Times that now you realise were better/worse than they actually were

[Prowler]

Originally Posted by Leo656

When Cubed dies and his life flashes before his eyes it's just gonna be a string of screenshots of him "sharing his wisdom".

You better hope reincarnation is real, man. That's all I can say.

To be fair, we ALL have regrets. No one dies without regrets really. So what's CyberCubed even gonna realise "I should have seen the sun more often..."? I don't think that's that big of a regret to die with, really.

[Leo656]

True. Some of us regret ever being born and yet there ain't sh*t we can do about it.

I suppose that's worse.

[Prowler]

Originally Posted by Leo656

True. Some of us regret ever being born and yet there ain't sh*t we can do about it.

I suppose that's worse.

I know exactly what you mean. I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck and pronounced dead at first sight. It's like I knew this life thing was going to be sh*tty.

I guess newborns are smarter than we give them credit for.

[Leo656]

And yet a bunch of people with easy lives and no real problems wanna keep forcing women to sh*t out babies. It'd be comical if it weren't so tragic.

If I had a time machine, the second thing I'd do is go back in time and push my pregnant mother in front of a speeding car. I'd be saving a lot of people from an untold amount of grief.

The first thing I'd do, obviously, is violently murder my father-in-law, since I'd be right about to travel back in time and therefore never have to pay any consequences.

Actually the other thing I said would probably be the Third Thing. Since I'd cease to exist immediately after the speeding car deal, the second thing I'd do would probably be to slip 2000-era Britney Spears some Spanish Fly so I could pop her butt cherry back when that meant something. THEN I'd go back and do the speeding car deal.

Because you wanna go out on a high note, if you can help it.

[Prowler]

Sadly it's not just a bunch of old men who think like that. There are plenty of women who oppose abortion as well.

"Men shouldn't make laws about women's bodies" is an argument I see frequently, but what argument do they make against women who are against abortion?

Women can be pretty ****** to their own gender.

You know about the female genital mutilation in some parts of Africa? We know it's horrible and feel sorry for the girls... but they'll most likely do the same thing to their future daughters several years later. Just like their own mothers also went through the same thing before.

If women in those places were against such barbaric act... then they wouldn't be doing it to their own daughters anymore.

It takes two to tango. If men are backwards in a place then so are the women.

[Leo656]

Yeah, lotta Stepford Wives out there. It's a shame.

I gotta be honest, my faith in humanity and hope for the future is at an all-time low and I'm kinda hoping Putin launches the nukes. This sh*t is clearly Game Over.

[Prowler]

There's plenty of shoot interviews on YouTube where wrestlers are asked which guys are dicks and which girls are hoes.

Balls Mahoney put 17 women in the ho bag. His standard "if you are in the wrestling business and you **** around with other people in the business, you're a ho."

Now, I don't agree with his definition of what makes a woman a ho, but somehow, I strangely respect his attitude and not giving a damn about putting 17 different women in the ho bag.

[Leo656]

He was a wacky guy.

Still friends with his wife. His kid looks exactly like him.

[Prowler]

Those shoots are mostly interesting whenever someone has an opinion that goes against the majority.

Like Nash calling The Rock "gay". That was funny.

[Leo656]

Well at the time he'd never been seen in public with a woman, so...

[Prowler]

All our convos turn into either porn or wrestling. Ever noticed that?

[Leo656]

It pays to focus on the Important Stuff.