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The Expendables IV
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08-30-2021, 11:47 AM | #2 |
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The first one took itself too seriously. The second one was OK, but tacked on the R-rating in post production, when they went back and added in digital blood. The third one wasn't even R-rated. R-rated from jump or don't bother with part 4.
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08-30-2021, 01:31 PM | #3 |
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These are fun movies even if they’re far from perfect, but the one thing all of them got completely wrong was their horrible misuse of their respective villains! Both Van Damme and Gibson especially were wasted opportunities!
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08-30-2021, 10:00 PM | #4 |
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I forgot there was even a Part III.
First one was okay. This seems mostly like "Let's get everybody together for One Last Round before everybody's too old and it becomes impossible to suspend any disbelief."
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Unless they do something awful like a passing of the torch, defeating the entire premise of the series.
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I might just give up on movies altogether at that point. I'm like halfway there already, anyways.
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08-30-2021, 11:16 PM | #7 |
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Vin Diesel and The Rock were supposed to be the new Arnold and Stallone like 20 years ago. Never really happened, and now they're too old.
But I could see them debating about making like Statham in charge of a bunch of new guys, like 50 Cent and so on.
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08-31-2021, 01:14 AM | #8 |
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I think it is more tied to the classic action movie (as understood in 80s and early 90s) genre dying out.
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08-31-2021, 07:43 AM | #9 |
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I love these movies. Mindless fun. The third one suffered in theaters because at the time I think it was the most pirated movie of all-time pre-release.
I'm glad they are making another one. But, like Indiana Jones 5, I just hope it's not a $#!( show of old men. "The Irishman" really put the stamp on that one for me..... The Rock made some solid "tough guy flicks". "Faster" was awesome.... |
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Faster was awesome. But nobody saw it.
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I could make an argument that they never really tried to.
The Rock came in the door with like two or three completely toothless PG-13 movies, then wanted to cut into comedies before he ever even became a big R action star like Arnold or Stallone. And then he just sort of hovered around comedy/comedic action stuff and still is (whether it's Jungle Cruise, San Andreas, Jumanji, etc., he's just playing himself, or a version of his jokey wrestler self). That's not the way to go about it. Imagine if Arnold began his career in the 80s with like a watered down PG-13 "Raw Deal," then leapt straight into "Junior." His career would have floundered. Arnold was smart... he cultivated his image and chose the right actioners until he was that guy. Then, and only then, did he branch out into comedic stuff, testing out his chops and playing with audience expectation of his image. Vin Diesel came in the door with Fast & Furious and Pitch Black. Both spawned franchises. But Diesel was never a larger than life personality, not a big bodybuilder, and didn't have much personality or charm. Just ego, really. So he didn't really go anywhere surprising.
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80s action movies will never come back, their equivalent is superhero movies and those will die as well for the next trend, that is if theaters survive
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08-31-2021, 12:50 PM | #14 |
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His size in that one was ridiculous. I remember when he first comes out the cell on release day. I described his size to a buddy of mine by saying that "dude he had to turn sideways to get through the cell door - he's like 'three head's wide". We still laugh our asses off about that - 'three heads wide' like you could fit three full necks with heads on his body in that shot, lmao!
The movie itself was really well done. I liked the Rundown when it first came out too. But I don't ever go back to watch it again. I remember sometime back he did an interview about doing an Expendables flick. He said he'd do it, but that he'd want to be the guy who hunted the Expendables, IIRC. I also remember some talk some years back about an "Expenda-belles" spinoff with people like Milla Jovovich, but to this day I don't know if that was just pop culture fandom talking or a seriously considered thing.... |
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But "Faster" was great. Like a "Samoan John Wick," where he's like this vengeful walking urban legend. There was some very puzzling marketing there. I never even saw it in the theater, just afterward (most people seemed to think it was some kind of wannabe Fast & Furious movie, when it was anything but). Quote:
Sandra Bullock, Cynthia Rothrock, Jovovich, Weaver, maybe Kathleen Turner, etc.... there could have been something there, sure.
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I'm glad that never happened. While men can age gracefully and look distinguished as they get old, all those women basically became old hags. Nobody is going to get interested watching a 60 year old grandma spout one-liners and shoot with a gun. This isn't Terminator: Dark Fate.
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A DVD quality copy leaked a week before it's release IIRC, and it became the most pirated movie ever up until that point. Ironic, because in some ways if that could've translated into money, it would've been incredibly successful. Stream of consciousness here from Mel Gibson in that one, but did you ever see "Get the Gringo"? That was a good flick.... Quote:
I remember when Galaxy Quest came out and I couldn't believe how hot Sigourney Weaver looked in that, given I hadn't seen her in some time on film. And then Avatar came out and I felt like she aged 25 years between that and Galaxy Quest. She's an awesome actress though. |
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08-31-2021, 06:36 PM | #18 |
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It's a well known fact female actress age much faster than men. I don't know why that is, especially when you realize all these people are millionaires and can afford plastic surgery or cosmetics to make themselves look much younger than regular people can.
Look at any female actress in their prime in old movies and tv shows and then look at what they look like now. I'd say less than 10% have aged well. |
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10-20-2021, 10:08 AM | #20 |
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Stallone will exit the franchise with this film
https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a3...s-series-exit/ |
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