04-19-2004, 10:14 PM | #1 |
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Italian English (only a joke)
I found this on another board, it's a song.
Italian English One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma b****. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma b****. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma b****. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ***** onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna s***. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna s*** on my bed. He say you better not s*** onna bed, you sonna ma b****. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma b****, I gonna back to Italy... |
04-19-2004, 10:17 PM | #2 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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04-19-2004, 10:18 PM | #3 |
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Ouch! Take that Italy!
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04-19-2004, 10:20 PM | #4 |
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Impressive.
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04-19-2004, 10:41 PM | #5 |
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Most Impressive!
RIOT!!! You know, maybe I should record that in my Mario voice. That would just be.....oh man.
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04-19-2004, 10:44 PM | #6 |
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Hehe! If it's a song, know where we can actually download it?
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04-19-2004, 11:05 PM | #7 |
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On the board I found it they just posted the song name, I don't know if the information is correct, but you can try to search for it. The name is I don't need this s*** By Dj Johnny
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04-20-2004, 04:49 AM | #8 |
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Yeah I remember that song. My friend pees himself with laughter when I quote it
The sheet on the bed is the best. And I thought it just went 'you son of a beech' |
04-20-2004, 06:06 AM | #9 |
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Chuckle-worthy
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04-20-2004, 08:42 AM | #10 |
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I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.
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04-20-2004, 08:59 AM | #11 |
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Yeah, unless you want to sleep with the fishes.
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Quote:
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04-20-2004, 07:30 PM | #13 |
Tea Time!
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At least the fish will get a good laugh.
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04-20-2004, 07:41 PM | #14 |
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Clever.
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04-20-2004, 08:09 PM | #15 |
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A wise guy, eh? Don't be surprised if you find a horse head in your bed in the morning.
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04-20-2004, 08:26 PM | #16 |
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god that was funny
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