Saban The Next Mutation resurrection

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by pferreira

Yes dark, edgy, totally serious, humourless, boring...

Anyone who doesn't like Netflix's Daredevil must be sacrificed live under a blood moon to Ch'thulu to make penance for his questionable taste.

Quiver in mortal dread before the tentacled monstrosity.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Anyone who doesn't like Netflix's Daredevil must be sacrificed live under a blood moon to Ch'thulu to make penance for his questionable taste.

Quiver in mortal dread before the tentacled monstrosity.

A couple question here:

1. Where do I find tickets to this event?
2. How much do they cost?
3. Can I bring my own refreshments or is that against policy?

[Andrew NDB]

Originally Posted by Sabacooza

I'll tell you what's boring. Having Fred Wolf inspired **** shoved down our throats in just about every current incarnation now is boring.

This. Very much this.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by neatoman

A couple question here:

1. Where do I find tickets to this event?
2. How much do they cost?
3. Can I bring my own refreshments or is that against policy?

• Chant "Tentacled Mary" three times in front of a mirror at midnight with the lights off, and Its Nefarious Emissary will appear and she will provide you with tickets.
  
• The soul of one human; it does not have to be your own, and you are encouraged to name your enemies' souls without their knowledge at this time. Win-win.
  
• If you bring your own refreshments, you need enough to share. C'thulu does not approve of one mortal hoarding all the Cheetos. Sharing is caring.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

• Chant "Tentacled Mary" three times in front of a mirror at midnight with the lights off, and Its Nefarious Emissary will appear and she will provide you with tickets.
  
• The soul of one human; it does not have to be your own, and you are encouraged to name your enemies' souls without their knowledge at this time. Win-win.
  
• If you bring your own refreshments, you need enough to share. C'thulu does not approve of one mortal hoarding all the Cheetos. Sharing is caring.

Do souls of different people hold different value, if so, how do I know? For example, is the soul of a leader more valuable since it comes with more influence over the masses or is there a less tangible quality that determines the value? Let's say I bring in a soul that is worth more than a normal human soul, do I get a bunch of mouse souls as change?

[CyberCubed]

Originally Posted by Sabacooza

I'll tell you what's boring. Having Fred Wolf inspired **** shoved down our throats in just about every current incarnation now is boring.

Outside the pandering of the second Bay movie, I don't think that's ever happened.

Neither Nick nor IDW focus on Fred Wolf characters more than any other characters or their original/new characters.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by neatoman

Do souls of different people hold different value, if so, how do I know? For example, is the soul of a leader more valuable since it comes with more influence over the masses or is there a less tangible quality that determines the value? Let's say I bring in a soul that is worth more than a normal human soul, do I get a bunch of mouse souls as change?

It gets complicated pretty quickly. For instance, it takes twenty internet troll souls to match one well-adjusted human being soul. BUT, the level of hatred one levies against a soul, no matter its default value, can greatly increase its value.

So say I sacrifice CyberCubed. I'd have to throw in Mew, Etsy, Goku, C42, and a bunch of other trolls to make bank.

But if TotheNines sacrificed CyberCubed, that dude would get Taylor Swift's soul in change because of how badly he hated Cubed.

[DestronMirage22]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Anyone who doesn't like Netflix's Daredevil must be sacrificed live under a blood moon to Ch'thulu to make penance for his questionable taste.

Quiver in mortal dread before the tentacled monstrosity.

I'll be in attendance. You can find me sitting in the corner summoning the almighty Shuma Gorath to wreck everyone's sh*t.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

It gets complicated pretty quickly. For instance, it takes twenty internet troll souls to match one well-adjusted human being soul. BUT, the level of hatred one levies against a soul, no matter its default value, can greatly increase its value.

So say I sacrifice CyberCubed. I'd have to throw in Mew, Etsy, Goku, C42, and a bunch of other trolls to make bank.

But if TotheNines sacrificed CyberCubed, that dude would get Taylor Swift's soul in change because of how badly he hated Cubed.

Alright then, this of course brings us back to pferreira, what would his worth be? He's the one you said should be sacrificed in the first place.

Originally Posted by DestronMirage22

I'll be in attendance. You can find me sitting in the corner summoning the almighty Shuma Gorath to wreck everyone's sh*t.

Are ticket prices for Shuma Gorath's sacrices different from Cthulhu's?

[DestronMirage22]

Originally Posted by neatoman

Are ticket prices for Shuma Gorath's sacrices different from Cthulhu's?

Yes. They are 20 human souls or 10 forum member souls apiece.

[Xav]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

It's the same style and tone.

I never saw TNM when it was new, only watched it two or three years ago when it was available on demand via my cable. I had no idea who made it and I've never watched Power Rangers, my only familiarity with that one is through the commercials and yet with that alone I quickly picked up on it that TNM had to be made by the same people. So I would not agree they have nothing in common; it felt similar enough to be obvious who was behind it. They tried to give TMNT the same hokey style, sound effects, etc and it doesn't work for them.

Not really. I mean Power Rangers can be goofy at times, but it was never a non-stop Looney Toons cartoon like Next Mutation was.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by DestronMirage22

I'll be in attendance. You can find me sitting in the corner summoning the almighty Shuma Gorath to wreck everyone's sh*t.

You fvcking party crasher.

Originally Posted by neatoman

Alright then, this of course brings us back to pferreira, what would his worth be? He's the one you said should be sacrificed in the first place.

Well, I don't hate him; I'm apathetic. So if I were to use his name as soul barter, I'd have to throw in a few other banned 'Drome members to even it out.

So... hmmm... mental calculations...

1 Pferreria = 0.00001 Taylor Swift?

Originally Posted by DestronMirage22

Yes. They are 20 human souls or 10 forum member souls apiece.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZuoFMAuj0IQ/hqdefault.jpg

But what of the individual worth of the forum member? We can't all be judged alike. What's the black market value on CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy's soul? How many CyberCubeds am I worth?

[Candy Kappa]

Now I'm torn about discussing TNM or Lovecraft...

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Now I'm torn about discussing TNM or Lovecraft...

Both, Candy. This is America. WE CAN HAVE BOTH.

[DestronMirage22]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

But what of the individual worth of the forum member? We can't all be judged alike. What's the black market value on CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy's soul? How many CyberCubeds am I worth?

In the eye of Shuma Gorath all are equally worthless.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy

Well, I don't hate him; I'm apathetic. So if I were to use his name as soul barter, I'd have to throw in a few other banned 'Drome members to even it out.

So... hmmm... mental calculations...

1 Pferreria = 0.00001 Taylor Swift?

So I'm assuming the great old one holds these ticket sales for additional profit, because that sounds like an insanely great deal for him. Just one person in attendance and it's worth it.

[CylonsKlingonsDaleksOhMy]

Originally Posted by neatoman

So I'm assuming the great old one holds these ticket sales for additional profit, because that sounds like an insanely great deal for him. Just one person in attendance and it's worth it.

It's really not about the profit for the Old Ones... it's more about eradicating all human life and trapping them in eternal torment. That's why the rules are so flexible; it entraps people like you and me who willingly sacrifice our lessers for our own material gain, except we're blind to (or ignore) the fact that with each soulful transaction, our mortal realm becomes more vulnerable to consumption.

[Powder]

Another thread ruined.

[ProactiveMan]

Originally Posted by Candy Kappa

Everyone knows that Daredevil could have been Super duper MEGA Critically acclaimed if they only had added cartoony Sproing and Ding-dong sound effects.

Most shows could be improved that way. Imagine how much better SVU would be if Ice-T yelled “badda boom!” every time he shot a sex offender.

All this talk has made me want to watch TNM.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by Powder

Another thread ruined.

It's a thread about reviving Next Mutation, did you really think it was going to be taken seriously? Maybe changing the subject to the exchange rate of human souls was kind of weird, but it's a hell of a lot more fun to take about.