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[ZariusTwo]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Irma? You have a thing for Irma?

"underneath your clothes, there's an endless story..."

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Irma? You have a thing for Irma?

I think any of us who've ever banged a "nerd" has a soft spot for Irma.

She actually reminds me a bit of the woman I lost my virginity to at age 14. When she wore glasses. Which wasn't always. Nothing "fancy" about her in the least but a pleasant enough lass, given her fervent willingness to commit a felony with a neighbor boy. Nothing most guys would look twice at, BUT, she had a nice body underneath it all - most people look better naked anyway - and she had a Party City's worth of tricks up both sleeves. Insatiable, also. Some of the best days of my entire goddamn life.

Moral being, sometimes the ones you wouldn't look twice at have a lot of kinky sh*t pent up inside of 'em. There's a lot of "Irmas" out there. Some of them are amazeballs in the sack.

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

"underneath your clothes, there's an endless story..."

Yeah, see, this guy gets it.
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This experience I've decided to share with you, as well as this entire conversation, AS WELL as the fact that Look Who Of All People Is Defending Me Of All People Now just proves what I've been saying for ages: You Couldn't INVENT my goddamn life.

Thank you, Tommy, for proving that a shining light can, indeed, come from anywhere.

And thank you too, Deja, for reminding me that some people simply aren't worth the effort. I promise, I'll be much more smug and condescending going forward if we interact in the future. I really tried, but... well, it seems that's the version of me you really prefer, so... Good News! That's the guy you'll get from now on. Yay?

But most of all, thanks to Zarius. Just for being an all-around nice guy and not telling anyone about that sh*t I drunkenly texted him that one Yom Kippur. I swear that was not my penis, and I don't know who rented the donkey, but I do know that Traci Lords is really, really desperate for money these days. But don't ask me how I know, I wasn't even there.

But point being, Zarius knows how to keep a secret and that makes him a good egg! "Only Love, brother - HH"

[Dejablue]

Smug and condescending is the only version of you I've ever known. From the first time we traded words till now. So this is like assuring me that water is still wet. Thanks I guess?

[Leo656]

Well it would help me a lot if I even knew when all of that was and what was said, but I don't. Sorry. Right now you're just "One of a hundred people who've cursed at me on a forum for absolutely no good reason."

Forgive me for not having a better memory, but I get paid to be heckled. In most cases, I spit water on 'em, spill their nachos on 'em, call their wife/girlfriend a prostitute, tell them their kid is mine, etc. etc., depending on the situation. All "in the line of duty", of course. Those are fun and memorable experiences, which I'm also paid for (sometimes even "well"). Someone's words on a screen aren't gonna stay with me very long by comparison. Not a great story for my niece and nephew, and also, no money in it.

But if we've interacted in the past and you're still mad at me for it, rest assured, it's not mutual because nothing about it was memorable for me. I can't carry a grudge towards a person I don't remember ever speaking to.

Whatever it was, I've moved on and hopefully you can too. May the forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house. Sincerely.

[Dejablue]

"I'm a paid tuff guy but don't be mean to me on the internet or I'll get u in trouble."

I get heated when it comes to things I have strong opinions about. Trust and believe, nothing about you or what you say bothers me outside of the few minutes I need to process it to form a response.

[Leo656]

Again, I get paid to take lumps both literally and figuratively. That's all in good fun and it's fine. Nothing's "Out of bounds" in that scenario and I know that before I set my bag down.

If I'm having a conversation with someone in a setting where the understood rules of "The Room" are, "Keep a lid on it and be respectful," and I'm going out of my way to be polite but not being treated the same in kind - or worse, the other person is repeatedly going out of their way to go offsides - then no, I don't have any problem whatsoever in squashing that situation by any means available once they've proven to me that nothing I can say is going to get them to stop. I can only ask nicely so many times and I don't have a lot of patience.

Two things I can't and won't abide are Liars and Rude People. We all have things we can't stand. Those are mine. Name-calling and vile insinuations towards me as a human being over a difference of opinion, no, I won't let that go for very long no matter who does it.

The fact is, I genuinely don't like Reporting anyone and I've only actually done it a handful of times. I'm most often the one being Reported, but nothing ever comes of it because I don't break any rules, people simply choose not to like me. So I just get told "Don't talk to so-and-so, they don't like you and they keep reporting you." You've done it. You've reported me several times for no reason at all, according to past PMs I've held onto which are now refreshing my memory of when we may have spoken in the past. So it's rather amusing that you'd call me silly for threatening to Report you for insulting me, when 1. That's the standard protocol, and 2. You've done the same to me multiple times.

For the record, I haven't Reported you and I'm not presently inclined, so long as you don't start back up with the pointless flaming. I'm merely saying, if you must come at me with such venom when I've done nothing to incite you, there's ONLY two ways it can go:

- I rip you to pieces verbally, which I really don't like doing to people in the first place, and you've also Reported me for multiple times, even when I was talking to someone else and not you (so say my PMs).

OR

- I take the advice given to me by The Mods and simply Report such pointless insults so they know who the actual troublemakers are and can act accordingly.

That's me respecting my friends' wishes, by the way. They're the ones who've come to me numerous times after you and others have Reported me, saying "You're too harsh and they can't handle you, let us deal with it." And it's their house. I'd rather NOT start a riot in their house because they're pals of mine. But I'm not gonna sit back and let people insult me for no reason, either.

"Strong opinions" are fine. But I've been nothing but polite to you TODAY and expect nothing less in return, whether we agree or not, had words in the past or not. TODAY I've been nothing but nice to you and don't appreciate being cursed at for something I said several years ago already and don't even remember.

I said I'd tattle if you kept it up because me asking you to stop being nasty didn't work. I had no problem with the conversation, just your tone. You chilled out, so now there's no problem. Kool & The Gang. Easy Like Sunday Morning.

This is me being sincere: Going forward, if we speak, I really would like it if you replied to me in the same manner in which I present to you. And if you MUST flame me, please tell me now how you want me to respond, either the "Curse you out in return and get you to Report me again" way, or the "I go to the Mods myself" way. Just so I know.

My preference? If I'm polite to you, be polite to me. I don't care what the topic is. Just be polite unless I call you something nasty first. That's all.

Not mad, just a little annoyed that the courtesy I show others here is never, ever returned in kind. But I'm a Bad Guy.

I only work with what you people give me. No more, no less.

[lonewarrior20]

The way this things going I think we're about to the joker ledger meme.
There's been tmnt porn for years and barely an eye is bat, the momment it might be done by some of the production crew the fandom starts destroying it's self.

[ZariusTwo]

See, this is why the OT will stick more in the memory than most of the shows that succeed it...not many Saturday morning cartoons fail with glee in hiding an erection...( Animaniacs mastered this too)

[Dejablue]

What? Where are these PMs I've never reported you.

[Sumac]

Bad news for puritans in this thread: animators ALWAYS draw porn of their own characters. Yes, even, Disney ones.

Heck Bruce Timm, who was responsible for Batman TAS and Superman TAS even released a book with erotic drawings of DC characters.

Interestingly, in Japan artists can draw hardcore porn and then be involved with production of multi-million franchises and even hired to work on children's shows and no-one bats an eye. For example, Masamune Shirow, who had created Ghost in the Shell, draws crap-ton of porn and no-one says anything bad about it, to my knowledge.

Not really sure where and why this Western puritanism coming from, but I find it hilarious. It's almost "girls don't poop" levels of hilariousness. "Oh, those characters are in children's show, artists must be pure angels and never do anything naughty with those characters!"
LOL.

Edit:
Seeing people REEEEEEEEEing over romantic and sexual relationships between fictional characters is a top autism. Like, those characters ARE NOT real, no harm come from this stuff whatsoever. No-ones asks you to acknowledge anything besides official stuff anyway.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by TommyT

Why you grinding him so hard? The hell is your beef? You have a run in with a drunk uncle? Calm down son, I promise that’s not him.

I missed this whole damn thing.

To be fair, I am MANY people's Drunk Uncle. If all my family members were armed we could storm Connecticut tomorrow and just take the whole place over, and nobody could stop us because there's too many of us and they're all a bunch'a WASPs up there anyhows. Big, big family, is my point.

HOWEVER, to clarify, I am NOT the "gropey" Drunk Uncle. I am, most assuredly, though, the "Did I ever tell you kids about the time I saw Metallica front row at the Spectrum? That's when music was f*cking music, man" Drunk Uncle. Also not appropriate to leave around your kids, but only because I'm gonna give 'em Pabst Blue Ribbon and teach them why all good rap music starts and ends with Madchild.

Just to be perfectly clear. Don't leave me around your kids, folks. Not because they'll get groped, but because after ten minutes of talking to me they'll be a lot smarter than YOU are.

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

See, this is why the OT will stick more in the memory than most of the shows that succeed it...not many Saturday morning cartoons fail with glee in hiding an erection...( Animaniacs mastered this too)

Good example. Also, see? Irma's totally perky under all that mess. I'm telling you, man, ONE shot'a Schnapps, then those glasses come off and she's a porn star. I've been there, man. I've seen some Things, and some Stuff. And I definitely, definitely recommend it.

Originally Posted by Dejablue

What? Where are these PMs I've never reported you.

If you say so, then I will choose to believe you. In the past when I've been told I was reported by "several people", your name came up among others. Maybe I got bad intel. If you say it wasn't you, then fine, I'll believe you. Although it honestly wouldn't matter; I've been Reported by many people and I get along great with most of them nowadays. It happens.

I bet I've even had some cross words with ol' Zarius once or twice in our many years up and down the road. But now, heck, if the guy asked me to give him a handy-J I'd probably... call the f*cking police. But we'd still be friends, is my point, even if we've had a row or two at one point or other. I'm not a grudge-y kinda guy.

Originally Posted by Sumac

Heck Bruce Timm, who was responsible for Batman TAS and Superman TAS even released a book with erotic drawings of DC characters.

Frank Cho's "Women" hardcover is also pretty damn swank. Highly recommended if you haven't seen it. I mean it's a "legitimate" art book that just happens to focus on his voluptuous women, as is his specialty, so it's not necessarily "erotic" but there's nudity in it, just not an overwhelming amount. And he didn't specifically get famous for doing kids' cartoons like Timm, BUT some of his more famous work was a bit more "all-ages friendly". But the point of his entire art style in general is kind of representative of, "You can draw a chick in a snowsuit and make it sexy if you draw it the right way," so nudity isn't a prerequisite for his art being enticing or arousing. It helps, sure, but it's not at all necessary.

But yeah, give that one a look if you're so inclined.

[Sumac]

Most of famous artists drew erotic and porn, nothing to be worried about, IMO.

I've seen Cho's work - quite delicious.

[Leo656]

Yeah, I don't have a "type" but curves are always extremely welcome.

I don't know why I don't have a "type". People ask me if it's Blonde or Brunette, thin or curvy, short or tall, small boobs or cow tits, and I'm just like... Are they awake and breathing, and did they sign the Waiver?

("Did they sign the Waiver" is a 'rassling joke that's extremely funny for reasons nobody here is gonna get. But I couldn't help it, it's perfect for the situation so allow me this petty indulgence. )

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by ZariusTwo

See, this is why the OT will stick more in the memory than most of the shows that succeed it...not many Saturday morning cartoons fail with glee in hiding an erection...( Animaniacs mastered this too)

Then there's this, even if Raph does admit humans aren't his type:

[Leo656]

He's lyin', even to himself. He went right in that bathroom and Boxed The One-Eyed Clown. C'mon, lookit that peach-bottom. Even a Turtle can't resist it.

This whole thread is your fault. You're lucky you're my guy or I'd cover you with honey and feed you to the fire ants.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by Leo656

He's lyin', even to himself. He went right in that bathroom and Boxed The One-Eyed Clown. C'mon, lookit that peach-bottom. Even a Turtle can't resist it.

This whole thread is your fault. You're lucky you're my guy or I'd cover you with honey and feed you to the fire ants.

Well, the Rise forum is kind of slow. I kinda knew this would be the most active thread on it simply because of the subject. Still, Don't shoot the messenger as they say!

[Leo656]

I just need to know if you're proud of me or not. I know you're not my REAL Dad but I know you did the best you could.

[neatoman]

Originally Posted by Leo656

I just need to know if you're proud of me or not. I know you're not my REAL Dad but I know you did the best you could.

Of course I'm proud of you, doesn't matter if aliens impregnated your mom with their highly potent space juice.

[The Great Saiyaman]

Earlier this year I did an X-rated Rise fan-comic called "Quiet time" but didn't depict T-cest in there because I don't like it, just personal preference.

It was fun to do.

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by neatoman

Of course I'm proud of you, doesn't matter if aliens impregnated your mom with their highly potent space juice.

Well, the first thing you said makes me happy. The second thing you said makes me wonder just how many people/aliens my Mom cheated on my Dad with.

I know it's "A Lot" but if we're going full-blown extra-terrestrial then I suddenly have a lot more questions. But also, some answers!