going to bring that up now we need an explanation.

If your skeleton has no muscles how are you gonna hold up that He-Man sword?

Ohhhh myyyyyy goooooodddddd. MAGIC, dammit! That's implicit to the entire scenario!

I just got like six new gray hairs on account of the lack of imaginative fourth-dimensional thinking in this thread.

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Originally Posted by frank_one

Maaan, I'm SO behind with the news!

"The Frighteners" was a documentary, sir, and the events happen in real time.

*IndigoErth* · 05-16-2021, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656

Ohhhh myyyyyy goooooodddddd. MAGIC, dammit! That's implicit to the entire scenario!

But "Sword and Shield Skeleton Guy[s]" don't have magic?? You just have heavy weaponry that will make your skeleton arms fall out of the shoulder sockets.

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I just got like six new gray hairs on account of the lack of imaginative fourth-dimensional thinking in this thread

How do you know what wasn't the mission of it?

After this past week, I don't think I'm back up to handling even three-dimensional thinking yet...

*Leo656* · 05-16-2021, 06:12 PM

Both ICP and Angels & Airwaves have repeatedly assured me that Everything's Magic, and I highly doubt they'd lie to me. Everyone knows that they speak directly for the Lord.

If you wanna remain my favorite you're gonna straighten up and fly right, sister.

When Shaggy 2 Dope asks "Do you notice and recognize Miracles?", the only acceptable answer is "Yes."

*CyberCubed* · 05-16-2021, 07:13 PM

I knew I recognized this topic from somewhere today:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the...coming.426581/

*Andrew NDB* · 05-16-2021, 07:49 PM

I wanna be a Liche.

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 05-18-2021, 07:38 AM

Sign me up as lich-girl. I've already got the know-how in the spell department.

05-16-2021, 04:09 PM	#1
sdp Megan Fox = April Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tokio, Italy Posts: 9,998	Afterlife Question The afterlife, as we now know, involves the skeletons of our bodies. Lacking the mortal flesh, we shall be conscripted into the eternal skeleton war once we pass on. The question I want to ask is: what class of skeleton do you think you will become? There are three major groups - the skeleton warrior, the magus skeleton, and the hulking defender. Out of the extremely varied subclasses of skeleton, which class do you think you will become? Last edited by sdp; 05-16-2021 at 04:18 PM.

05-16-2021, 04:25 PM	#2
Leo656 The Franchise Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,696	I really hope it's like one'a the ones in "Jason and the Argonauts". That sht was awesome. Sign me up for "Sword and Shield Skeleton Guy". I already have a bunch'a that stuff. Like I have a He-Man Power Sword, a "Sword of Omens" AND a Master Sword. I'm gonna be like the Super King Big-Nuts of Sword-and-Shield Skeleton Guys. Y'all better hope I never die, cuz when I do I'mma be runnin' sht up in this bitch. __________________ "I left some words quite far from here to be a short reminder... I laid them out in stone, in case they need to last forever..." "But hey... I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know." nWo Tech: The Official Thread Poison of the Technodrome Forums https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr...awnHgDz1ceDcfA https://theroxxshow.blogspot.com/

05-16-2021, 05:20 PM	#5
Leo656 The Franchise Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,696	You'd be a mage. Your primary attacks would involve ensnaring people with that ridiculous(ly awesome) Rapunzel hair you have, which would now be enchanted. This isn't that hard, you guys! __________________ "I left some words quite far from here to be a short reminder... I laid them out in stone, in case they need to last forever..." "But hey... I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know." nWo Tech: The Official Thread Poison of the Technodrome Forums https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr...awnHgDz1ceDcfA https://theroxxshow.blogspot.com/

05-16-2021, 05:43 PM	#9
Leo656 The Franchise Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,696	*It's Enchanted!!!* Jesus! You're a meatless skeleton walking around without any muscles to guide you, you shouldn't by rights even have motor skills at all, and you're worried about why you still have hair on your head and how it stays there. Next you're gonna be asking me how Skeletor talks when he clearly has no tongue, or how he sees when he clearly has no eyeballs. "Fckin' magnets, how do THEY work?!" Miracles, god dammit! Stop making simple sht complicated!!! __________________ "I left some words quite far from here to be a short reminder... I laid them out in stone, in case they need to last forever..." "But hey... I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know." nWo Tech: The Official Thread Poison of the Technodrome Forums https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr...awnHgDz1ceDcfA https://theroxxshow.blogspot.com/

05-16-2021, 06:12 PM	#14
Leo656 The Franchise Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,696	Both ICP and Angels & Airwaves have repeatedly assured me that Everything's Magic, and I highly doubt they'd lie to me. Everyone knows that they speak directly for the Lord. If you wanna remain my favorite you're gonna straighten up and fly right, sister. When Shaggy 2 Dope asks "Do you notice and recognize Miracles?", the only acceptable answer is "Yes." __________________ "I left some words quite far from here to be a short reminder... I laid them out in stone, in case they need to last forever..." "But hey... I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know." nWo Tech: The Official Thread Poison of the Technodrome Forums https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr...awnHgDz1ceDcfA https://theroxxshow.blogspot.com/

05-16-2021, 05:01 PM	#3
FredWolfLeonardo Big Blue Boy Scout Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: New Bark Town Posts: 4,474	I don't understand this thread. Please explain.

05-16-2021, 05:16 PM	#4
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,234	Uhhhh... yeah, you sort of lost me there, too. Don't think any of those really fit me, you got any stealthy rogue-like skeleton class options for me? lol

05-16-2021, 05:27 PM	#6
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,234	I dunno, never really gravitated to the magic sort. What if I just used the hair to strangle victims in sneak attacks. edit: Then again, if I'm a skeleton, this is assuming the hair would somehow even still be attached. But I could just braid it into a rope to keep in my arsenal.

05-16-2021, 05:38 PM	#8
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,234	lol But... isn't there a risk of it coming off? Sounds like a liability.

05-16-2021, 07:13 PM	#15
CyberCubed Overlord Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 41,031	I knew I recognized this topic from somewhere today: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the...coming.426581/

05-16-2021, 07:49 PM	#16
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05-18-2021, 07:38 AM	#17
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