03-18-2020, 03:23 PM | #1 |
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Marvel Introduces new characters I **** you not Snowflake and Safespace
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03-18-2020, 03:35 PM | #2 |
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Are these dead serious characters or parodies?
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03-18-2020, 03:38 PM | #3 |
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legit for Marvel's new warriors 2020
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03-18-2020, 03:47 PM | #4 |
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For anyone looking for toilet paper, Marvel has you covered.
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03-18-2020, 03:47 PM | #5 |
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C'mon, this has GOT to be the writer actually trolling everyone, right? It HAS to be, right? Or is it like, the writer saying "You dumb nazi fascists, you don't like SJW stuff in your comics? We're just gonna own every SJW trope ever and I'm gonna give you an SJW overload so you can lose your minds!!!"?
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03-18-2020, 03:51 PM | #6 |
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Everything is said straight...I mean, They, I mean... human makes noise in video above. |
03-18-2020, 04:15 PM | #7 |
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I can't wait for SJW to show up in Gotham City across the aisle...
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03-18-2020, 05:27 PM | #8 |
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Marvel has lost it's way so badly that it's been overrun by guys who are "intimidated" by a gritty Night Thrasher or a muscular Nova rather than finding inspiration to be stronger intellectually or better physically. These content creators are delivering their pathetic & fearful world views on page, in denial of massive reader rejection. Good luck w/ this "pink, safe-space book" as it barely lasts beyond the launch issues.
This is ACTUAL promotion of characters named "Snowflake" & "Safespace" through some guy who just said that he was "intimidated" by Night Thrasher. This isn't tolerance or inclusion anymore - it's just pathetic. This nonsense was NEVER tolerance & inclusion. Comic books have featured tolerance & inclusion for decades. This is some other negative psychology entirely. |
03-18-2020, 05:36 PM | #9 |
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This is just way, way too easy to make fun of. Anything I could possibly say... I mean, this just speaks for itself. Volumes.
Maybe it's like people were theorizing about 5G with DC. DC and Marvel WANT to sour the milk and jettison those pesky old readers calling them out about all of their SJW/virtue signaling directions. The purge before the renaissance.
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03-18-2020, 05:44 PM | #10 |
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All we need now are 2 misogynistic Twins named Fragile and Masculinity
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03-18-2020, 07:51 PM | #11 |
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I remember the guy that made Captain America a Nazi did a super villain team that was "SJW" themed, are they related to those characters maybe?
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03-18-2020, 08:48 PM | #12 |
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03-18-2020, 09:02 PM | #13 |
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How many times is Marvel going to have to double down on this stuff before they're satisfied there isn't an audience for it? The twelfth time? Maybe the twentieth? Do the higher ups simply value these more as propaganda/recruitment magazines and have ceased caring about sales at all?
Or maybe they're hoping that with such an obvious "uproar" would be caused by people upset or amused by it in social media that the big publicity bomb would make people go and buy it, if only for the novelty or the "sheer f***ing hubris!" of it.
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03-18-2020, 10:58 PM | #14 |
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Dude at this point - I mean it's been bad and bull $#!( for years now - but at this point it's hard to believe that they aren't trying to tank the company on purpose for some reason.
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03-18-2020, 11:22 PM | #15 |
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How could this be anything other than fun? The possibilities are endless.
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03-19-2020, 05:58 AM | #16 |
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Well considering the left can't meme....
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Then they get to have their cake and eat it too; they can tell The Left, "Well, we TRIED to do this stuff that all five or six of you wanted! Look, really!" And then when it fails, they can turn to the other side and say, "Well, we didn't fail because we didn't try, and our hearts were in the right place here." And they, as a publisher, ultimately remain blameless. "It didn't fail because it sucked, it failed because people are Big Meanies on the wrong side of history." Pretty slick! -Snerk- "Snowflake and Safespace". Don't let Jimmy Fallon write your sh*t, you hacks. That's a bad SNL skit, not a new brand. C'mon. I bet their arch-enemy is gonna be a super-rich dude with a giant orange head and tiny hands. Because you can't spell "SUBTLETY" with the letters "M-A-R-V-E-L"! ....Except the L. And the E. SHUT UP. I'M HAVING A BAD DAY, SHTICK IS DIFFICULT! Oh, YOU. Are you secretly Guru Larry? You have to tell me if you are, that's the rule.
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03-19-2020, 07:31 AM | #18 |
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Yeah, and they never fight, either, because kids don't go outside anymore. Instead, they just get in twitter feuds. Or record sick burns on Tiktok.
Snowflake has to die in every issue, too. Because of ridiculous things. His battle cry should be "I'm vegan!" OH! OH! I got it! Their first mission should be to help the frogs who were turned gay by those chemicals Alex Jones was talking about!
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03-19-2020, 07:38 AM | #19 |
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I'm surprised the name "Snowflake" hasn't already been taken by some comic book character somewhere.
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