If you were President, what would your policies be?

[BartAllen]

10 percent tax on household income
No sales tax or property tax

No open borders. We would still have a well regulated immigration system based on merit and intelligence. If we import all the stupid people eventually that is what our country will be left with.

Citizenship for immigrants will always be provisional based on their criminal activity. If they commit a felony their citizenship is revoked after they spend the appropriate amount of time in prison for the crime they commited. They will be deported after their incarceration.

Repeal the law of citizenry of land. Just because you're born on this land you shouldn't be a citizen. One of your parents has to be a citizen already for a child born here to be a citizen.

Freedom of religion. If someone doesn't want to bake a cake take your business elsewhere. Write a bad review and move on.
Freedom of speech. There is no such thing as hate speech.

Of course limited federal government. Taxes should be used for military and infrastructure alone.
No foreign aid.
Privatize healthcare. No government subsidies

[Andrew NDB]

Anybody else?

[FredWolfLeonardo]

Huh, I commented in this thread before but never actually outlined my policies so here goes with some off the top of my head:

1. Ban contraceptives and Create incentives for married couples to have lots of children, hereby creating a more racially and culturally homogenous population that has more young people and is not reliant on immigration to sustain itself.
2. Criminalise homosexual behaviour and all related LGBTQ ideologies.
3. Criminalise Abortion, Adultery and pornography.
4. Re-instate the Death Penalty for many crimes that aren't punished seriously enough or not punished at all.
5. Make military service compulsary for all fit men, and make use of state programmes to increase their overall fitness.
6. Cut all ties with Israel, and recognize the state of Palestine.
7. No more seperation of the Church and State, God is the ultimate lawgiver and his laws should absolutely reign supreme.
8. Purge the degenerate opposition.

[Leo656]

You can't possibly be real.

[FredWolfLeonardo]

Originally Posted by Leo656

You can't possibly be real.

[Leo656]

Silly Dashie.

I wasn't here when this thread was originally active. Gotta say I'm shocked how many people hate gay people, on account of "gay people" includes Lesbians. And I don't know where I'd be without lesbians. That's like 60% of the porn I consume.

Some people say that stuff's fake, or at least exaggerated. Could be. But no sh*t, I seen one chick play another chick like a goddamn kazoo and I SWEAR that you'd have to be dead from the waist-down not to be making SOME kinda noise off'a that sh*t. So I kinda don't think she was faking it.

And I just don't wanna live in a world where sh*t like that is against the law.

[Andrew NDB]

Lay out your policies, President Leo656.

[Leo656]

Oh, Jesus, I'm more of a "Rule With An Iron Fist" kinda guy.

Or at the absolute LEAST, a "Big Boss circa MGS: Peace Walker" kinda guy. Y'know, the "I have to take over the world in order to save it from itself" type. He was Right, you know. Maybe very, very slightly heavy-handed, but... he had the right idea.

So, pretty much put me down for All Of What He Did, up to and including having a brainwashed body double take the heat for everything I ever f*cked up. I'm *pretty* sure everything worked out for the best in that universe.

..........Eventually.

[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Oh, Jesus, I'm more of a "Rule With An Iron Fist" kinda guy.

Promoter of the year

[Jephael]

If I were president, my policy would simply be "Just do whatever you want with your lives, as long as you're not hurting other people!" Of course this sentiment is easier said than done.

[IndigoErth]

Originally Posted by FredWolfLeonardo

Huh, I commented in this thread before but never actually outlined my policies so here goes with some off the top of my head:

Thus was published the 'Betty Crocker' of recipes for modern civil war.

[1987]

my first policy would be to abolish BLM. they are straight up terrorists. sure, i agree black, and any color lives do matter, but so do police officers lives, and most of the black guys they shoot are thugs, criminals etc. that were out looking for trouble, i don’t think cops should take any chances. the BLM group itself is just a cover up fundraiser for democrats, manipulating blacks to vote for them. the marxist BLM founder is now a multi-millionaire with multiple million dollar homes, but what has she really done to help the black community? with all these protests and riots, alot of police officers may feel like stepping down after the riots, getting defunded etc, then what? BLM social workers run the country? i feel like that is their endgame. and this all ties in with the covid bs, they are like brownshirts going to restaurants harassing innocent people outdoor dining, probably trying to intimidate people into not leaving their home, to help lockdown obedience. i hate communists.

in all seriousness, we need to ABOLISH BLM NOW, before they burn down the whole country. if i were president i would declare BLM as a domestic terrorist organization, cause that’s what they are. they hate America

[The Deadman]

Free tacos for ERRBODY.

[mrmaczaps]

Originally Posted by FredWolfLeonardo

Huh, I commented in this thread before but never actually outlined my policies so here goes with some off the top of my head:

1. Ban contraceptives and Create incentives for married couples to have lots of children, hereby creating a more racially and culturally homogenous population that has more young people and is not reliant on immigration to sustain itself.
2. Criminalise homosexual behaviour and all related LGBTQ ideologies.
3. Criminalise Abortion, Adultery and pornography.
4. Re-instate the Death Penalty for many crimes that aren't punished seriously enough or not punished at all.
5. Make military service compulsary for all fit men, and make use of state programmes to increase their overall fitness.
6. Cut all ties with Israel, and recognize the state of Palestine.
7. No more seperation of the Church and State, God is the ultimate lawgiver and his laws should absolutely reign supreme.
8. Purge the degenerate opposition.

Number 6 goes against number 7 100%.... I agree with number 4 tho.

[mrmaczaps]

Originally Posted by 1987

my first policy would be to abolish BLM. they are straight up terrorists. sure, i agree black, and any color lives do matter, but so do police officers lives, and most of the black guys they shoot are thugs, criminals etc. that were out looking for trouble, i don’t think cops should take any chances. the BLM group itself is just a cover up fundraiser for democrats, manipulating blacks to vote for them. the marxist BLM founder is now a multi-millionaire with multiple million dollar homes, but what has she really done to help the black community? with all these protests and riots, alot of police officers may feel like stepping down after the riots, getting defunded etc, then what? BLM social workers run the country? i feel like that is their endgame. and this all ties in with the covid bs, they are like brownshirts going to restaurants harassing innocent people outdoor dining, probably trying to intimidate people into not leaving their home, to help lockdown obedience. i hate communists.

in all seriousness, we need to ABOLISH BLM NOW, before they burn down the whole country. if i were president i would declare BLM as a domestic terrorist organization, cause that’s what they are. they hate America

To do that, you'd also have to illegalize being a democrat.

[FredWolfLeonardo]

Originally Posted by mrmaczaps

Number 6 goes against number 7 100%.... I agree with number 4 tho.

Well modern Israel as It is hardly qualifies as a Godly country, its a Zionist and secular country which allows for evil things like LGBT and adultery. Even many Haredi Jews and Palestinian Christians who actually take their faith seriously are firmly against Israel.

[Leo656]

Are more and more people trying out the CyberCubed "satirist" gimmick lately or what?

[Jephael]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Are more and more people trying out the CyberCubed "satirist" gimmick lately or what?

To me it seems like more of a quirky personality trait than a gimmick.

[ABrown]

Rule #1: If you find something offensive, it's YOUR problem. Not everyone's.

I'll come up with other rules later. But in the meantime...

I hereby pardon Gina Carano of anything that she may be accused of doing, and appoint her queen of the White House.

[CyberCubed]

Originally Posted by FredWolfLeonardo

1. Ban contraceptives and Create incentives for married couples to have lots of children, hereby creating a more racially and culturally homogenous population that has more young people and is not reliant on immigration to sustain itself.
2. Criminalise homosexual behaviour and all related LGBTQ ideologies.
3. Criminalise Abortion, Adultery and pornography.
4. Re-instate the Death Penalty for many crimes that aren't punished seriously enough or not punished at all.

Don't you come from a country that still hangs gay people, kills women by throwing stones at them while they're tied to a pike, treats women like second class citizens with veils over their entire face and not allowed to drive or vote, and let's men get away with rape and mass murder?

I know you currently live in New Zealand, but whatever middle eastern country you come from is like the dark ages.