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Someone remind me again that these movies are just for kids though, right? Little kiddies love sexualized Halloween costumes!!! Yay Bay!
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04-30-2015, 03:59 PM | #144 |
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To be fair, It moved when I saw Fox in that skirt.
But yeah, more pandering. Ah well. At least we all know exactly what we're getting with this one. Here's to lost opportunities. Sigh.
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If they ever wanted ANYone to be a credible threat to the Turtles in any future movies, they shouldn't have shown them shrugging off bullets and flipping over shipping containers in the FIRST movie.
I don't care what these "Foot Ninja" look like. They're cannon fodder, and you can bet that's all they'll ever be. Consider: Bebop and Rocksteady are in it. More than likely, the entire reason they'll be created, is because the Foot Ninja can't get the job done against the Hulk Brigade. Every movie in the series is going to be more and more escalation, which is the only choice they're left with after they backed themselves into a corner with the first one.
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It's not "closed-minded" it's common goddamn sense.
Unless they all attack and swarm like fleas these f*ckers are no threat. It's already been established, and if you honestly think there's going to be a scene with Foot Ninja "upping the stakes", in the same movie with bebop and Rocksteady in it, then you're delusional. Don't kid yourself. They're in the movie to look pathetic and weak. Now, that's all Foot Ninja really ever are, so that's fine. But let's not pretend there's any chance at all they'll be competent. That's simply not plausible.
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I'd like to live as a cockeyed optimist for a while. Just to see what color the sky is in that world. Alas, I just don't have the strength to live with the infinite disappointment that comes with it.
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Remember... an optimist can never be pleasantly surprised.
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I imagine it wouldn't be gloomy enough for you. Too bright on this side.
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Lest we forget, there was an entire abandoned subplot in the last movie - which was filmed - where the Foot Ninja had to be injected with mutagen and turned into super-soldiers to even have a CHANCE against the TMNT. THAT was how the last movie was originally supposed to go. "Those Turtles are so Hulked out, our guys only stand a chance if we turn them into monsters". That's most likely going to be the thread they use in this movie as a way to create Bebop and Rocksteady. They're gonna get tossed around just as easily as before, whether they have guns or swords. It really doesn't matter. And frankly, I'm fine with that. I don't *love* it, but it fits the story they're going for. I'm just saying, anybody expecting the Foot Ninja to be more than "crash dummies in black pajamas" is going to be disappointed, aaaand it'd be wise on their part to lower their standards well in advance and be realistic. S'all I'm saying. Nobody here gets me at all. So NOT a pessimistic person. Just when something looks sh*tty on its face, I say so, and don't look for things that aren't there just to assuage my own discomfort. Lots of things suck, and there's nothing wrong with pointing it out. I'd rather embrace facts than live in my own delusions. Fail to see how that makes me or anyone else with a similar outlook "gloomy". More like "Realistic".
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Hey man I'd much prefer seeing some stylish martial arts fights with Foot Ninja who are competent, instead of what we're going to get. But I don't see how anyone could look at the universe they've crafted for these films and think that's in any way plausible. That's not the kind of movie they want to make!
I mean, that's like going into "Batman and Robin" after seeing "Forever", and saying "I really hope there's a scene where the Joker shoots Gordon's daughter through the spine like in the comics." Like... sure, it's possible, but... what exactly did you see in the last movie to make you think that was on the table?
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Yes..The life of the pessimist, must be such a drag bringing down everyone else around you. Some runs away, even throw rocks. Just awful. *tsk tsk*
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I've just had an epiphany. The proverbial lightbulb has gone on over my head.
Michael Bay is a lizard person. That's why he keeps making the same thing, the same MORONIC thing over and over. "Human males like to see scantily clad human females! They also like explosions - which will be like the explosions that our motherships make when we decide to invade the planet!" That's also why his movies are completely racially tone-deaf (most recent example being those racist Halloween costumes that we saw set photos of) - all humans look alike to him! He even has a dead-eyed, lizardy look to his human meat-suit. The thin-lipped, reptilian sneer of someone who snacks on bags full of dead insects when nobody's around to see him at it. How did I not realize this before??????????? The conspiracy goes deeper than I had realized! He probably uses these movies to feed on human brainwaves and to distract us from the evil machinations of the rest of the lizard empire in positions of power within human society. He's the ground force - keep the humans distracted with shiny things while the rest of the lizard army work to dismantle us from within, and use our planet as a breeding ground for their eggs. I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE.
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