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01-27-2016, 11:24 AM | #1084 |
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Gazing into my crystal ball to look to the distant future of January 2018...
April O’Neil may have been transferred to Channel 6’s Siberia office (Megan Fox left the project after comparing previous director Dave Green to Benito Mussolini and threatening to murder the movie's critics via arson), but the Manhattan news beat has a new ace reporter in Carter Wolfred (Jaden Smith)! Along with his zany cameraman Vern (Will Arnett), Carter stumbles upon an evil scheme: The Shredder (Masi Oka) and Kraaang (Wallace Shawn) have joined forces with the alien conquerer Lord Dregg (Academy Award nominee Frank Langella) and his evil sidekicks Leatherhead, Slash, Rat King, and Mutagen Man (casting to be determined)! But fortunately for New York City, Carter’s got a secret weapon: his old hockey coach Casey Jones (Stephen Amell) and his friends, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Featuring an extended sequence set at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! Get ready for more ninja-time pizza party action in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewer”, releasing in five months (director to be determined)! Cowamundo!
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*slow clap*
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01-27-2016, 02:53 PM | #1086 |
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Interesting, but that's to be expected, of course they will shot additional scenes for the movie, just like the pickups that happened recently.
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01-27-2016, 03:01 PM | #1087 |
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01-27-2016, 03:01 PM | #1088 |
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Or this could be part of the pick-ups? Since they might after all need people in the background still.
Although, since the "gorgeous bikini clad girls," "upscale NYC Nightclub goers," and "Nightclub Bouncer(s)" all film the same day I'm wondering if they're staging a Victoria's Secret type event. Given Vern's girlfriend and all. *more sighing* Wish I was wrong. Wish the bikini stuff it was just a quick shot of a bunch of people hanging out at a pool. But no guys cast for that part so... yeah. |
01-27-2016, 03:02 PM | #1089 |
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I expect it's an extra scene they want to put in the movie. I expect it will be shot inside because of all the snow, unless they want a scene with snow in if it is shot outside.
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01-27-2016, 03:08 PM | #1090 |
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Wish it would be outside. That way anyone who thought it was cool to sign up for this and prance around in a damn bikini in a TMNT film that should be about TMNT can freeze their niblets off.
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01-27-2016, 03:13 PM | #1091 | |
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Not relevant, but neither are bikinis to a TMNT movie. Heyo!
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01-27-2016, 03:16 PM | #1092 | |
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Because nothing says Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like "gorgeous bikini clad girls".
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But yeah -- I forgot all about Vern's real-life supermodel girlfriend and the scenes with real-life basketball players. They couldn't cut the corporate-fuelled cross-promotion in a Michael Bay movie, now could they? But hey, that's less screen time for the Turtles and precious CGI money saved! The fact that all this is in a Ninja Turtles movie to begin with should tell us all we need to know. Abandon all hope, friends!
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01-27-2016, 03:23 PM | #1093 |
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Maybe it will have shots of April in a bikini.
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01-27-2016, 03:24 PM | #1094 |
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And here I thought the catholic school girls idea was stupid....
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01-27-2016, 03:28 PM | #1095 |
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Got some more info from someone on twitter regarding the filming. Saturday will be a lab tech scene, Sunday night a foot soldier scene, & Monday night a club scene.
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01-27-2016, 03:33 PM | #1096 |
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What, the turtles dancing in the nightclub with girls in bikinis so are they going to change the rating to R (or 15/18 in the UK) then
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01-27-2016, 03:34 PM | #1097 |
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The stupid runs deep. We've barely scratched the stupid surface!
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01-27-2016, 03:34 PM | #1098 |
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I don't know, But it would be funny if they did a homage to the club scene from Secret of the Ooze.
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Please don't let Mikey into anything with "bikini clad" women. Because the expected dialogue is probably inevitable. At least the other three can probably be expected to act like gentleman should they have to go crashing through the place momentarily. |
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This is corporately prostituted TMNT right here, folks! Bikinis, NBA, Victoria's Secret, Orange Crush...
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