Will April ever be a pretty woman again?

[Prowler]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I guess there's a reason she didn't call herself "Tori Korean" or something.

Well, we certainly can't accuse her of false advertising.

[Leo656]

That bitch's name is "Michelle", quit playin'.

[Prowler]

Originally Posted by Leo656

That bitch's name is "Michelle", quit playin'.

Pornstars names are like wrestlers names to me. If I ever met her and asked for her autograph I'd want her to sign Tori Black. Not Michelle whatever.


Just like you met Hulk Hogan and not Terry Bolea.

[CyberCubed]

The answer to this is unfortunately no.

[Zulithe]

When this question was first asked, of course nobody knew what they had planned for April in the 2023 movie. I do still think it will bounce back at some point where they'll depict her as a more traditional "pretty" slender/fit ginger woman... but that could be a while.

Honestly, I think based on early buzz that the 2023 movie is likely going to be a pretty good success, and could get 1 or 2 sequels, and might even be the inspiration for the next animated series. SO... with that in mind... you might want to get used to the April that is depicted there.

[Coola Yagami]

Is this April a kid or adult, the design can go either way, especially if she's supposed be a teacher.

One thing I didn't notice was she was even given a flat chest too. I saw a foreign YouTuber say the other day

"Why doesn't she have breasts if she's so fat? Even men get some breasts when they get so fat. It's like they purposely tried to remove any sense of femininity from her".

Still not clear how old this April is supposed to be, the internet seems to be arguing both ways about it.

One thing for sure, she's not gonna be running alongside the turtles this time. While the Turtles face Leatherhead, this April will face her sworn enemy. The Stairs.

[terrorblade]

I'm also confused about April's age, everyone seems to think that she's the same age as the turtles but she doesn't look like a teenager at all. She looks like an adult or at least college age.

[Cowabung-Gal]

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

While the Turtles face Leatherhead, this April will face her sworn enemy. The Stairs.

And in the trailer, it definitely looks like she’s already used the stairs behind her.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by terrorblade

I'm also confused about April's age, everyone seems to think that she's the same age as the turtles but she doesn't look like a teenager at all. She looks like an adult or at least college age.

I assumed she was going to be teacher when I saw the leaked storyboards because she looked 30 (at a minimum) and had access to the school during off hours. But now I'm not sure, I think the implication might be that she's a high school student rather than a teacher? Regardless, yes, her age is ambigious as of the moment. With the voice you'd assume teenager but the design itself could be just about any age.

[Toxin45]

i fear whoever owns tmnt will have the new comics have april black too after idw.

[IndigoErth]

Likewise been scratching my head over her age. Was it confirmed she was a teacher? I feel like something did, but now I can't recall?? Or did she just seem like one based on the storyboards?

The character seems like she could be a late teen...or 20s. Could be a student, maybe college? Perhaps she's a teacher's aid or a college student working as one while finishing her degree? If she didn't WORK in the school is would seem odd that she's capable of letting the Turtles in after hours.

But on the other hand, she's clearly definitely got that investigative angle happening, so why pursue a degree in education if that's the case... Unless she is a journalism student helping out as an aid in a classroom.

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

One thing I didn't notice was she was even given a flat chest too. I saw a foreign YouTuber say the other day

"Why doesn't she have breasts if she's so fat? Even men get some breasts when they get so fat. It's like they purposely tried to remove any sense of femininity from her".

Well... for the confused gentlemen out there, let me explain:

People's proportions vary and depends on genetics.

Some families are genetically rather busty in their body proportions and some are not. You could say those families who aren't are a bit more streamlined in build, with the thinner members of a family being built smaller up top, of course, but the heavier ones still keeping a certain proportion as well, and what they've got tends to blend in with their allover weight instead of gaining overly large breasts.

I come from that sort of family where the heavyset members (such as my mom and sister), while they have more than me (the lone lean one), they are not flat chested at all, but their proportions in conjunction with body size are still similar to mine, just on a larger scale. And similar to this April.

In contrast to some others, like a friend of my mom's who has always been a rather large woman with the big back breaking kinda boobs to go along with the rest. Not everyone is built like her type, nor does being fat turn everyone into that.

[CyberCubed]

Wait how on earth do people think the new April is a teenager? Not only is she a teacher according to the storyboards, but she looks like an adult. 25-30 is what she looks like.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Likewise been scratching my head over her age. Was it confirmed she was a teacher? I feel like something did, but now I can't recall?? Or did she just seem like one based on the storyboards?

The character seems like she could be a late teen...or 20s. Could be a student, maybe college? Perhaps she's a teacher's aid or a college student working as one while finishing her degree? If she didn't WORK in the school is would seem odd that she's capable of letting the Turtles in after hours.

But on the other hand, she's clearly definitely got that investigative angle happening, so why pursue a degree in education if that's the case... Unless she is a journalism student helping out as an aid in a classroom.


Well... for the confused gentlemen out there, let me explain:

People's proportions vary and depends on genetics.

No I mean... Like how is she so fat and not have any breasts, like at all. You're talking about triple Ds, I'm talking she's flat as a board where even chubby dudes get moobs.

[CyberCubed]

The new movie April is easily the ugliest incarnation of April in existence. I mean she is just so damn ugly. It's like they purposely designed the fattest, ugliest, and least attractive April of all time.

[Autbot_Benz]

Originally Posted by CyberCubed

The new movie April is easily the ugliest incarnation of April in existence. I mean she is just so damn ugly. It's like they purposely designed the fattest, ugliest, and least attractive April of all time.

[CyberCubed]

I just hope she has as little screentime as possible in the new movie, like only a few scenes. Her design is an affront to my eyes.

[IndigoErth]

Maybe her butt will be in the shot at much as 2012 April's was. Just for you.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Maybe her butt will be in the shot at much as 2012 April's was. Just for you.

Oh so is that why it's playing on the big screen?

[IndigoErth]

Well you gotta get the full effect. With 3D glasses, too.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Well you gotta get the full effect. With 3D glasses, too.

Cybercubed's pants might feel funny though.