Dora the Explorer movie produced by Michael Bay - Page 4

*Leo656* · 03-24-2019, 08:09 PM

Moms Be Like: "I'll take you to see Aquaman, sweetie!"

Dads Be Like: "I'll take you to see Dora The Explorer, honey!"

I mean, it's not funny, but it's kinda funny.

*drgon78* · 03-25-2019, 05:01 AM

Yeah, I think that statement is kind of funny. Though the fact the lead actress is only 17 makes that statement less funny.

So the lead actress playing Dora is named Isabella Moner. She voiced a character on Dora and Friends: Into the City. Would have been really great if she actually voice Dora herself.

*snake* · 03-25-2019, 05:35 AM

Yo where the f*ck is Swiper?

*MsMarvelDuckie* · 03-25-2019, 02:48 PM

Apparently Danny Trejo (sp?) is playing her monkey? Saw this yesterday. If so, all the more reason to go see this chucklefest! (Cause there's no way anyone can take this film seriously...)

*Andrew NDB* · 03-25-2019, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by snake

Yo where the f*ck is Swiper?

Benicio Del Toro is doing the voice of Swiper... so apparently he'll be some kind of CGI creation. Maybe they're not quite happy with the finished product there yet.

*Papenbrook* · 04-14-2019, 08:46 PM

The release date has been moved up to July 31^st, 2019.

*drgon78* · 04-15-2019, 05:02 AM

What was the original release date?

*ZariusTwo* · 04-15-2019, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by drgon78

What was the original release date?

August 2nd. The move is to avoid a clash with Hobbs and Shaw

*Papenbrook* · 05-13-2019, 12:48 AM

The release date has been altered, ... AGAIN.

*Allio* · 05-13-2019, 02:54 AM

Oh no... how... horrible?

*Papenbrook* · 07-31-2019, 07:32 AM

Creepers be creepin'.

Spoiler for Content warning. Viewer discretion is advised.:

* Keep in mind that Isabela Moner was seventeen at the time of filming. *

It didn't take long for someone to bring their perverted garbage to the yard. Disgusting.

This is what Brie Larson was talking about. This is why film criticism is currently going down the drain.

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

*Allio* · 07-31-2019, 09:08 AM

I mean anyone that is worth their salt don't really care. It's a dora movie. I mean it's a literal "who?" reviewer.

*Coola Yagami* · 07-31-2019, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Papenbrook

This is what Brie Larson was talking about. This is why film criticism is currently going down the drain.

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

That is. Pretty ****ed up.

But on Brie Larson, let's be honest. She'd be more concerned on wether or not the reviewer was white.

*ZariusTwo* · 07-31-2019, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Papenbrook

Perverted male reviewers are ruining the innocence of cinema.

Just be glad they aren't talking about a ten year old, that's Dora's actual age isn't it?

*IndigoErth* · 07-31-2019, 11:11 AM

Well that's pretty cringy. Half expected it to be some guy who had a crush on Dora as a kid...not a 70-year-old, old enough to be her (or much of the main cast's) grandfather. Yuck.

I mean, cripe, it's a kid movie with a teenage Dora. I'm pretty sure she can have a big adventure without bringing her potential sex life into it.

*Coola Yagami* · 07-31-2019, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by IndigoErth

Well that's pretty cringy. Half expected it to be some guy who had a crush on Dora as a kid...not a 70-year-old, old enough to be her (or much of the main cast's) grandfather. Yuck.

I mean, cripe, it's a kid movie with a teenage Dora. I'm pretty sure she can have a big adventure without bringing her potential sex life into it.

IDK, I'm pretty sure Cubed will go see it if she's a lesbian in the movie.

*IndigoErth* · 07-31-2019, 02:23 PM

03-24-2019, 08:09 PM	#61
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03-25-2019, 02:48 PM	#64
MsMarvelDuckie I Married a Duck! Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The bowels of Hell, Texas(otherwise known as Decatur) Posts: 8,772	Apparently Danny Trejo (sp?) is playing her monkey? Saw this yesterday. If so, all the more reason to go see this chucklefest! (Cause there's no way anyone can take this film seriously...) __________________ "You IDIOTS! You've captured their STUNT doubles!" -from "Spaceballs" "Where Science ends, magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491 My various stories and fan-fics are now here- https://m.fanfiction.net/u/4770494/#end

05-13-2019, 02:54 AM	#70
Allio Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,086	Oh no... how... horrible? __________________

07-31-2019, 09:08 AM	#72
Allio Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,086	I mean anyone that is worth their salt don't really care. It's a dora movie. I mean it's a literal "who?" reviewer. __________________

03-25-2019, 05:01 AM	#62
drgon78 Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,216	Yeah, I think that statement is kind of funny. Though the fact the lead actress is only 17 makes that statement less funny. So the lead actress playing Dora is named Isabella Moner. She voiced a character on Dora and Friends: Into the City. Would have been really great if she actually voice Dora herself.

03-25-2019, 05:35 AM	#63
snake Disgusting Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Outer Heaven Posts: 12,230	Yo where the f*ck is Swiper?

04-14-2019, 08:46 PM	#66
Papenbrook The King of Nothing Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,755	The release date has been moved up to July 31^st, 2019.

04-15-2019, 05:02 AM	#67
drgon78 Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,216	What was the original release date?

05-13-2019, 12:48 AM	#69
Papenbrook The King of Nothing Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: No comment -_- ... Posts: 2,755	The release date has been altered, ... AGAIN.

07-31-2019, 11:11 AM	#75
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,242	Well that's pretty cringy. Half expected it to be some guy who had a crush on Dora as a kid...not a 70-year-old, old enough to be her (or much of the main cast's) grandfather. Yuck. I mean, cripe, it's a kid movie with a teenage Dora. I'm pretty sure she can have a big adventure without bringing her potential sex life into it.

07-31-2019, 02:23 PM	#77
IndigoErth Team Blue Boy Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: U.S., East Coast Posts: 15,242