Please Help Me Talk to Girls

[ToTheNines]

[Jephael]

The sad thing is that's all I did in my early 20s. I was way too infatuated with the notion of getting laid, thinking it'd be like how it is in the movies and steamy WB dramas. Having spent so much of my life glued to the boob tube (pun intended) I still have a problem understanding the differences between real life circumstances and fictional scenarios, hence my earlier comments about that Leonardo DiCaprio flick.

[ToTheNines]

Just so y'all know, I was just joking about Leo.


I'm really truly gay for Paul Rudd. I'd be his boyfriend real fast.

[ToTheNines]

Also, I invented "snakethecuck".

[plastroncafe]

He really does seem like the kind of guy who'd get off on watching someone other than him bang his girl.

[ToTheNines]

Are you referring to cuckolds?

[plastroncafe]

Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Are you referring to cuckolds?

Well, that is what "cuck" is inferring, so yes.
Then again, I could be wrong.
I am the prude, after all.

heh.

[Bry]

Originally Posted by plastroncafe

He really does seem like the kind of guy who'd get off on watching someone other than him bang his girl.

There's one major flaw in that scenario, my friend.

[ToTheNines]

As far as actual cucks go, is that a wire crossed stemming from watching porn? That's certainly a 3rd person experience.

[plastroncafe]

Originally Posted by Bry

There's one major flaw in that scenario, my friend.

That he doesn't have a girl?
Or that he's too young to really be concerned about banging anything?

Originally Posted by ToTheNines

As far as actual cucks go, is that a wire crossed stemming from watching porn? That's certainly a 3rd person experience.

Different strokes for different folks.
Or so I'm told.

I think originally the term is meant to be used on men who are so weak-willed that their women go elsewhere. Which...wow, so much to unpack there.
I much prefer the modern version. Seems like those folks have way more fun, than those grumps who measure their self worth by someone else's behavior.

[ToTheNines]

Originally Posted by plastroncafe

That he doesn't have a girl?
Or that he's too young to really be concerned about banging anything?

I was 17 upon my first pound. He'll be there in no time.

Different strokes for different folks.
Or so I'm told.

I think originally the term is meant to be used on men who are so weak-willed that their women go elsewhere. Which...wow, so much to unpack there.
I much prefer the modern version. Seems like those folks have way more fun, than those grumps who measure their self worth by someone else's behavior.

As long as they're getting theirs too, agreed.

[Jephael]

Originally Posted by ToTheNines

I was 17 upon my first pound.

I was 17 when I first got the balls to ask out a girl in high school. Unfortunately she turned out to be my cousin's ex-girlfriend. I didn't even know that until a year later when I overheard him talking to my parents about it. The funny thing is he didn't even seem to mind that I liked her (I'm guessing their relationship was simply a childhood fling or something to that effect). The only apparent reason she didn't go out with me was because she was involved with somebody else. My sister was the only person in the family to make a big stink over it, telling me how wrong it was to ask out a friend or family member's ex, yet it happens all the time in TV and movies. It's probably a lot more acceptable now than it was 20 years ago to do something like that, though if I had it to do over again I'd ask both my cousin and his ex how they really felt on the matter.

[shuriken]

Oh 17, what a magical time of awkward kisses, awkward high school dances, getting rejected, getting a steady girlfriend, my "stunt phase" and when I was running 30 miles a week...I 'm glad it happened but I'd never wanna go through that again.
And snake you'll be alright kid. If you're spending as much time with her there's a good chance she's into you. But Powder and Plastron pretty much gave you the best bits of advice.

[Jephael]

Hey I couldn't help but notice that tag about me, and yea I must admit "bimbo" was definitely a very strong choice of words. Though to be fair, I consider that term gender neutral. Guys can be that way as well. Here are some good examples:



Joey Tribbiani from Friends; was a complete moron (I'd even say borderline retarded) and mostly thought with his stomach and wang



Charlie Sheen's infamous character on Two and a Half Men had a similar sex drive, and was actually pretty charming at times, but his egotistical nature would constantly lead him into hot water anyway.



Finally we have Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother who was basically a complete man-child.

Rounding back to the main subject of this thread, what can we really learn about dating from these fictional characters, besides what NOT to do?

[Dust]

Try spinning, that's a good trick.

[ProactiveMan]

It's working! It's working!

[snake]

Wow, I was such a cuck when I posted this. Got rid of this oneitis a month or so back. We're still friends, but I'm not going after that anymore.

[Prowler]

Good. Never get too attached to a particular girl in case things aren't working out that well with her as you expected.

You're still young. There's tons of girls out there. Go live your life.

[CyberCubed]

Girls aren't even remotely attractive till 17 or 18 anyway, so don't bother till then.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

This comin' from the guy who wrote about big-boobied 10-year-olds.